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@henchbeaver @mxmclain “You could fit a whole mess of bubbas in the back of this thing” is my next tramp… wait, NOoo!🫣
What is your favorite underrated movie line? Pete and I are gonna talk about it on the next episode
Reminder. You are valued and you are loved. Please call/text this number if you or someone you know is considering suicide.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, probably the back of this truck
BRING ME THE SMALL THINGS
if i worked at starbucks and you’re a jerk there’s a 0% chance i’m spelling your name right. enjoy your coffee bitchell.
Pretty sure the little angel and devil on my shoulders is just Waldorf and Statler from the Muppets heckling me through life
anyone wanna go in together on like 20 piñatas and just take turns beating the shit out of it recreationally
they should stop putting the melty red lettuce in the spring mix
Am I petty? In 2019 someone commented “not funny” under my tweet I’ve catfished him for 5 years. Made him fall in love with me He’s meeting me at a restaurant for the first time tonight (I won’t be there) The waiter will give him a note that’s just my tweet he commented on
After working *for years* with chronically unhoused women and their children, I have some pretty strong feelings about homelessness. My final/informed *helpful contribution* to this debate is: HOUSE THE ONES WHO WANT TO BE HOUSED.
@BenevolusPF Well they don't play golf all the time and bang porn stars so I'd say no, not at all
@BenevolusPF As they should. They are tireless architects and builders. They create wetlands, increase biodiversity exponentially and don't ask much in return. Besides, who doesn't like a nice beaver 😉
@imallwritecom They’re going to take over, aren’t they?
Actual Fact: Beavers in Canada built a dam that is so huge, you can see It from space. It is twice as long as the Hoover Dam.
Isn’t it weird how defending rapists has become a conservative value?
One thing about New York that is burned into my memory is the time I was at Yankee Stadium and they showed Mick Foley on the jumbotron and the Bronxiest voice I've ever heard screamed THAT GUY'S WRESTLING NAME WAS HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN
When I’m waiting in line at the drive thru sometimes I pregame with a purse snack
Someone had fun
Hello Gamblers Anonymous? I keep buying avocados
Midge @mxmclain
35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
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NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
19K Followers 825 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing
Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 @Tobi_Is_Fab
43K Followers 4K Following Sometimes on @BuzzFeed @HuffPostParents @Cheezburger @boredpanda @ThePoke @theCHIVE @TODAYshow @Upworthy❤️ Jeff Goldblum & Oxford commas. Avi by @popartcartoonz
President Warren G. H.. @PopeAwesomeXIII
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𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖌�.. @frigginfrench
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Nate Limit Exceeded @.. @perlhack
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
25K Followers 10K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv
ADHDean @ADHDeanASL
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Royotathon 🚘 @Royotathon
12K Followers 871 Following idiot. one time documentary subject. Métis. he/him https://t.co/wJiiuU7cAz
cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname
11K Followers 2K Following slowly backing away. TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/K8oKqyuL84 click below for recent. I’m the same guy at the other places.
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Midge @mxmclain
35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •
NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
19K Followers 825 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing
Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 @Tobi_Is_Fab
43K Followers 4K Following Sometimes on @BuzzFeed @HuffPostParents @Cheezburger @boredpanda @ThePoke @theCHIVE @TODAYshow @Upworthy❤️ Jeff Goldblum & Oxford commas. Avi by @popartcartoonz
President Warren G. H.. @PopeAwesomeXIII
13K Followers 2K Following Commercially Inviable. ✌️ 29th US President (1921-1923) 🧐 Tip jar! https://t.co/Igf16XkzWv ❤ He/Him 👍 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️ ❤️ See pinned for migration info
𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖌�.. @frigginfrench
5K Followers 737 Following Friendly funeral home binch. Being alive is weird. AHOY!
Nate Limit Exceeded @.. @perlhack
22K Followers 6K Following @natesmith.jawns.club homeless pirate. sustainable, carbon-neutral tweets. butterfly whisperer. official soup taster. likes LEGOs BLM. He/Him.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
25K Followers 10K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv
ADHDean @ADHDeanASL
23K Followers 5K Following BLACK LIVES MATTER. Husband, dad, friend. Ally. ASL Interpreter. Doofus. Midvale School for the Gifted alum. Mastodon: [email protected]
Village Person @SvnSxty
31K Followers 4K Following If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Royotathon 🚘 @Royotathon
12K Followers 871 Following idiot. one time documentary subject. Métis. he/him https://t.co/wJiiuU7cAz
cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname
11K Followers 2K Following slowly backing away. TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/K8oKqyuL84 click below for recent. I’m the same guy at the other places.
SneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara
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94K Followers 14K Following Foul-mouth, proud Democrat & avid animal lover. If you don’t like the F word then fuck off! This account is not for MAGA, Whiners, K-rens or Pearl Clutchers.
Critical Cupcake 🌈.. @CriticalCupcake
110K Followers 115K Following Science, Comedy, Left, LGBTQ+, Atheist, #Resistance ChronicPain, PolyBiPan, Queer, Anti-Religious-Harm + Bigotry, Everyone is an idiot sometimes, esp. me ;)
Quinn 💖 @quapadopoulos
6K Followers 6K Following #Ukraine #ProChoice #LGBTQIA+ #FBPE #Resist #FBR NO DMs!
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Visit Chattanooga @visitchatt
72K Followers 14K Following Chattanooga is the only city to receive Outside mag's Best Town Ever twice! VisitChatt is the official Twitter account for the Chattanooga Tourism Co.
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I asked Joey to thaw some sausage for biscuits and gravy... I walked out to the kitchen to a tube of thawed ground beef and asked him what he expects me to do with that... he said he didn't realize it was beef but "you can just use that for the gravy right? It's probably fine?"
[Sex Shop] Me: *holding 37 dildos* Shopkeeper: may I help you? Me: where are the fitting rooms?
@henchbeaver @mxmclain “You could fit a whole mess of bubbas in the back of this thing” is my next tramp… wait, NOoo!🫣
What is your favorite underrated movie line? Pete and I are gonna talk about it on the next episode
Reminder. You are valued and you are loved. Please call/text this number if you or someone you know is considering suicide.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, probably the back of this truck
if i worked at starbucks and you’re a jerk there’s a 0% chance i’m spelling your name right. enjoy your coffee bitchell.
Pretty sure the little angel and devil on my shoulders is just Waldorf and Statler from the Muppets heckling me through life
anyone wanna go in together on like 20 piñatas and just take turns beating the shit out of it recreationally
they should stop putting the melty red lettuce in the spring mix
Am I petty? In 2019 someone commented “not funny” under my tweet I’ve catfished him for 5 years. Made him fall in love with me He’s meeting me at a restaurant for the first time tonight (I won’t be there) The waiter will give him a note that’s just my tweet he commented on
After working *for years* with chronically unhoused women and their children, I have some pretty strong feelings about homelessness. My final/informed *helpful contribution* to this debate is: HOUSE THE ONES WHO WANT TO BE HOUSED.
@BenevolusPF Well they don't play golf all the time and bang porn stars so I'd say no, not at all
@BenevolusPF As they should. They are tireless architects and builders. They create wetlands, increase biodiversity exponentially and don't ask much in return. Besides, who doesn't like a nice beaver 😉
@imallwritecom They’re going to take over, aren’t they?
Actual Fact: Beavers in Canada built a dam that is so huge, you can see It from space. It is twice as long as the Hoover Dam.
Isn’t it weird how defending rapists has become a conservative value?
I was feeling really good about my energy level so I cleaned my bedroom and now I literally need my wheelchair to get to the toilet 😭
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