Huey @gooeyhuey
I specialize in terrible life choices Singapore Joined April 2011-
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Keep sex education in schools, don’t assume all kids have a creepy uncle to teach them.
My ideal date ends with me crying into a bucket of fried chicken because damn I love fried chicken.
If you can't beat them, judge them.
I can't wait to come up with another New Year's resolution to give up on.
There should be a day between Sunday and Monday for people to lie down and deal with their emotions.
I get my best recipe ideas when people are telling me about their diets.
Home is wherever I can shout "What the fuck?" instead of mouthing it silently.
Of course I've thought about where I would hide a dead body. I've been married.
I've got 99 problems on a list in my fanny pack. Oh, 100 problems.
Is it wrong to think that cheesecake is more dateable than most people?
I'd be worried about Ebola if I actually went out to meet people.
I can't get the newest update for my life to install.
I don't understand how trapdoors could ever go out of fashion.
To see someone's true colors, hit him with Draw 4 in a game of Uno.
Don't think I ever recovered from the trauma of that one time I woke up early for a run.
Some of us claim to be looking for love when we're actually looking for help.
Cherish your friends, for they help draw attention from you when running from the police.
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Bubble Butts lose their flavor after five minutes.
(Looks dog in the eyes) "This is where the heeling begins."
I thought a dude ranch was a really manly salad dressing.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but they don't have to be good ones.
Don't take it and other third-person pronouns seriously.
Women love bad boys and men love bad cholesterol.
Kim K. had her eyebrows bleached this week. She was going to bleach her asshole too, but it turns out Kanye is allergic to hair dye.
Maybe the reason why Bing isn't very popular is people don't want to use a search engine named after a crooner from the 1940's.
Still trying to figure out the connection between honouring our fallen soldiers and half price mattress sales.
Doritos flavored Mountain Dew sounds like the after effects of a 14 year old with a bad stomach virus.
I don't want to sound like a prude, but the only fisting I get excited about is getting the last dozen Pringles out of the can.
That Molotov guy must have been one bad ass dude to party with.