fair maiden lover @fairmaiden1over
freak in the sheets damsel in distress Joined December 2019-
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If only there was a tattoo that told other people I almost killed myself
Look, this is for the most terminally online weirdos on this site, but if you’re reading this: It’s time to go to war against positivity moon
Me: hey guys how’s it going My friend who hates porn and weed: I hate porn and weed Suicidal friend: I’m gonna kill myself! Horny friend: I’m horny Me: I love you guys u know that
If I haven't seen or heard from you in 12 hours you do not exist in my mind and that's not my fault
whats a good starter religion for agnostics who want to look into that stuff
combo meal bully pick on someone your own fries
they should make a dryer that dries your clothes with one cycle
this thing ruins outfits
id love to say "i have you now" during a swordfight
when you have a headache and youre trying to push out a fat shit but you cant push bc it makes your head hurt more>>>>>
how would hitting it from the back not get me attached, bitch i love you
we all got that one homie who dont play about euthanasia
real catboys expose their bellies to their girlfriends as a sign of emotional and physical vulnerability
sharks i would like to ask for 2 hits of ur blue mint vape in exchange for 1 of my pbrs
How much yall want for TikTok? I’ll buy it. @tiktok_us
“So you’re sober” Yeah, from alcohol. I smoke weed “Oh so you’re not really sober then” Sure ok, you’re right. I’m a total piece of shit actually
real big ice cream cone
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lily @hondacrvthe3rd
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Aubrey Plaza (fake) (.. @_glassduster
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Nexus @PackageKyle
157 Followers 809 Following living in the UK, from Germany, Greece and U.S. 🏳️🌈🇧🇷🇬🇷🇩🇪🇪🇺🇬🇧 news, pop culture, politics
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the harlequin @boingwater
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n.a. @_n_a_l
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chlo @downtobl33d
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the meat baby @themeatbabyy
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642 Followers 4K Following of course i have no ragrets i have the tattoo | 🏳️🌈 | 1017 | Lana stan ✨ | Fly Eagles Fly 🦅 | dad to 3 cats 🐱
anna @damemes42024
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mommy_elizabeth @Elizabeth505286
262 Followers 1K Following Dm me with your cash app or Apple Pay and get bless immediately 💵
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Gothicc Soul @Gothiccsoul69
47 Followers 481 Following 18+‼️Saf’s Yandere🩸Be my toxic obsession forever🫀 I’d Sacrifice you for a chip🕸️ Gothicc Bitch🕷️ Taurus ♉️ I probably hate you🥱🔪 Ginger Psycho 🥀🗡️
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cat ♡ @catssillyworld
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danlet @evildanevil
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no doubt @selontheweb
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game ideas company ll.. @bogtrinkets
5K Followers 882 Following
Loving Vengeance ❤�.. @PleasantAndEvil
7K Followers 2K Following hope u like horses. https://t.co/KSSlNo93sv
lily @hondacrvthe3rd
10K Followers 1K Following silly sometimes. serious also but not often. @amushroomdick
Aubrey Plaza (fake) (.. @_glassduster
6K Followers 962 Following presently not Aubrey plaza. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew, but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.
picardie aurora @picardie_aurora
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ipad pro jones @ipadprojones
6K Followers 4K Following i love tweeting on twitter please don’t take my twitter account away I am a parody account
Reverend Doctor Bob S.. @RevDocBobSac
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tejas angel @jukeboxcowgirl
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Big Fat Bitch DiStefa.. @tsunami_mami420
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cat ♡ @catssillyworld
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dagoth ur fanclub @chunkmoneyy
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Roy @roydotorg
32 Followers 265 Following
@fairmaiden1over Everybody do do do do loves the sun and say hey ba da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
“Give him a dream about his ex”
I like him. He looks like a 10th grade English teacher that would curse just once in class so that the kids would think he was cool
Brother just tell me to kill myself
like this tweet if u wanna be in a gc where everyone has to have less followers than me and if u surpass i kick u
i can’t wait to get drunk tonight and flirt with the people in my phone but no one irl (too scared)
Imagine protesting over a conflict occurring in a different country
Brunch is when you pay $40 for eggs in a place with a “Y’all Means All” pride mural outside, and your wife’s friend keeps calling her husband her “partner” and you can see him looking out the window fantasizing about stepping into traffic.
a dude in london going through the trouble of importing an early 2000s tahoe has more passion and lust for life than I could ever imagine
what am i laying my eyes upon
So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries,” they call them. Imagine if you can, that one of your kids told you they thought they were a cat? Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!” Dad: “No son, you’re a boy!” Son: “No…
Okay. Catholic or Protestant?
@SwampCommunist oh wait I got it. whenever she tours the place to new buyers, sit outside your place with a 40oz and tell them you heard about various murders and deaths that may have occurred on the property
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