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this is a stunning achievement in Poasting — we’re witnessing a true master at his craft 🫡
this is a stunning achievement in Poasting — we’re witnessing a true master at his craft 🫡
not a bad view, not bad at all #chicago
i put the Challengers music on it
i put the Challengers music on it https://t.co/h3GrAtP1YH
Sharing this Discworld reading flowchart created by @/goddamnshinyrock on Tumblr #TerryPratchettDay
Sharing this Discworld reading flowchart created by @/goddamnshinyrock on Tumblr #TerryPratchettDay https://t.co/R28fxHpFDk
I was 15 and said some obnoxious teenage thing and my mom had Had It and she spat through her teeth, “One day, I hope you have a daughter *just like you*” I deserved it! I was being a brat!
I was 15 and said some obnoxious teenage thing and my mom had Had It and she spat through her teeth, “One day, I hope you have a daughter *just like you*” I deserved it! I was being a brat!
And the worst possible way to age is to write essays in middle age explaining why young people aren’t doing it right. Explaining why the kids are all wrong. It’s honestly better to buy a Porsche.
It’s not so much a “movie” as it is a few flimsy scenes stringing together an epic soundtrack but I watched it on VHS when I was 13 or 14 and I deeply deeply imprinted on it and have not shut up about it for like 25 years so
It’s not so much a “movie” as it is a few flimsy scenes stringing together an epic soundtrack but I watched it on VHS when I was 13 or 14 and I deeply deeply imprinted on it and have not shut up about it for like 25 years so https://t.co/ELgN3jbXXC
uh oh
I mean, I get it (and so could he) 👀
Does everyone know the name of the painting this meme uses because it is very funny in this context I promise
If the Mayor wants to pay 23,000 Chicagoans Union wages to build valuable infrastructure for the city, good news: the CTA’s falling apart and we have a whole bunch of lead water service lines that need replacing. That’s how you actually build a better, safer, stronger Chicago.
as a disabled person i need people not to adopt this as a new euphemism disabled isn’t a dirty word & this makes my eye twitch
as a disabled person i need people not to adopt this as a new euphemism disabled isn’t a dirty word & this makes my eye twitch
[nods solemnly in Latina]: it’s true
[nods solemnly in Latina]: it’s true
I HATE IT Also I’m originally from Miami and everything there is painted bright colors or pastels! Same in the Mediterranean!
I HATE IT Also I’m originally from Miami and everything there is painted bright colors or pastels! Same in the Mediterranean!
sky’s out thighs out IT’S THE LAW
release the Catholic cut
release the Catholic cut
hot people everywhere will be like “hell yeah” hell yeah
this rules, actually
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10K Followers 833 Following He/Him Contact:[email protected] Voice Actor https://t.co/S8GOe4CmyfA thing I think about a lot: the main issue on campus when I was at UChicago was a push by activists to have the university open a trauma center, partially to help shooting victims. Much discussion about how unworkable and moronic it was. Anyway, it's been open for six years now.
I hope everyone on here talking about "occupying private property is wrong and the police response is warranted" realizes that they're publicly admitting they would have opposed the Civil Rights Movement
I love that a beekeeper saved a baseball game last night, threw out a first pitch, amped up the crowd, and did postgame interviews. Make him the MLB commissioner.
i really can't stress how useful it would be for people in political media to occasionally, from time to time, read a book
“Peaceful non violence” was the predicate of the Civil Rights Movement. Taking over a building and destroying property feels January 6th ish to me. 🤷🏽♂️
“average American is happy" factoid actualy just statistical error. Alvin Wong, who lives in Hawaii & is 5’10” Chinese-American practicing Jew, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Your idiocy helped create this world , don’t you dare give people sententious little lectures. You’re lucky you’re not in prison
If you don't want to be Weimar, you unapologetically enforce public order against both the Reds and the Browns.
Alison Bechdel needs a gun
I thought this was Julia Louis-Dreyfus
THIS GIF IS KILLING MEEEZKZKX/;(&:$!:!
Mayor Brandon Johnson's one year anniversary of his inauguration is in 2 weeks - CTA has only gotten worse in that time. Following May 15th, I will no longer call for firing Dorval Carter. Instead, I will begin asking "who would like to run for Mayor of Chicago in 2027?"
It's so perfect for the CTA to have a total meltdown at rush hour with zero communication from the agency one day after the State proposes taking the agency over
Apparently Hogan Lovell’s appellate practice is having a competition this week to see who can get ratioed the worst
Um wow how am I here?
@chiweethedog He doesn’t need to do it. He’s doing it for the love of the game!
lmao @ the gunshot sound effects and @ the thief cat not even finishing their food before deciding to steal his brothers meal 😭
he looks like a very kindhearted mouse who got turned into a prince
Josh O'Connor on the possibility of "Challengers" increasing his celebrity status: "Now that’s a dreadful thought." Interview: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…
And you may find yourself Working for Hogan Lovells And you may find yourself defending child slavery And you may find yourself with court side NBA seats as a result of upholding structures of oppression And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
Um wow how am I here?
Leave it to Ken to have even his resignation letter be, in of itself, an expose of how the powerful work (in this case, in journalism)
Why I'm resigning from The Intercept kenklippenstein.com/p/why-im-resig…
The palpably absurd new rhetorical stance assumed by “liberal” university administrations that can’t articulate their actual material interests is: punishment dialectically completes and honors the bravery of students who are willing to be punished (Brown’s Christina Paxson)
Vice President Kamala Harris's Body Language Interpreter here: If you watch her micro-expressions close enough, you can pinpoint the exact moment she realizes this interview is falling out of a coconut tree, that Drew no longer lives within context of all that came before her.
Anyone who “doesn’t see” how this is anything but an extermination campaign is lying to either you or themselves and in either case their opinion is worthless
Why I'm resigning from The Intercept kenklippenstein.com/p/why-im-resig…