The Ape Descendant @ape_descendent
Put the effort in for a bigger 2024. Chaotic Good. Mad Scientist vibe. Sydney, New South Wales Joined September 2012-
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My love language is telling people to watch the iconic piece of Australian cinema, Wake in Fright (1971)
My love language is telling people to watch the iconic piece of Australian cinema, Wake in Fright (1971) https://t.co/3Fk4HlhUhb
Maybe if I sleep in my clothes I'll have more time in the morning. 🤔💭 I'm on my way to the office.
YouTube targeted ads getting it right for once. I do have rubbish to remove & I also have a similar dog.
Look at the size of those nangs! Family-Sized nangs.
Current Mood: Why am I like this? youtu.be/sFvJSl5cgjA?si…
Just returned from another neice's engagement, reporting back to say that the kids are alright. ❤
Here's a lesson for me: Say less. Be heard more. 🤷♂️
Kitchen cleaned. Too tired. Legs sore. GN.
Kitchen cleaned. Too tired. Legs sore. GN.
I don't know who needs to hear this (me): You have permission to do things you want to do even if you haven't finished the things you need to do. Any way, maybe I can draw some designs later tonight when I've done the kitchen.
Is there an eye doctor in the house?
I think today may have been a significant day for me. Too early to know if it's a Before/After kind of day, but significant for sure.
It's true! I'm also less anxious & destructive if my dog takes me out for walkies. And dogs love their walks!
It's true! I'm also less anxious & destructive if my dog takes me out for walkies. And dogs love their walks! https://t.co/YRAef2qB0z
Such a beautiful day to be outside already, away from work, & (surprisingly) on time for my day's adventure. 🌞
I dunno. Maybe applying bees wax to the sliding door of the wooden wardrobe really IS what I need to do right now. (It's 1.20am.)
John Waters is 78 today. I'm sure he's just as surprised & angry & disappointed about it as I am.
I mean, sure. If I wear terry-towelling in the city it's frowned upon, but put it in suit form from Dior & that's apparently ok. 🙄
Are these AI images? There's something... off.
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B @Brodhe
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Bara, Plain and Tall @BaraPlainNTall
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@ape_descendent I was pushing a trolley in fact. And no. It was more kinda a building sense of ennui. I knew I could push through it. But the apathy within was building.
Today I intended to get things done, and ended up getting little done. Wandered around Bunnings before thinking to myself ‘I just don’t care’, in the wrong headspace, decided rather than pushing through I’d just stop.
Can't wait to finish crocheting this lil spring/summer jacket. Been working on it since January.
Who even needs a boyfriend? I just want someone to sleep in my bed with me
Hate to be that person but having a regular sleeping pattern of minimum seven hours a night is actually doing considerable good to my health and wellbeing. Shocking and disappointing.
last couple of days of this job, and I'm ovha it.
@ape_descendent But I do have the blu ray somewhere so might be time for another look
@ape_descendent Hmmm, yes, a classic😏 (9 year old me really only remembered one or two things from watching this movie)
@ape_descendent I knew some kids in school who did this with their uniform...
My love language is telling people to watch the iconic piece of Australian cinema, Hercules Returns (1993).
My love language is telling people to watch the iconic piece of Australian cinema, Cosi (1997).
My love language is telling people to watch the iconic piece of Australian cinema, Cosi (1997).
My love language is telling people to watch the iconic piece of Australian cinema, Wake in Fright (1971)
I'm going to have to get out of bed again, aren't I.
I think we should stop using acronyms or initialisms to describe other people. One knows a debate has gone terribly wrong when new language starts being invented to simplify mutual attacks.
As a gay man, I would not feel safe or comfortable being in a public bathroom with a GC/TERF:
My love language is telling people to watch the iconic piece of Australian cinema, Picnic At Hanging Rock (1975)
String textures on first and third pieces. No video yet. These will be wood kiln fired, where hopefully, the effects will make the subtle textures more distinct. Essentially, wind string first, then unwind after forcing inside pressure or outside color.
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