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cloverdale summer sausage is made in my hometown and my mom sends me some every few months, each time packing more and more because i have a growing list of friends who request them. this entire situation makes a lot of sense to me. thank you.
cloverdale summer sausage is made in my hometown and my mom sends me some every few months, each time packing more and more because i have a growing list of friends who request them. this entire situation makes a lot of sense to me. thank you.
people always dunk on rice to riches on here but that’s how i know they haven’t eaten there. it survives because of dedicated patrons like ME, someone who is not above doordashing a single serving of rice pudding if the moment calls for it
people always dunk on rice to riches on here but that’s how i know they haven’t eaten there. it survives because of dedicated patrons like ME, someone who is not above doordashing a single serving of rice pudding if the moment calls for it
for every it’s so over there’s a were so back!!! #MNTwins
used to know a girl whose bio said "music is the soundtrack of my life <3" and the phrase has been floating around my brain for like 12 years
used to know a girl whose bio said "music is the soundtrack of my life <3" and the phrase has been floating around my brain for like 12 years
what do you think it was like to be the first FBI agent who discovered Shohei Ohtani’s name in those wire transfers
decided to nair instead of shave, then put on self tanner, and in so doing, created a scent i believe could be the next big thing in chemical warfare
eternal sunshine, summarized
when i worked at barnes & noble ~2012, usher came in with w a woman who very conspicuously browsed books on how to know when you’re ready for marriage, how to get him to propose, etc. congrats to this lady and sorry to that other one.
when i worked at barnes & noble ~2012, usher came in with w a woman who very conspicuously browsed books on how to know when you’re ready for marriage, how to get him to propose, etc. congrats to this lady and sorry to that other one.
Ariana and Ethan will almost certainly break up by the time Wicked is out which means we’re going to get a press tour that makes the Don’t Worry Darling one look like absolute child’s play
Ariana and Ethan will almost certainly break up by the time Wicked is out which means we’re going to get a press tour that makes the Don’t Worry Darling one look like absolute child’s play
the messenger will be remembered for imploding in a cruel, messy, and totally predictable way but also for breaking the news of taylor swift and travis kelce dating and i can’t reconcile those two things in my head
the messenger will be remembered for imploding in a cruel, messy, and totally predictable way but also for breaking the news of taylor swift and travis kelce dating and i can’t reconcile those two things in my head
can’t think of better proof that AI’s takeover will be evil than how the GPS always seems to wait until you’re about to belt a hideous note to cut the music and tell you to keep driving straight
humiliatingly midwestern to be so honest that you end up being helpful when you’re actually trying to be mean
humiliatingly midwestern to be so honest that you end up being helpful when you’re actually trying to be mean
buck showalter somewhere punching the air over what could have been
buck showalter somewhere punching the air over what could have been
This guy had the time of his life watching the streak get snapped #MnTwins | #WeBelieveinTC
as baseball season enters its final days, i’d like to look back on when i went to a brewers game and encountered a man so profoundly wisconsinite that he brought his own cheese curds to the stadium
whatever amount of money royce lewis would like to earn going forward is the correct amount of money, negotiation not necessary
wait hold on was this their first date?
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768 Followers 367 Following delivery driver of the month november 2022 | esteemed city council member’s failson | psalm 38:7 | media guide in bio | @TwinsOffDailySheila Gregoire--She .. @sheilagregoire
42K Followers 4K Following Healthy, evidence-based, biblical commentary on sex & marriage. Host of the Bare Marriage podcast. Author of The Great Sex Rescue & She Deserves Better.Doug Munson @TwinsWild16
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#MNTwins issued a statement about Comcast ceasing to carry Bally Sports North. While technically true, it's only an issue because the Twins chose more money over more availability by returning to Bally. Now their fans are hurt by yet another consequence of the team's decision.
When my coworker says something extremely coworker and it’s just like okay you are not beating the coworker allegations
that's that me espresso... we need you to be mamala of the country... give him my regards did u take ozempic... we are living through an avant garde time of culture
Britney. 3 years later and you’re still the first thing on my mind no matter what. I can make you happy again. please come back
Me, reading a @dieworkwear thread while wiping cheetoh dust off on my t-shirt and pajamas with holes in it: "Fuck him up, Derek."
Why I Stopped Saying 'Sorry' and Started Saying 'That's That Me Espresso': ow.ly/rTWv50Rrc0J
@MILFmassacre DMV: person with whom you have an amicable relationship. possible double meaning (sexual)? Verdict: DENIED
if your body is tea, and i'm that me espresso, then who's buying three tickets to challengers
one more Diet Coke on an empty stomach will make me feel better
hate opening facebook and being reminded i did something glee-related on this day 13 years ago….like quiet down….
Do u ever look in the mirror and just hope it isn't accurate
hitting the jojo siwa dance at dunkin because my mobile order was ready upon arrival