Matthew Betz @TheFantasyPT
Physical Therapist, Lead Writer, Injury Analyst, DFS Analyst for @TheFFBallers thefantasyfootballers.com Joined February 2017-
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I imagine grade school Howie Roseman would start lunch with an apple and end up with two snack packs, Doritos and a fruit roll-up.
The NFL, not in love with Troy Franklin
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Trying to finalize my Mock 2.0 over the next 24 hours. Current status:
The NFL Draft szn be like: - We love this guy, we’re moving up - Character concerns, off our board - We’d love to move back OR move up OR stay and pick - Open for calls, but also, don’t call - He failed our medicals, but also he’s our top target We’re almost there 😂
NFL Draft Week?!... why not. Here's 10K words on every player's range of outcomes for NFL Draft + Dynasty Rookie Drafts ball.rs/3Qfx333
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2024 NFL Draft 🏈 13-2 | +10.54u 💰 Mitchell o13.5 💰 Verse o14.5 💰 Fautanu o15.5 💰 Latham u14.5 💰 Murphy u18.5 💰 Mims u22.5 💰 Wiggins o26.5 💰 Robinson u26.5 💰 AD Mitch o27.5 💰 Guyton u29.5 💰 McConkey u35.5 💰 Brooks u64.5 💰 Worthy > AD ✖️ Barton u23.5 ✖️ Worthy o29.5
I've had time to process the Michael Penix Jr. draft pick. Now that it isn't so fresh and surprising, I can say it is the worst draft pick of all time.
Get bodied @kyle_borg Dirty birds did him dirty 🤣
My wife: “hey honey, how was the draft last night in AZ?” My bosses: @andyholloway @jasonffl @FFHitman
So yeah @kyle_borg loved his Falcons pick
@TheFantasyPT @kyle_borg @FFHitman THE SINNOTTER. Sounds like a movie adaptation of a Michael Crichton book
@TheFantasyPT @FFHitman Picking Hitman over Loserman. SMH SMH.
@TheFantasyPT Love this stuff!! I live in Atlanta and every mock I’ve seen has the Falcons taking a different player. Crazy Fun!! Thanks
Sir this is a Wendy’s and even we know this is incorrect
What if I told you since 2018 there have been 23 first round WRs and only 3 are failures/disappointments
@JasonCHouse @TheFFBallers @kyle_borg @TheFantasyPT Completely agree with this!
Brandon Aiyuk is a system receiver, who would not have over 700 yards on 90% of #NFL teams. There are 5 WR's in this draft alone I'd take over him. That being said, Shane Steichen's play scheme's are one of the 10%. But I'd still rather have a better all-around WR from the…
Want to share some great news! The cancer radiation treatments in January and February were successful! I'm cancer-free once again! Praise the Lord!
Best cup of coffee i've had in a while
Field Yates: "It actually got worse this morning, guys. This morning I walked over to get a coffee at Starbucks and the barista asked me if my parents allow me to have caffeinated beverages."
The most electrifying football player in college football history. Reggie Bush. #FightOn
I’ll take “things that aren’t happening” for $1000 please
@TheFantasyPT I literally just got this notification and started chuckling 😅
Cc: @TheFantasyPT who sent me this beautiful text in response to a trade proposal today 🥹