James /We Come in Peace. @jazmak99
Retired :Guitar ukulele ,happy husband. No men In Women’s safe spaces ✡️🇿🇦🏴 British, grumpy, judgmental and sarcastic .No DM’s from Hoors please. Squirrels Bumming Kent Joined June 2014-
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In an hour we find out if it’s possible to fuck up a resignation speech. If anyone can do it it’s Humza.
Born to be Wilders #TheDutchInASongOrMovie
Andrew’s upsetting the Pixie Dust fans.
Pass de Dutchman on the left hand side. #TheDutchInASongOrMovie
“My Kingdom for some Horse “
I pity the Fool on the Hill. #1980sInMoviesAndSongs
I’m in an online acoustic guitar group where you post yourself playing and it’s good fun. I’m always astonished tho at how many people don’t care that their home is an absolute midden. Surely you’d at least make your bed, or put away that slice of pizza ?
‘Weaponised Incompetence” What a truly glorious insult.👏👏👏
To the replies 😂😂
56% of you have mental health issues.
56% of you have mental health issues.
74 years old and I still haven’t learned not to eat a jam donut in a white T shirt.
We’d be lucky to put an Iron Dome over the Isle of Wight. But they’d have to discover electricity first
Not falling for it. It’s a trick question.
I have no doubt that as has become the norm this month will be declared. HOTTEST APRIL EVAAA For the record I took advantage of the fact that it hasn’t rained for 48 hours and mowed the lawn in full Artic gear. Ps it’s now raining again.
He’s collecting it for a pillow isn’t he ?
He’s collecting it for a pillow isn’t he ?
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@jazmak99 Aye,fancy being yousless at your job and getting a well paid pension at 39.
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@jazmak99 The White's forced me to resign
@jazmak99 Stilson, Leicestershire.
Many shins were rattled between here and the boat @IncognitoMV