Tom @RealTomH

Ealing. Was a lawyer. Now look after 2 girls (mine). Often watching Hanwell Town. London, England Joined July 2010

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@JuliaHB1 @CherwellPunter At least he’s just done the dishes

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@haveigotnews

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14 hours ago

@Empireaesth @PaulinusOfTrier That’s the Westminster Arms I think.

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@mattforde You strike me as someone who might remember their Xmas song of that year. Naughty Xmas (Goblin In the Office) a lighthearted take on Christmas party groping. Long forgotten. Not because you’re a groper, because you’re a 90s man.

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15 hours ago

Would love to know what happened to make this label necessary

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16 hours ago

@matkinsj Whole thing needs a refurb. 70s loft redoing too. Will be keeping Zaim in whatever he likes for a while.

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17 hours ago

These days the only communication I get about a party is a party wall agreement. The only Albanians on speed dial are builders.

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@TrainTraveller5 @BenStarSports Favourites. Blimey we scored one goal didn’t we.

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21 hours ago

When I was at uni in around 2003/4 a group of us rewatched World Cup 90 on vhs, at 21 years old, having been about 8 the first time around. And it WAS rubbish. The matches, but that doesn’t make the memories any less special of being a kid that summer.

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17 hours ago

@bphillipsonMP

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18 hours ago

@JohnGale45 Euro 92 too. All Denmark did in the final was go back to Schmeicel to protect their lead. Rule change right after.

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18 hours ago

@stevenctilley @BenStarSports 😂

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18 hours ago

@VirgilHilts01 I went to quite a lot of England games under Graham Taylor and Platt carried the team. Main goal threat, creator, everything. In a really bad team.

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18 hours ago

Everyone else had gone back to their home towns. Can’t remember why I was still there. Was in the existential swamp.

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20 hours ago

Memory just came back to me of watching Rooney masterclass England v France Euro 2004, alone lying face down on the floor in the front room of our house in Nottingham wondering if my hangover was bad enough to go to hospital.

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19 hours ago

@GustavPaulUK @fonduesupper Very good

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20 hours ago

One of my German grannies (the one who was still alive at the time funnily enough) was at ours in Camden for England v West Germany 1990 and she was happy they won.