Lavender Latte Lawyer @lattesandlaws
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 Free Palestine | Working mom | First Gen lawyer | Public Defender | Basically just a fan account for my daughter | She/her Joined September 2018-
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My first jury trial and I got the dreaded one word verdict. This really sucks
Always entertaining to be asked at work why you’re less animated today, especially by a man, and you’re like, do you want the honest answer that my period just started? Or do you want me to just say I’m tired?
Gave my notice and accepted my new position. Officially gonna join the ranks of public defenders!
What person making a substantial salary living in the US has no bank account? No reportable assets of any kind? What is going on with Mike Johnson? vanityfair.com/news/2023/11/m…
hundreds of thousands of children. hungry, injured, traumatized. roads destroyed. no electricity. no infrastructure. they know this isn’t possible. but they’ll say “we warned them” and expect us to believe everyone who stayed was a willing combatant.
hundreds of thousands of children. hungry, injured, traumatized. roads destroyed. no electricity. no infrastructure. they know this isn’t possible. but they’ll say “we warned them” and expect us to believe everyone who stayed was a willing combatant.
I’m still stewing on the fact that my mom wants me to invite my brother to my daughter’s first birthday as some sort of making amends/bargaining chip. The brother who tried to fight my husband the last time he saw him and has called him homophobic slurs & has not met my daughter.
Officially gonna be sworn in and be a real attorney in T-minus a little under 7 days!
Officially had my first experience of being assumed I’m the paralegal and getting to say, oh I’m actually the attorney 💁🏻♀️
How do you handle someone being given credit for work you did and the person accepts the credit?
My daycare has posters up for teacher appreciation week and it suggests different gifts to give the teacher everyday all week. And I’m like, ya I appreciate y’all. But I also pay almost $400 a week… so maybe the daycare should appreciate them and gift them?
Still can’t believe that my seat number was on the pass list. I PASSED!! Now abolish the bar.
Financially smart humans, how are you saving/investing for your child? We’ve been given cash gifts for our daughter for the last few events and I feel like I’m not saving/investing as I should and everything I read just confuses me more.
Liz Gil @LizCGil
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anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
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🏃♀️⚖️ @CanPanicNow
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Taylor Soule @TaylorOSoule
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not your lawyer @schizesq
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kelspluschickies 🏳.. @kelspluscoffee
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mads👩🏻💻cy.. @inreGray
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Kate @KateRose87
24 Followers 589 Following New account: @Br00klynShannon Retweets ≠ advice or endorsement. 👩🏻🦱❤️👨🏼🚒➕🐶
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Taylor Soule @TaylorOSoule
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QENNY DOT @AKBrews
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not your lawyer @schizesq
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kelspluschickies 🏳.. @kelspluscoffee
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mads👩🏻💻cy.. @inreGray
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Lawgoddess, Juris Doc.. @bamgoddess
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Sarah Lorr @HazardLorr
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Public Defender (same.. @cynicalbiitch
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Stephen Koehn @slkoehn101
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lyss, esq. 🪄 @am_yers
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Alexander English @H2OfCounsel
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So this just happened: My doorbell rang. I opened the door to find one of the men (half my age) who delivered my furniture last week standing there saying, "I stopped to say hello & tell you how beautiful you are." Next time I buy furniture I'm requesting it be delivered by bears
Some might state other reasons why the pass rate is low. No lies detected, probably. But saying that x should be included in the analysis isn’t meant to imply that all things that are not x should not be included.
Two things can be true: 1. Some people started studying for the next bar exam a bit less than a month ago after receiving results. 2. California students won’t have their results until a week from tomorrow. When people ask (and people do ask) why California has such a low…
Lawyer networking event Icebreakers should get spicier. Instead "what are of law do you practice," tell me "who in this room would you trust the least to be your co-counsel"
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Well, it finally happened, a witness in a divorce trial just invoked the 5th amendment on cross because he "just didn't want to answer any more questions." You should have seen the judge's face.
I did not pass the bar. Feeling all sorts of emotions: mostly anger, embarrassment. Even if you mean well plz don't come at me with the "this doesn't define you" b/c right now it feels like it does. Now, plz excuse me. I have to go tell my kids we're doing it all over again.
@UnionSaltBae The one where the public defender married the arresting officer fucking killed me
@Oneoneder @mellem_esq @UnionSaltBae I'm very glad for her client and also super wondering what made the cop ask her out. None of the cops I've ever cross examined would want to see me outside of the courtroom, lol 😆 they typically aren't real big fans of mine.
how do you say you are the child of a lawyer without saying you are the child of a lawyer
I really hate this because part of the benefit of being on the OCI track is having it laid out for you, which is beneficial to students who don’t know how firm hiring works or to be aware of pre-OCI. This feels like it just benefits the already-connected.
BigLaw recruiting becomes judicial clerkship recruiting. I don't know if there is a solution for the collective-action problem, but it's not great for the profession.
@lattesandlaws Ugh. It just sucks. I'm so sorry
@lattesandlaws It happens, more often than not. But you made the government do their job. After that, it's not your responsibility.
@lattesandlaws It's hard, but remember, the losses are just as important as the wins. You gotta have the losses, you can't be a good lawyer without them.
@lattesandlaws Win or lose, make the State work for every inch of it.
@lattesandlaws It's called the practice of law for a reason. You know you did your best. Learn. Improve. You'll do better next time. 🖖
@lattesandlaws You fought the good fight for your client. I am sorry this happened. But you fought - keep up the great work
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