robmanuel @robmanuel

I do @b3ta / @fesshole / @anon_opin contact email: robmanuel at gmail dot com Buy TICKETS for my live show: https://t.co/3dtCWFoNLq b3ta.com Joined March 2007

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robmanuel @robmanuel

2 years ago

@anon_opin It's short for gastric band as driving a car makes you fat

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@MJHibbett yeah I thought it was fantastic, and that's where I read about it, but it took me a couple of years to get acting on my thought "ooh, someone should do a visual for that and more people will hear it"

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2 years ago

@TomChivers @sergeantdixie having spent 20 seconds imagining a monkey typing, I reckon they'd mash the keyboard rather than being able to randomly pick a letter with equal probability, thus creating letter clustering related to key position. Yes I know this isn't the point.

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2 years ago

@geocitiesgifbot You came back! Thank you Archive team @textfiles

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2 years ago

@EstelleCostanza I dunno, but a quick read of her Wikipedia page suggests she's had somewhat melodramatic relationship with reality for a while

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2 years ago

@ricomonkeon @b3ta yeah I know - I suggested it last time too. Really the purpose of me replying is just encouraging other people to join in.

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2 years ago

@dank_ackroyd As a kid, genuinely thought it was about spooning this forbidden nectar straight from the tin and into my gob.

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2 years ago

@PeteSelby1 Looks like my vote has swung it from 50/50 to YES!

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2 years ago

@LukeHaines_News

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2 years ago

@b3ta Film sequels where most of the cast is now dead and they're all ghosts

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2 years ago

@JackDunc1 I smell chatGTP - on them, not you

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2 years ago

@jayforeman People who say George is the best songwriter are contrarian fools. Yes, there's no question he wrote a handful of bangers but he didn't write 60 of them.

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2 years ago

@20thcenturymarc I'm furious. You should only be excited by meeting pop stars who were big when you were 14, thus Keir should be getting backstage with Captain & Tennille.

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2 years ago

@AdamKoszary "This piss was brought to you by Windows 11"

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2 years ago

@jackmalvern Age presumably - what with old right wing voters and any under about 40 having other, probably more exciting options, like Game Boys

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2 years ago

@LukeHaines_News Liver sausages sandwiches all round

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2 years ago

@yokoonobot One guy

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2 years ago

@b3ta Orwell said "Four legs good, two legs bad" - so photoshop things with two legs to have four legs. He also said "Four legs good, two legs better" so also photoshop things with four legs to have two legs.