B.J. Novak @bjnovak
Joined April 2009-
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I don't know about you but I plan on staring directly at the sun
Make way for spring, Boston!
I turned my daughters favourite book into an outfit for world book day 2024. @bjnovak
We hereby proclaim @bjnovak officially pardoned for the elaborate prank he pulled at the MFA in high school. Last Friday night we welcomed B.J. to regale a sold-out crowd with stories from his youth, as part of our Ruth and Carl J. Shapiro Celebrity Lecture Series.
Let’s give credit where it is due: @McDonalds's have reached their goal of sourcing 100% their U.S. egg supply from cage-free hens, as they pledged they would. Of course “cage-free” usually still means confined indoors, crowded with thousands of other hens in a giant shed. It’s…
“Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year, with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that NO days a year.” - Ryan Howard @bjnovak #TheOffice @dmifflin2020 @OfficeReunion
“The best children’s books aren’t advertisements for anything—not even the important things. They’re an advertisement for reading itself; for the entertainment value of the world itself.” @bjnovak on children’s books. buff.ly/3S8X18m
“After reading More Caps for Sale, I bought an extra copy of the book so I could carefully tear out that beautiful image of the peddler and hang it in my own bedroom. ‘That is … so sad,’ remarked the first person to see it.” @bjnovak on children’s books. theparisreview.org/blog/2024/01/1…
How B.J. Novak turned a tribute to chain restaurants into the hottest ticket in Hollywood with a 25,000-person waitlist trib.al/gsaNMuI
He was supposed to dress as a character from a book, so he went as a book with character. @bjnovak
My newsletter this week announces the revised 2023 version of Ametora, which goes on sale on Sept 26, and I tell the backstory of how I ended up writing the book culture.ghost.io/ametora-revise…
*** PARIS EVENT *** I'm talking Ametora and Status and Culture with @bjnovak at The American Library in Paris Thursday, October 5 7:30pm RSVP on this website americanlibraryinparis.org/event/marx-nov…
Job alert for Angelenos! The @latimes is seeking an editorial assistant. This could be great if you're looking for more journalism experience or part-time work. Apply below: nantmedia.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/LATimesC…
this stub article about a play is just brutal
Dying 😂 this Cheesecake Factory towel is inspired by the chain restaurant’s featured artwork 🥲 yes this is real and it’s in collaboration with @eatatchain
In 2001, artist Richard Ankrom posted a "5 North" sign on the 110 N. in DTLA to alert drivers to get in the left lane for the 5 turnoff. His work was so impeccable (and helpful), Caltrans at first didn't notice, then allowed it to stay. "5 North" is now part of permanent signage.
On today’s Is This Interesting?: the point spread was invented by JFK’s high school math teacher en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_K…
I loved these three guys. They’re gone. I’m battling Parkinson’s but I’m still in the game. To all of you still alive, disheartened over one thing or another, take a moment to try and be grateful for the chance to still have a life with some joy. ❤️🙏🌈
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Scientists in Japan have invented underwear for men with a special scent that they claim is irresistible to women. Let me tell you something, if you've got a woman's nose in your crotch... you don't need special underwear. I'll tell you that.
old news at this point but i did this and it was so awesome
I don't know about you but I plan on staring directly at the sun
For someone reading this; the battle you are going through is about your POTENTIAL! The devil sees what you are capable of and knows your power more than you do. The goal is to distract and depress you so you never become all you have been destined to be!
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
I’ve been saying this for years.
There should be an app for dudes who just want to play catch. Nothing serious. No commitment. Just like, idk. Let’s go toss a ball around.
When my students doubt how powerful a comma can be, I write these lines by Ezra Pound on the board:
Yesterday was not my favorite day ever. But today is looking good. I’ve bonded with Ypsilanti. Ripe blueberries for breakfast. Off to do laundry which makes me ridiculously happy. Also, the beautiful nails I got for Today show are in need of an EMT. Life can be so sweet and funny
Legendary pool hustler Minnesota Fats passed away Wednesday. You know, he's probably up in Heaven now, racking them up for a game with Saint Peter. Or maybe he's in Hell, where demons gnaw at his flesh, and the agonies of the damned never cease. Either way, he'll be missed!
Everyone these days is like Google this, Google that and never Barney Google this, Barney Google that
if I worked at a wine store I would lie so much
An academic’s dream come true: I saved up and had floor-to-ceiling bookshelves built in my home office! And there is plenty of room for more books!
Talking about my favorite things in the new issue of @EUROMANdk —
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12yo said the toilet started smoking, checked & this is what we see
Last night, enjoyable evening dining with friends at an Italian restaurant in Monterey...
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Late Night with the Devil (2023), directed by Cameron Cairnes, Colin Cairnes—in US theaters now via @IFCFilms; in NZ and Australian cinemas via @AhiFilms @maslowent; streaming on @Shudder April 19 boxd.it/zo6G
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