Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP
The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧 Gussage All Saints, Dorset. Joined May 2020-
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It’s a jolly lovely day in the village today! And we’re all really busy, hunting migrants who are earmarked for Rwanda but are in hiding. Tally Ho! 🇬🇧
Great to see Victoria Atkins on TV today: Sincere Serious And with a slight whiff of WD40. Vicky squeaks out against traitor Dan Poulter. Then she reassures us about the NHS. She is our muffin Our trainer sock Our Joyce Grenfell Our jolly hockey stick. ❤️
Forget Stormy Forget Taylor Fast Forget Wrap & Shed Music. Remember these times? When bands were well groomed virgins. The men wore socks and the women adopted non twerking poses. No gyrations No moisture Just good honest songs about trees. Happy days.🙌
A message to you lot in Scotland: I’ll bet you wish you had a strong effective leader like Rishi Sunak. As Humza Yousaf was leaving in tears, Rishi was performing his usual magic before finishing his coffee & stacking the dishwasher. Our Tommy Cooper.❤️🪄
I❤️Chris Philp on #BBCLauraK explaining why he got muddled over Rwanda/Congo/UmBongo: -He couldn’t hear -He was in fact asking a rhetorical question -He was leaking sludge. Labour’s Des Streetwalking squirms as Chris hits him with the truth! Bravo Chris👏
I’m becoming concerned for Rishi Sunak. He’s started locking random men up in his flat at number 10, writing ransom demands on their spectacles and getting them to ring their constituency secretaries to send in the money. Worrying! #PocketSizedGrindr 😕
#bbcqt I’ve often thought Scotland & England are the same country. Thought Gary Lineker & Karl Marx are the same person. Thought tractors.com & pornhub are the same site. So give Tory MP Chris Philp a break. It’s such an easy mistake to make!😡
A pint of bitter A pint of lager A pint of cider A pint of milk(full creamed of course) A Brexit pint of wine A pint of jizz A pint of rizz Lots of great things come in pints. Including our Prime Minister Rishi a #PintSizedLoser? Hardly! He is a gorgeous pint of jizzed up beer!🇬🇧
Susan Hall is the new Liz Truss but free of fleas. Listen to Suzy: Her sharp mind cuts through the guff of Nick Safari. Precise Moist Jaunty And with a hint of sage & jojoba. Her crevices leak great news. This little lady WILL be the next Mayor of London👊
Happy St George’s Day!🏴 And today let us truly celebrate all that is English and we are proud of: Brexit Wetherspoons GB News Rwanda Jenny Agutter Rule Britannia Gesture Eggs Cars Grindr Tractors Boners Marzipan Dildos Fleas Les Dennis PopCon Lube Stacking Dishwashers Clams 🥳
The Channel 4 General Election team as I see it: A-No idea who she is but looks like a jeggings wearer B-Rod Stewart, Marxist pop singer C-Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Bloody useless at Tango D- Emily Maitlis, Moth. E-Alastair Campbell, blatantly too moist F-Claire Building, Cavapoo. 😡
HOW DARE Chris Packham the environmental Vorderist react like this!😡 Matt saved millions of lives He gave up the chance of being PM for love He’s a proven SAS soldier too. His moisture, His conkers, His sputum, His stiffened Wragg Is loved by so many.❤️
Rob Roberts Julian Knight Imran Khan Dave Warburton Neil Parish Chris Pincher Peter Bone Crispin Blunt William Wragg Mark Menzies All Tory MPs caught up in sex scandals. 🍆 Yes, one could say ‘A Tory wall of shame’ But ONLY ONE wall. Not TWO WHOLE HOUSES like Angela Rayner! 😡😤
Felt so sorry for Tory MP David Davies on #bbcqt last night: Bullied by Marxist Fiona Bruce Sneered at by Labour’s Bridget Phillipson (Good friend of Angela Rayner😡) Jeered at by a Northern Linekerist audience. David was both brave & dignified Bravo sir👏
Surely we must start REGULATING these online dating sites instead of blaming its victims. My❤️goes out to MPs Mark Menzies & William Wragg who have had to use these sites & suffered enormously. Something HAS to be done before even more innocent Tory MPs lose their careers! 😡
Laura Trott makes it REALLY CLEAR to Marxists Fred Balls & Susanna Reid: The lower rate of Inflation means prices are coming down even though they are in fact still going up. This means your food costs less even though the price of it is still increasing✅
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@MichaelTakeMP She's the definition of gormless and a nasty piece of work
@MichaelTakeMP Must have been on a later show today, even had time to comb her hair.
@MichaelTakeMP I bet Bunty in the Post Office knows more about their whereabouts than she's letting on!
‘The Talentless Mrs Ripley…’ Nobody does confusion on tap quite like Victoria Atkins…
Great to see Victoria Atkins on TV today: Sincere Serious And with a slight whiff of WD40. Vicky squeaks out against traitor Dan Poulter. Then she reassures us about the NHS. She is our muffin Our trainer sock Our Joyce Grenfell Our jolly hockey stick. ❤️
@MichaelTakeMP Got to hand it to her, the way she has perfected that "slapped-arse" face, combined with her demeanour of utter disappointment in others, has future PM carved in granite.
@MichaelTakeMP @PippaCrerar He needs more time to get his US citizenship back so he can go off and be a rich tax exile and live in a country with no effective extradition system back to the UK. Give poor Rishi a chance to escape this collapsing shit sack of a country with his billions.
@MichaelTakeMP @PippaCrerar Sir Michael; that clip of Wishi in Japan, setting out his Six Priorities, moist running water behind him, Vorederist Militant journalists waiting to batter him like an under EU size limit cod that claims a British passport ( thanks Moggy !) **__ Pay Father-in-Law (repeat x6)__**
@MichaelTakeMP @PippaCrerar Far better it from me to correct you Sir Michael, but oftentimes, Sunak's voice cuts through, just as chalk on blackboards, to dissuade us cheeky urchins from daring ask questions.
@MichaelTakeMP @PippaCrerar No need for and GE yet. There are 9 months left to maximise the potential, ie profit for RS and his mates. The worse the country is left in, the more likely labour will fail to sort anything out and leave the door open for Dizzy Lizzie and her cabal to return to power! Genius.
@MichaelTakeMP @PippaCrerar He hasn't got rid of your human rights yet. Need to cull a load of disabled. Got to prepare his billionaire friends with work arounds. Arrange his family contracts to secure their future billions. Arrange to move back to the states. Lots to do when moving.
@MichaelTakeMP @PippaCrerar Dear Nadine will be disappointed
@MichaelTakeMP @PippaCrerar He’s busy delivering for the country and stopping the boats Sir M! These things take time! People like Pippa have no patience do they? I blame the comprehensive school system personally! Terrible places!
@MichaelTakeMP @PippaCrerar Sunaking must be allowed to carry on with ‘The Plan’ To ‘stop the floats’ (in the waterways one assumes) ‘Cancel the pips for the disabled’ ( makes sense ; vouchers instead of choking) ‘Restore Truss’ (give a poor gal a job) ‘Leave the ECHRW’ (EU convention on hating right wing)
@MichaelTakeMP @PippaCrerar Soothing words Sir Michael for all these anxious journalists.Our beloved PM is absolutely doing his best.Look at his plans to make sure that clinically depressed people pull themselves together immediately and that trouble makers are rounded up pronto and incarcerated.Great stuff
@MichaelTakeMP @PippaCrerar A clear Trotskyist-Linekerist She writes for The Guardian!
@MichaelTakeMP @PippaCrerar I am in Winchester this morning. The air of reason, respectability and class is palpable. A member of the Basingstoke (working class) chapter of Marxism Tomorrow had his copy of the Guardian confiscated in the high street and was escort to the park and ride and told to Go Back!
@MichaelTakeMP @PippaCrerar Rishi has big boots and a big helmet and is a man who fears nothing and looks after his friends upper class middle class and er well not working class.
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