McKenna Johnson @kenna_ainjo
Writer + editor. Teacher. Feminist. Culturally Mormon. Fantasy and creative nonfiction. YA and MG. She/her. I like my family, human decency, and books.🐈🐈⬛📖 mckennaainsleyjohnson.com California, USA Joined February 2011-
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Idk, man. As a teacher I did only -10 points for late work, which was waived in extenuating circumstances, plus unlimited redos and didn't have issues unfortunately Bc the only kids/parents who made up or redid work were the ones already on top of things ☹️
Idk, man. As a teacher I did only -10 points for late work, which was waived in extenuating circumstances, plus unlimited redos and didn't have issues unfortunately Bc the only kids/parents who made up or redid work were the ones already on top of things ☹️
Can we stop dunking on people with pretty shelves for "not really reading"? 1) Owning books with sprayed edges doesn't prove you don't read. Why would it? 2) The average person reads only 4 books/year. People buying books they never read props up the publishing industry.
Episode IV – A New "Hope" is the thing with feathers - Happy May the 4th!
Tbf, the toddlers aren't trapped. They will be climbing under or over the pew, and the single person has merely provided a distraction and barrier to a toddler immediately running to the front. Very thoughtful of Single Person, really.
Continuing Revelation in 2024: ✅ Increasing approval of women having career ambitions ✅ Still white-centered ✅ Still warn of the "lavender menace" I'd like to welcome conservative Mormons to the mainstream US, 1963. Betty Friedan is your prophet now. Good luck.
Seeing conservative Mormons say that approval of privileged mothers working outside the home is continuing revelation is wild. Who knew that Betty Friedan's problem was not her content but her timing?
How long does it take for my mom to say goodbye when she’s beyond speech? #HaikuSaturday #grief #parkinsons
Any Mormon women looking for sources about what LDS young women were taught about working outside the home pre-2012: here. YW manuals 1, 2, and 3 (full of SWK and ETB GC quotes and in use circa '92-'12) are preserved on this site. #GaslightTheWorld rikers.org/lds/manuals/yw…
Pride flags as OUP Very Short introductions: Ancient Egypt/Rainbow Flag
On the way to Dickinson's final resting place, you'll see this mural by artist David Fichter. One of the many sites you'll see on the annual Poetry Walk honoring the 138th anniversary of Dickinson's death (registration below). Thanks to @ devinnttaylor (IG) for this photo!
Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
I started watching The English Game, and it's way better than I expected. Why did no one tell me earlier that soccer is a form of class warfare?
Average Joe @planetJoseph
4K Followers 5K Following Domestic Dad. Words and essays in @frednewspost, @roadtripsMD, and elsewhere. Fan of local newspapers and other endangered relics of material culture. #Maryland
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21K Followers 3K Following “a well-known LGBT Mormon advocate”—@thedailybeast. “a faith leader to watch"—@amprog. “lively”—@religiongal. he/him🏳️🌈🇵🇸🍉
Alexander the Mediocr.. @sunflahr
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Mrs masons bookshelf @mrsmasonsbooks
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Utah Utes _❤_ 🏒 .. @DiscoverSLC
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Honeybee🐝 🌻🌻.. @melisrunk
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @Swilua
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216 Followers 548 Following Love sports, vacations, my wife & kids (not nec. in that order) Utes, Jazz, LA Angels, Cinci Bengals, Sea Seahawks, & RSL. Post-Mormon. #cancersucks
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Rewire News Group @RewireNewsGroup
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Randy @TheRandyMormon
501 Followers 273 Following Happily married | PIMO Mormon calling for better from the church | Feminist | Internal authority ➡️ spiritual maturity | Sex is not evil | Do good | He/Him
JennNextDoor @Jenn_NextDoor
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Baba @BabaJawara1
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Linda Hamilton @lhamiltonwriter
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Lamin @ousmann2019
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Laura @slow_laurus
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Martin Kucera @MartinKucera20
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BookHive '25 @Bookhive25
147 Followers 206 Following We are a radiant group of KidLit creators all abuzz about our books coming out in 2025! #BookHive25
Milford Man @Milford_Man_
343 Followers 334 Following Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted
Nephite Equestrian @NephiteHorse
1K Followers 189 Following Ex-mormon. Agnostic atheist. He/Him. I'm going to try and be nice. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Daniel Moss @dbmoss7
704 Followers 1K Following I am far more comfortable with questions which have yet to be answered than with answers which are never to be questioned—I am no one’s disciple.
Zac @OchoZaco
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City Gardener @CityGardener4
153 Followers 391 Following Idaho from back before the last time that everybody from California moved here. Geology, landscapes, flora, fauna, governance. Exmormon. non-Bromer
ERIZEN @ERIZENus
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Michelle C @MichelleBCori
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Mensch @SuperMensch
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Apostate Abish @ApostateAbish
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Eli McCann @EliMcCann
47K Followers 2K Following Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGMbJB
Peggy Fletcher Stack @religiongal
11K Followers 1K Following Covers Mormonism & other faiths at The Salt Lake Tribune. Podcast Mormon Land; Exec dir, International Association of Religion Journalists https://t.co/xl0S6AvYr7
Shelby Hintze @ShelbyHintze
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Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks
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Owl! at the Library �.. @SketchesbyBoze
228K Followers 2K Following quality tweets for the old soul • fairy-tales, beauty, wholesome whimsy • @wren_and_paper & Dickens lover • • https://t.co/mKWlgWgxuj
Average Joe @planetJoseph
4K Followers 5K Following Domestic Dad. Words and essays in @frednewspost, @roadtripsMD, and elsewhere. Fan of local newspapers and other endangered relics of material culture. #Maryland
Bradley Talbot @the_bradpad
4K Followers 2K Following "Mormon No More" on Hulu | Founder of @colorthecampus | Sunday School Lessons on my IG | (He/Him) #BlackLivesMatter
feminist next door @emrazz
211K Followers 2K Following They call you a feminist killjoy because misogyny is fun for them.
Aurora Borshealis @aurorabrshealis
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Jared Cook @jkimballcook
8K Followers 3K Following Husband & dad. Christian & Latter-day Saint. Lawyer, nerd, cyclist, tinkerer, writer & adventurer. BYU and Minnesota Law grad.
calvin burke🍉 @calvinjburke
21K Followers 3K Following “a well-known LGBT Mormon advocate”—@thedailybeast. “a faith leader to watch"—@amprog. “lively”—@religiongal. he/him🏳️🌈🇵🇸🍉
Patrick Mason @patrickqmason
8K Followers 889 Following Husband. Dad. Professor. Author. American religious historian and Mormon studies scholar. @usuhistory
Stacey Harkey @StaceyHarkey
18K Followers 970 Following My dad once asked me if letting me play the trombone made me gay and honestly I don’t know (He/Him)
LeVar Burton @levarburton
2.1M Followers 1K Following Kunta, Geordi, Reading Rainbow Guy IG: levar.burton
Alexander the Mediocr.. @sunflahr
3K Followers 3K Following Loud laughter and light-mindedness✌️. Not all who wander are lost (but I am). he/him. 🍄
Tamarra Kemsley @tamarranicole
2K Followers 1K Following Reporter covering religion for the https://t.co/83GRZRf4kz. Commenters who read the article first are the real MVPs. @tamarrakemsley.bsky.social she/her
Zac @OchoZaco
2K Followers 2K Following Not your traditional BYU fan 🍻; I know things about fitness & nutrition; Retired from M&A and now own amazing businesses; Love golf; Aspiring Broncos fan
Mrs masons bookshelf @mrsmasonsbooks
2K Followers 3K Following lover of all things books 📚 reading is my escape from reality 51/75📚 yt: books with Charlotte
Brittany Jensen 🏳�.. @butterflybrit5
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Jana Riess @janariess
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Rewire News Group @RewireNewsGroup
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Anne Boleyn (“Royal.. @TudorChick1501
47K Followers 1K Following Rape survivor. Loud mouth. I defend strong women, believe that black lives matter, & support Meghan & Harry. I'm kind, but I take no sh-t. I will block you.
Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII
42K Followers 270 Following What the heart loves, the will chooses, and the mind justifies.
Exponent II @TheExponent
5K Followers 1K Following A feminist space for women and gender minorities along the Mormon spectrum.
Mikki Kendall @Karnythia
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Meredith @Mere_Constant
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HK @freedomsbride
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Hillary Lodge @hillarylodge
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Mrs. Pallone @MrsPallone
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Laura @slow_laurus
4K Followers 3K Following ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 criminologist ✨ writer (words in @bandofbards DSoP) ✨ freelance copy-editor ✨ hobby baker ✨ #RogueMentor mentee ✨ #TeamTeaandBooks ✨ she/her 🇩🇪
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Anna @vegannabananna
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Same behavior, different judgements.
Rewatching Pretty Woman, and struck by how Julia Roberts is SO BEAUTIFUL, just TRANSCENDENT, but has normal teeth! Richard Gere is The Platonic Ideal of Handsome, but no abs, no pecs. The insistence on Freakish Physical Perfection has made movies worse, imo.
I don’t know how to tell you this but if you want Christian private schools to receive vouchers (public taxpayer money) they must adhere to public school laws like transparency, standardization, anti discrimination, IDEA and the such. OR you can keep private private.
If your private (Christian) school won’t accept my son on an IEP w a speech disability who has articulation in the 3%ile, (up from 1%ile last year!) you shouldn’t get public funds.
I don’t know how to tell you this but if you want Christian private schools to receive vouchers (public taxpayer money) they must adhere to public school laws like transparency, standardization, anti discrimination, IDEA and the such. OR you can keep private private.
@oldenoughtosay Honest to God: the whole man needs to go.
As a cis woman, I would like David Tennant to continue standing up for the rights of trans women and non-binary children.
Me when my 3yo says, "Mommy, this kitchen is FULL of TOYS and DIRTY CRUMBS"
My kid’s 10th grade English class CONSTANTLY uses synonymous terms on tests and it drives me nuts. If a kid picks “mounting suspense” instead of “building tension” to describe a mood, how can you reasonably tell them they got it wrong!? THOSE MEAN THE SAME THING
How is it possible Anti-Mormon evangelicals are ignorant that the Bible isn't immune from similar arguments they use against the Book of Mormon? You would think they would be more appreciative of fellow travelers seeking Jesus but what do I know.
How is it possible that Mormons believe that the Book of Mormon is true, if LDS experts in history, like Richard Bushman, have a difficulty to state that the Book of Mormon is true? Below some important statements from LDS historian Bushman related to truth & the book of Mormon:
A year ago today I went to my 41-week checkup and got on the waiting list to be induced and then waited anxiously for 36 more hours for the hospital to call 😅 Today, all tantrums aside, is infinitely better.
@aurorabrshealis Someone needs to remind them that they do have graffiti on their temples. It's called 'murals'.
Apparently I missed the tattoo discourse but I have two cents and I’m gonna share it. Here’s a segment of a talk I read while I was deliberating on getting a tattoo a couple of years ago. The suggestion that getting a tattoo would dull my sensitivity to the Spirit was so bass…
Parents!! Did you know it is actually neglectful and emotionally abusive to prevent your child from consuming spools of toilet paper or spelunking in the dishwasher??? REPENT. and tune in tomorrow for more tweets from my 11-month-old
I gave Linus juice in a plastic wine glass/champagne flute the other day (normal cups were all dirty lol) and he said, "Like getting married!" Idk how he knows they serve champagne at weddings. Has he been going to weddings without me
"I have SMALL CHILDREN whom I am somehow able to wrangle while GETTING a cart but cannot possibly RETURN IT!" "an infant made a noise in a public place and my brain fell out and writhed on the carpet" "How DARE YOU suggest I should not get credit for someone else's CREATIVITY"
Three things will make people on Twitter foam at the mouth, yea, four are an abomination unto them: -being told they should put their shopping cart away -existence of babies -getting called out for stealing tweets -the merest hint that one should drive safely & obey traffic law
Yep this! She looks great, but she looks her age. That’s how 40 year olds look! It’s always so weird when people act shocked about women looking youthful post 30, because do you not know women post 30 in real life?
The discourse around a 41-year-old Anne Hathaway not looking 40 is further proof society was gaslighted by rampant misogyny that women over 35 are undesirable hags. When, in fact, they’re more vibrant, hotter, and hornier than ever. There is nothing sexier than lived experience.
lmao I was like “look I don’t have a problem with you putting it in the chart for insurance reasons, I just think when it comes to diagnosing me we should only use the symptoms I actually have”
mentally preparing myself to be like "no YOU put 'witnessed obstructive episodes' in my chart, after I explicitly told you not to" though lol
Mormon men are especially bad at understanding that it's creepy & weird to ask strangers personal questions. Mormon men who answer inappropriate, intrusive questions in temple recommend interviews sometimes think they can ask them. Nope. It's none of his business.
guys, is it femme to put on shoes?
Cowboys, firemen, and most of the armed forces would like a word.
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