Jenny Mollen @jennyandteets
New York Times bestselling mom and author. https://t.co/MIb62Z1mQA https://t.co/zYIoIys1Bp imdb.com/name/nm1200748/ Manhattan, NY Joined June 2010-
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Does anyone else feel the need to call all their Jewish friends and say, “Okay, you weren’t being paranoid.”?
open.substack.com/pub/jennyanddi… He was 14 years younger and I was married with children. If that isn't click bait I don't know what is.
Let's please start talking about our abortions. open.substack.com/pub/jennyanddi…
This would be the perfect fucking day! open.substack.com/pub/jennyanddi…
I love the idea of telling someone to shelter in place when they are wearing nothing but yeti fur boots and a string bikini #BurningMan2023
For me, the bigger flex would be seeing Dilpo and Chris Rock and not stopping. #burningman
WHAT KEEPS YOU UP AT NIGHT? open.substack.com/pub/jennyanddi…
@jennyandteets We’re so sad to announce that Lolita has died. We wanted to thank you for joining us in the fight for her sanctuary. ❤ We’d love it if you can join us in asking the Seaquarium to continue with plans to send other dolphins to a sanctuary and to urge SeaWorld to…
It's less of a balance and more of a left handed, chainsaw juggle open.substack.com/pub/jennyanddi…
@jennyandteets It’s #BoycottSeaWorldDay! 🐬💙🐳 Join us in speaking out for animals imprisoned in tiny tanks all day. RETWEET and remind folks to never go to SeaWorld! 🙏 peta.vg/3oz9
I asked Diablo Cody if she was gay. This was her answer. open.substack.com/pub/jennyanddi…
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Entertainment headlines are starting to look like texts from my mom which contain nothing but gossip about people I’ve never heard of.
I watched The ‘Burbs for the first time. Very enjoyable. I’m still not sure if Corey Feldman’s character was supposed to be 15 or 55. Enjoy the thread!🧵
“And no funny business...” - a screenwriter after being up for 50 hours on a rewrite
The new verified reply section is a real ‘Who?’ of Twitter.
now my daughter can write her college essay about how she grew up in a house where her mom lost her blue check.
@LiveKellyRyan @Lorraine_Bracco @jennyandteets @JeremyMJordan BOY! Does Jenny sound like Maria Menunos😳. I keep looking at the tv in disbelief that Maria didn’t just dye her hair blonde. (Love her body language. She’s really listening/absorbing every word the guests say.). Great engager. Great listener👍
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BIG NEWS: Illinois just banned assault weapons!
Drunkenly giving shit to all the people who passed on your project WHILE winning an award for it is the Hollywood dream.
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So please join us and pinky promise your kids that you will #VoteLikeAMadre and fight for a brighter future for all children and Mother Earth 🌎 Link in bio to register to vote and make a voting plan 🗳✨
She was totally engrossed in this last night. Thanks to @jennyandteets, I’m going to be making faces on any food she will eat, but if it makes her eat veggies, I’m cool with that.
Tuesday on @LiveKellyRyan: actress and author @jennyandteets stops by. Plus, @derekhough talks about the new season of @officialdwts, premiering Sept. 19 on @DisneyPlus. #KellyAndRyan