kiefaber @eatmorefrogs
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chivalrously helping a woman by putting her coat on for her and now she's complainin' that i have stolen her coat. like, lady, it is chivalry.
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got told to be nicer at work. not sure how much more polite I can be. it isn't like "bitch please" doesn't already contain the word please.
melatonin isn't that effective on its own but if you take it with horse tranquilizer it'll put you right out. got to be something with the chemicals mixing that activates the melatonin.
I am a certified bad boy. Basically a bad boy sommelier. Experienced in the mouth feel and aroma of bad as well as the terroirs and varietals of boy.
kiefaber retweeted
u ever tar and feather a guy and realize ur out of feathers so u just give it to him straight and say listen buddy. gonna be mostly tar today
Oh man, today is 4/20 and all I can think about is how on 4/20 Marie and Pierre Curie isolated radium back in 1902.
SCENE: Heavenly tribunal Moses has just cast the serpent plague but due to some confusing emails St Patrick drove them all out of Egypt. Moses is very frustrated and the pressure is mounting. St Patrick is saying "just do a different plague you've got a whole bunch."
🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵 no step on snek ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵 no step on snek ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
NASA used the last of the Ingenuity Mars lander to send a message to Mars for the Ingenuity to send back to earth to congratulate and name themselves. Unhinged human ego like sending yourself a birthday card and doing a press release on it.
If you really want to live rent free in someone's head walk up behind them and no matter how fast they're typing just say "why are you typing so slow?" and let 'em stew on it.
white suburban wine moms are attending the T-Swift Eras (plural) Tour because they are in their ozempic era (which has an obligate overlap with their diarrhea era)
yo anyone need me to forward them this email before i delete?
Cremation is so expensive: they're so focused on what they're urning.
normalize replying to professional emails with only dozen fire emotes. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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OJ Simpson died on the same day Ford issued a recall on the Bronco
OJ Simpson died on the same day Ford issued a recall on the Bronco
tupac was killed on tropicana about the time OJ had that murdering habit, CONNECT THE DOTS, SHEEPLE
OJ, always representing the Trojans, was best known for his emphatic "no glove, no love"
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@eatmorefrogs My top 3 in order are: 1.) Let's go for a drive 2.) I really like slop 3.) Watch me throw a ball
@eatmorefrogs Piggie can throw a ball all around the world. Nbd.
@eatmorefrogs Gerald and Piggie are the best. That snake can't catch for shit though.
"Lieutenant Dan, you got new Legs."
@eatmorefrogs That early to bed, early wake up call would do it for me.
u ever tar and feather a guy and realize ur out of feathers so u just give it to him straight and say listen buddy. gonna be mostly tar today
[9th inning] Catcher:✌ Pitcher: *shakes head* Catcher:👉 Pitcher: *shakes head Catcher:👌 Pitcher: *shakes head Catcher: 👉👌 Pitcher: *nods
Props to his response to this L
The replies and QRT’s 😄
Software developers are scamming everybody, people wake up.
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Do you remember Princess Diana's heroic defending?
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