Justin Timberlake Micropenis @culture_genious
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Maybe the real war criminals were the friends we made along the way
With 24 hours to think about it, my main conclusion is that it seems like Ricky Pearsall and Nick Bosa are really gonna get along
Im pissing all over my balls. Mother fucker
⚡️Iran's Foreign Ministry says it is very concerned about the U.S. government's crackdown on peaceful protesters and asks the U.S. not to undermine democracy
You've got some explaining to do @danghentschel
I already have all of these things
This is the worst Halloween costume I've ever seen
What if they're medical mysteries and also they're boyfriends
What if they're medical mysteries and also they're boyfriends https://t.co/NpANCfFDp0
Had to have a mechanic out to look at my car. It’s gonna cost me $1500. I don’t have it. I’m going to die. I hate to ask, but if you have a little to spare, ca$h@pp is psteele03, Venmo is Patty-Steele-5
"Curse of one thousand devils" is gonna live in my head for a while
"Curse of one thousand devils" is gonna live in my head for a while
Crypto is so cooked 😹
Need to clean up a mess but your ShamWow! is too woke? Have I got a product for you!
Edward Odell @edwardodell
6K Followers 5K Following heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor
Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
I.G.Y. azalea @HaitianDvorce
10K Followers 902 Following Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
2K Followers 760 Following the best matt on Twitter. as of 4/20/23 I will be blocking any and all Blue Checks who follow me.
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
rye @DopeyMcGeee
3K Followers 2K Following flying burrito brother. coca cola cowboy. posting professional.
Arlan Hellison (famou.. @badpersonclub
5K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/LK4GRTnjKM @HeckPlanet2004. action movie explosion/denim vest enthusiast. Hell Zone Pod Cast. I’m trying to help you, but you won’t let me
ultramarathon running.. @christweetsllc
4K Followers 2K Following Some kinda leftist Shitpoaster. Runner. Beagle dad. Somebody got Paula Cole ready in that 56 Chevy and all they did was go sit in the shade.
Mayor Howard Vander @vander_iam
4K Followers 2K Following Renaissance Man, I'll sell you Christmas Cards in June | Produced by @mediummhollow, lover of @polypockettwink | he/him/Howard
its legal for you to .. @porksweats1
9K Followers 7K Following juris doctorate in himbology, the postman (1997) enthusiast, certified wife guy, dont be weird in replies about my cat want to know the rest? buy the rights
Billy (Official Silly.. @Your_Pal_Billy
4K Followers 1K Following Emotional Support DILF. Cis-Het. You don't need to take me seriously because I put pronouns in my bio - He/Him - Himbo with a masters degree.
garbagio @papagarbage2
2K Followers 1K Following bash the fash 💥 nazis get punched 👊 protect trans kids 🏳️⚧️ he/him/they
Gardalf the Gey. @LeopardGarrett
936 Followers 2K Following Shifty and/or mean Communist. Lawful Neutral Mage. Silly Bitch. Pretty gay. He/Him.
big money salvia @kahtrinuh
9K Followers 2K Following ain't no fun if the aliens can't have none. сви полицајци су копилад she/her @thottypraxis (18+)
saddy mayonnaise @saddymayo
3K Followers 3K Following ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically // she/her // patty
eBay jackets & hats @3five9
44K Followers 1K Following Shrimp Julep / Salad Bar Ham Cubes / not my store / ask if you need to ask
Jaymes🦄 @jaymes805
487 Followers 630 Following She/her. Loves cats, bed, wine, coffee, books. Hates frogs, unicycles, mornings. 🌊
Chance L. McCravey @chancellor48
214 Followers 918 Following
§ @noeasyaction
3 Followers 9 Following
Modou Jammeh @jammeh_mod8085
31 Followers 1K Following Always show love and be kind to others, we are all from one source and through humanity we will all be grateful God is their for we all #Christ
Herb Partyman @PartyManAgain
224 Followers 376 Following For God’s sake, I just want to party, man (he party/him party)
Cia @Cia96683309
63 Followers 311 Following
Ainobanda @ainobanda
19 Followers 226 Following
brunnhilde @Thristo_404
0 Followers 1 Following i'm no longer an embarrassing child, now i'm an embarrassing adult | 19
Marky Gore Von @GodzillaVsMarky
53 Followers 374 Following I'm a Karate Farmer, Toy Collector, Horror Fiend and Peddler of low quality meme's and joke's.
m @regressinto2002
4 Followers 148 Following absolute nonsense • 21y/o • she/her • follow my tumblr it’s better
Tamám C.H.U.D. @jhenryminkin
318 Followers 5K Following
Striker @Striker0394
13 Followers 2K Following
Maud Roys @MaudRoys40888
55 Followers 5K Following
Beach Emu @EmuBeach
128 Followers 419 Following
💤ane @zaner1223
224 Followers 433 Following
TylerKai421 @GamingMan421
8 Followers 146 Following rip to my damn accs (2021, 2024) 3rd times the charm. _______________________________________ What is a fart to a man who has already shit his pants? - Sun Tzu
Butwa @TheLook24
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[email protected] @jossemaier
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Mari Blair @Maridblair
1K Followers 2K Following 47 she/her. Reader, sleeper, fanfic author (https://t.co/ytVRaiOuu7… ) Fan of: OFMD/GO/Loki/FFXIV - NSFW/no kids - pinko commie leftist
またあした😸�.. @2222222222ZZZ
18 Followers 354 Following 🫵😸🫸🗯🫷🏾🐻🤚🏾 週刊ヤングジャンプで『推しの子』＆『かぐや様は告らせたい～天才たちの恋愛頭脳戦～』連載中です。『推しの子』単行本428巻9/21発売です
Geno Marrero @russianbot2222
40 Followers 251 Following
Zander Brosky @Zbrosky
94 Followers 2K Following Maritime ex-pat doing some left coast living with my incredible wife in the lower mainland of BC. Politics, green bldgs, math, science and funny stuff.
@kameni.bsky.social @namik_klaric
118 Followers 681 Following powered by inat. against fascism, oppression and all genocidal entities. 'you are alive, and as beautiful as the moon'
Tom T. Ferlo 🚫 @ectofive
344 Followers 1K Following A very powerful magician; a genius in many ways. I love the Muppets more than I love most people. Drawing, gaming, & watching Bad Movies on twitch. Come hang!
Russ Maybe @Russ_Maybe
4K Followers 5K Following Editor For @SSundee, One Half of @ChadAndRuss on YT, formerly of Indy Mogul.
Carson Smith @Carson1315
30 Followers 255 Following
Lou @Lou1549725
4 Followers 17 Following
the they/he of mâcon.. @itsrealleigh
1K Followers 3K Following some ideas held together with meat. or some meat held together with ideas, it’s hard to tell. performance maker, potterer, and part time hermit.
bumLanscilo @lanceelow
402 Followers 1K Following
Chris @chore_leo
702 Followers 2K Following
Edward Odell @edwardodell
6K Followers 5K Following heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor
Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
I.G.Y. azalea @HaitianDvorce
10K Followers 902 Following Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
2K Followers 760 Following the best matt on Twitter. as of 4/20/23 I will be blocking any and all Blue Checks who follow me.
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
rye @DopeyMcGeee
3K Followers 2K Following flying burrito brother. coca cola cowboy. posting professional.
Arlan Hellison (famou.. @badpersonclub
5K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/LK4GRTnjKM @HeckPlanet2004. action movie explosion/denim vest enthusiast. Hell Zone Pod Cast. I’m trying to help you, but you won’t let me
ultramarathon running.. @christweetsllc
4K Followers 2K Following Some kinda leftist Shitpoaster. Runner. Beagle dad. Somebody got Paula Cole ready in that 56 Chevy and all they did was go sit in the shade.
Mayor Howard Vander @vander_iam
4K Followers 2K Following Renaissance Man, I'll sell you Christmas Cards in June | Produced by @mediummhollow, lover of @polypockettwink | he/him/Howard
its legal for you to .. @porksweats1
9K Followers 7K Following juris doctorate in himbology, the postman (1997) enthusiast, certified wife guy, dont be weird in replies about my cat want to know the rest? buy the rights
garbagio @papagarbage2
2K Followers 1K Following bash the fash 💥 nazis get punched 👊 protect trans kids 🏳️⚧️ he/him/they
Gardalf the Gey. @LeopardGarrett
936 Followers 2K Following Shifty and/or mean Communist. Lawful Neutral Mage. Silly Bitch. Pretty gay. He/Him.
big money salvia @kahtrinuh
9K Followers 2K Following ain't no fun if the aliens can't have none. сви полицајци су копилад she/her @thottypraxis (18+)
saddy mayonnaise @saddymayo
3K Followers 3K Following ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically // she/her // patty
@woketopus.bsky.socia.. @woketopus
2K Followers 2K Following twitter's gone tits up, DM me if you wanna keep in touch
Herb Partyman @PartyManAgain
224 Followers 376 Following For God’s sake, I just want to party, man (he party/him party)
Tamám C.H.U.D. @jhenryminkin
318 Followers 5K Following
the they/he of mâcon.. @itsrealleigh
1K Followers 3K Following some ideas held together with meat. or some meat held together with ideas, it’s hard to tell. performance maker, potterer, and part time hermit.
Andrew @Mandrew149
184 Followers 1K Following
troy @B0Y_TR0Y
4K Followers 549 Following
Ham Linehan @HamLinehan
411 Followers 1K Following Please excuse my cousin @Glinner Graham Linehan. He is blinded by hate and incapable of escaping his internet poisoning. King of Wonky Heads
Coach Chum Billups @DickToledo99
2K Followers 2K Following 6 foot 4 Olympic Champion Powerlifter & streetfighting God. You may not believe this is happening, but I assure you, it is. Backup to @steakfrankhouse
walter @culturecanceler
2K Followers 2K Following chicago left stuff & transit. bulls 🏀 . tweets represent only my views or hot takes specifically designed to upset you (he/him)
Julia 🦁💙 @OffBrandHeels
465 Followers 564 Following She/Her with face - yes I used pronouns just to upset you personally. Be Kind? Nah. Fuck around and find out.
Barney Hurley @barneyhurley1
5K Followers 299 Following Musician/Songwriter/Producer - Samuel Purdey and Powder Blue Tux
Jason Williams @thesidetrack
2K Followers 3K Following Blurring the line between information and yelling
Justin @KramericaIntern
2K Followers 1K Following Native Philadelphian 🦅 intern at Kramerica Industries • Who got that one tweet? #𝕏 (not actually Newman from #Seinfeld) Live • Laugh • Limp Bizkit
Gravity's Rainbong @gmaildotcow
132 Followers 863 Following don't mourn for me now, don't mourn for me never, for I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever
minderbinder @like_poor_tuco
723 Followers 2K Following 💙💜💖 Film Producer/Soundie in LA. Citizen of 🇺🇸 🇩🇪 and 🇨🇦. I don't promote things on here but check out Filmrise for a movie I produced!
Slavoj my Nagy 🇵�.. @semperposter
593 Followers 434 Following I'm just an ex-con tryin to go straight and get my kids back
Father Jimmy John ✝.. @FatherJimJon
57 Followers 122 Following Hello all! And praise him! I welcome you to my Twitter profile. I’m Father Jimmy John, denounce satanic temptations, repent, and spread em for Jesus
STERLING FITZBASTARDO.. @8FITZBASTARDO
673 Followers 628 Following of strange & dreadful provenance, babey!! // marx, lenin // any/all // fitzbastardo on discord // https://t.co/qWFqDDqJMv
Mike's Gaping Maw @MikesGapingMaw
1K Followers 2K Following Husband, father, ex-ironworker turned electrical engineer. Working class solidarity. He/him
Gear Recommendations @BuyThisGuitar
328 Followers 49 Following I post used gear for sale that I think is cool or a good deal! Use my hyperfixation to find something cool! main: @diabolicalspuds
SVB Station @The_Maker_51212
3K Followers 3K Following Dive into The Void with us here at Voiders Station, We do gaming, meme and news related content here. Embark on this journey with us, become one with The Void.
Soopagaz - 💎🙌�.. @soopagaz
21K Followers 18K Following Lefty, socialist. Raise the proletariat to the position of ruling class. ✊♥️🇵🇸 I despise everything Tory #LTFC - Up the Hatters
Ly Ann 📚 Author of.. @lyann888
13K Followers 11K Following Psychologist 📚 #author 2090 Untamed: MindFried Fatale Series | https://t.co/YWvD4b1aN9 #WritingCommunity #cyberpunk #scifi #romance | Happily Married
Union of Shitposting .. @table_delete
362 Followers 446 Following shitposting is my kink NO KINK SHAMING pronouns in bio
Mr. Shidded Doo Doo P.. @mr_shidded
196 Followers 417 Following
Randy @RandyVersus
73 Followers 129 Following Founder and CEO of Randikistan - interests include cats, guns, and adhering to a strict schedule
Graham Linehan of Ear.. @GrahamButCool
754 Followers 2K Following Hi! I'm Graham, I like comedy and writing. I love my wife and kids so much! Love and support to all of my trans friends!
andrew @mrnastynodrama
6K Followers 2K Following
Sarah Slater 🏳️�.. @sarahslaterrr
1K Followers 592 Following trans twitter disaster, occasionally a slut online. 18+/no minors please. main: @beetsforever $8/no ppv 👇 👇
I hope this guy suffers horribly for the rest of his miserable life
BREAKING: 🇮🇱 Netyanahu said that he does not recognize the court in Hague and that he will not hand over to them even one soldier of Israel who committed war crimes "Under my leadership, Israel will never accept any attempt by the Hague Criminal Court to undermine its…
🚨🇺🇸 AMERICANS ARE BEING ARRESTED BECAUSE THEY OPPOSE ZIONISM! AMERICA HAS NO DEMOCRACY!
Woman sparks debate after making her friends go to the toilet in her garden
Aaron Bushnell said NO to United States of Israel.
had no idea Gaddaffi played drums for Bon Jovi
even people who are defending the police talk about them like they are dangerous wild animals that will attack if you don’t follow an inscrutable set of body language rules 😭
Lowballed this guy and got it for $20. I fucking love eBay
Now that i Am Used to my Own Smell and Have Found Ways to Deal with My Greasy Hair the Only Way i Can Tell that i Need to Take a Bath is When My Entire Body Gets so Covered in Dead Skin and Filth that i Become So Itchy i Cannot Sit Still. it Takes One Week
@aphexurbanite They're right though. If the cop shows up after you got robbed all you're gonna get is 'we'll let you know if we find the guy' and then they go back to playing Candy Crush on their phones.
@aphexurbanite GO ENLIST TO FIGHT, YOU FUCKING COWARD
@aphexurbanite You're dumber than dog shit hope this helps.
@aphexurbanite Cops don’t stop crackheads from robbing you hope this helps
@pyrameadhead "i'm boomer-pilled" is code for "i'm a stupid asshole"
My wife had to bail out of a moving car because she had every indication she was being abducted by her Lyft driver and the cop who responded threatened to shoot our Chihuahua
I’m boomer-pilled at this point: I hope everyone who posts something like this experiences a robbery from a crackhead so they can experience the full benefits of low trust societies that don’t properly enforce social norms. They suck ass, actually, more than having some cops.
@n4ssie I thought that post aged perfectly. We don't have healthcare because all our money goes towards being really really good at losing wars
rolling while i'm popping percs i got nothing to fear unless i roll my armored merc like my name ben gvir whippin down apartheid road and smoking on that pack shit got me barred like itamar i'm lying on my back
Zionist minister Itamar Ben-Gvir has been injured after his car flipped. In this photo, Ben-Gvir is lying on his back.
it was so helpful of them to put the civil rights violations in writing ahead of time!
New protest rules form today: @UTAustin says those who have previously been arrested for trespassing aren’t allowed on campus. I asked if it matters if charges were dropped, a UT spokesperson said it doesn’t. @statesman
Oof lying is a big sin to good ol' YHVH, and self deception might be the worst because we put our own selfish world before the might and splendor He has made. Good luck with that one!
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