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feeling kinda anxious i hope this 40 oz cold brew + 9 hours of screen time helps
Me having to suffer through watching the chiefs vs eagles till it’s RiRi time
This
This https://t.co/2XqcpmlyZi
The Dominoes Pizza Tracker is doxxing my pizza
webmd wrapped. how many times did my tummy hurt this year
i am sobbing
if this is really it imma find my wife and head to pf changs
i get so starstruck when the dentist comes in after the dental hygienist
I am so happy they caught Halloweentown on camera. Not sure I'd believe it otherwise
What happens to him during a hurricane? Is he safe? Is he alright?
now that John Mulaney and Ned from the Try Guys have failed to live up to their brand, the only wife guy I support is the one on TikTok who made meals to balance his wife’s hormones and now coordinates outfits with his newborn daughter
People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles
I Asked my BOYFRIEND when is his BIRTHDAY, he said March 1st, so I walked around the room and asked again.
Hey just as a PSA now that September is starting to wind down ⚠️NOW is the time to start making adjustments to your music listening habits so you don’t look like an absolute loser when the Spotify Wrapped comes out in a few months⚠️
Fuck small talk I want to talk about the name of your first pet. What street you grew up on. Your mothers maiden name
“do you remember the 21st night of september” yeah there was no bereal
ultimately adam levine looks like a man whose favourite band is maroon five
NOT THE SHOW PUTTING THE RECEIPTS ON THE BIG SCREEN! #bachelorette #TheBachelorette
That “no spf on neck pic” hit me harder than any D.A.R.E commercial ever did
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itty (self diagnosed .. @ittybittywhore
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vic @friccvicc
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laur @wiltingwheels
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orb @strwbrysuccubus
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y'all don't feel craz.. @dorawnfredread
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MICHAEL! @FOITG69
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Slandoughs @slandoughs49962
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Can’t wait to show .. @showmykids
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Startup.info @StartupInfoFr
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Clement Owas @OwasClemen99445
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tyler @whileonthewall
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courto @courtd0urt
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judi @itsjud1th
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nylia carey @CareyNylia
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Uldouz @Uldouz
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Top2222 @topher22221
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♱ ♱ ♱ @RCcola98
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New World 🌎 Hoarde.. @momandpoppsyop
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everyones fool @killuwithmymind
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Riley 🐞 @lolRil3y
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andrewcalftim @andrewcalftim
118 Followers 356 Following Create your own happiness and embrace change
hope 🪐 @hopeisasleep
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gianna @10000000bees
2K Followers 694 Following WA. anti-white-supremacist & human rights advocate. BLACK LIVES MATTER. LGBTQ. historian bitch. NSFW accts please stay away
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fair maiden lover @fairmaiden1over
15K Followers 3K Following freak in the sheets damsel in distress
𝐃𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐞�.. @shanetweeted
1K Followers 871 Following
itty (self diagnosed .. @ittybittywhore
3K Followers 3K Following
vic @friccvicc
4K Followers 416 Following world-renowned award winning twitter page :) she/ her @ihavealildick
laur @wiltingwheels
2K Followers 999 Following anti-capitalist, wheely hot writer/journalist (los angeles)
orb @strwbrysuccubus
5K Followers 3K Following 24. minors dni. pay for my psychiatric treatment if i annoy you.
y'all don't feel craz.. @dorawnfredread
973 Followers 641 Following im a tv girl i talk about T. V. 🇬🇭🇯🇲🇭🇹 ♡ 23 ☆ she/her
Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad
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hehe!!! @idkimemotional
2K Followers 3K Following 23😡 just a girl who thinks she’s funny enough to tweet. she/her follow my alt: @hehebutworse
The Voice @NBCTheVoice
4.8M Followers 9K Following 🎶 This is #TheVoice! 🎶 Mondays on @NBC and streaming on @Peacock.
Matt Rife @mattrife
350K Followers 1K Following Stand Up Comedian/Actor/Person. Insta: MattRife. TOUR DATES👇🏼
Suwannee Hulaween @HulaweenFL
15K Followers 328 Following We’ll see you for our 11 annual Hula celebration: OCT 24-27, 2024! It’ll be time to once again, welcome you back home #HulaFam! 💫🎃👻 #HulaweenFL
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everyones fool @killuwithmymind
975 Followers 774 Following Scholar/Athlete, Pennsylvania’s Most Beautiful, The Bad Boy of Graphic Design
Busch Beer @BuschBeer
211K Followers 152 Following By following, you confirm you’re 21+ & will only share content with those of legal drinking age. Enjoy responsibly. Community guidelines https://t.co/VSBTehSfhm
✩ ✩ ✩ @ratsrule11
459 Followers 532 Following ✩ 22┊leo/aquarius/pisces┊sponsored by vyvanse ┊18+┊pillow princess┊be nice i’m sensitive┊anarchy and incoherence ┊philosophical doctor ✩
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serena shahidi @glamdemon2004
94K Followers 825 Following Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!
gianna @10000000bees
2K Followers 694 Following WA. anti-white-supremacist & human rights advocate. BLACK LIVES MATTER. LGBTQ. historian bitch. NSFW accts please stay away
stokcoldbrew @stokcoldbrew
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lauren🕺🏼 @iwantapetfrog
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Self Deletion @Willowwolf13
226 Followers 533 Following each day forward, I kill 1 day of who I have been.
Tori 🎃 @kirbeess
607 Followers 798 Following 21, frog enthusiast, chicken nugget connoisseur, in love with spiderman (she/her)
~garry~ @garrykerls
3K Followers 943 Following excels in memes, proficient in bits, capable at photoshop
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gracie mac @graciepooh69
688 Followers 703 Following just another annoying lgbt with internet access! maybe i tweet, maybe i don’t. what’s it to you?
⋆ ☆ ✮ alex ✮ .. @al3xsworld
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@pbjomfeet omg girl boo they are super cute i think u captured the essence perfectly, i think if u threw a vhs or grain filter, or b/w to give it the digi cam early 2000s look it would be so freaking cuteeee
@pbjomfeet Okay, hear me out they aren’t bad theyre honestly cute and need editing to spice it up! If anything I would say you shouldve done differently is def a different outfit like a cute dress but I think these still came out cute 🥹🩷 And I edited them for u to give vintage bday feel!
it’s unbelievable how people can STILL listen to this woman and not get TIRED of the same sound over and over again for like 8 albums now
@Amy_K_Nelson im trying to sleep with her dad
The producers of #TheCircle letting Kyle have his dog
Max coming into the finale #TheCircle
Caitlin Clark signs $8 million deal with Circle K. Circle K to roll out a new 22oz cup line called the ‘Caitlin Cup’. 😮
@PotCzach He isn’t gonna blind me. Practically grew up with the guy
@sighswoon Presentation: Sketchy Intentions: Wholesome
@Variety Someone, please get her cast as Zelda in the upcoming live action movie 🙏
Fuck Dan shneider . Had my man gibby wearing no shirt every episode like a Thot
@oliveegger "...and he wants her to put the rocking chair in the nursery, but it doesn't match her theme!"
@oliveegger "...and he wants her to put the rocking chair in the nursery, but it doesn't match her theme!"
@nicholasig13 You’re a man and your dad didn’t even build the chair. It’s dramatic to even consider it an “antique” And the nursing chair should be inherited by your SISTER, who is capable of nursing. You shouldn’t be forcing it on your wife who has no connections to it
@nicholasig13 Word of advice: Stop being so sentimental. It is a chair. You will not be nursing the baby. Find someplace else in the house for it
saw a post asking “would you rather wear a fedora every second for the rest of your life, or every beverage you drink for the rest of your life has 2 drops of pee in it” and i thought the answer was obviously pee until i said this out loud to another person and saw their face
@PopCrave So by your logic, let’s blame YOU for Kyle Massey sexting underage minors?
@PopCrave using her logic, yeah let’s blame the parents.
@emilykmay Not letting you wear a crop top to be sweaty in is wild Do they force men to wear full t-shirts instead of those tanks that are cut open at the sides showing basically their entire torsos, or are they only interested in policing women?
#LoveIsBlindreunion #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS6 Nick: “So Trevor, what do you have to say about your text messages we just read?” Trevor:
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