Khaya Dlanga @khayadlanga
Bestselling author of These Things Really do Happen To Me & To Quote Myself (Shortlisted for the Sunday Times Alan Paton Prize). Marketer. youtube.com/@KhayaDlanga South Africa Joined August 2008-
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Umzi watsha!
My weakness is thinking that I never need a basket then having to go back to get a basket.
“Go ask Mandela for a job.” A South African proverb to black South Africans when they were looking for jobs after Mandela became president.
One of the most important things in life is to remember where you parked your car. In fact, it may be the most important thing.
People usually ask me how come I have so many pictures of me as a child because it’s unusual for someone who grew up ezilalini, especially for the era. You can see by the apartheid chic, it was a long time ago. My mother had to leave us eDutyini, in a village not far from Mount…
Cassper encouraging, testing, abstinence and knowing your status at UJ Soweto. @ForeverWenaZA
How broke is the ANC? I have been driving in Soweto today and the ANC is completely invisible. No election posters in sight. If it’s not a matter being broke then it’s lack of planning and disorganization. Does not give a great deal of confidence. I know someone will say they…
After elections is after elections.
I can’t be the only who is not used to this much electricity.
This is a revolutionary.
Over two months ago I leaned on a desk here. And it began to collapse in slow motion and I fell along with it and it broke. I laughed and the colleagues asked if I was ok. I helped move the broken desk and replaced it with another, the one seen in this picture. 10 minutes later…
Hilarious 🤣😂😂
Church in session with @khayadlanga
A fantastic weekend in Cale Town
This is probably one of the best series to come out the last 5 years. Pity it’s only been one season. So, so, so very good. Spans over several continents. The drama, action, twists. It’s a solid 9/10. It’s a slow burn initially and then it just goes and goes. ZeroZeroZero on…
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[COMING UP] A frank discussion with DA leaders about the state of our nation, their confidence ahead of the polls and the colour of their skin. Don’t miss it, tonight at 8pm on eNCA, channel #DStv403. #eNCA #DemocraticAlliance #Elections2024
I was exactly like this… until I got called out for it by the team and people were leaving the company. I started going for therapy to understand myself better and where this projection comes from. It’s been one hell of a work in progress. I’m not perfect, but I’m definitely…
This isn’t inclusion, it’s erasure. In no universe is this fair. Moms, Dads, when are you going to stand up for your daughters?
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DJ Zinhle: Pearl Thusi kept trying to be my friend, I just didn't have time for her 😭😭😭😭 What friendship is this!!!
The total population of Nigeria, Egypt, Ethiopia, and Morocco is 482 million, with a combined tax revenue for 2023/24 amounting to $74.09 billion. South Africa, with a population of 62 million, independently generated tax revenue of $115.24 billion. South Africa stands out as…
On a serious note, this is one of the reasons we rejected joining the MPC. Essentially this was a transparent cooption strategy where the rest of us would accept the DA’s “leadership”, and accept “non-compete” conditions. But it’s now complicated. Some of the same DA backers are…
[ICYMI] "Why are they coming to the Western Cape? If they get that right, it's gonna be the biggest bank heist you've ever seen." - DA leader John Steenhuisen criticises new political parties gunning for the Western Cape. #Newzroom405
There’s an entire account dedicated to covering when South Africans decide to drag you! People are legit scared of you. 😂😭
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Mike Tyson cuts an interview short after being asked about the tragic passing of his young daughter in 2009.
I'm here. This is an understatement. I've never seen such rapid decline in 5 years. My sister had no water for 3 days. My cousin is without electricity for 5 days. The roads are filthy. The price of bad politics.
Durban is absolutely fucked. Like. I cannot even describe it anymore.
This lady made 4 internet classics in 30 seconds
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@khayadlanga Love your mother's sense of humor. Praying for strength for you and your sisters during this difficult time Khaya. MHSRIP.🙏🏾
@khayadlanga One thing for sure, he raised a men of character in you…. I met you for a short moment in East London but I could see how well mannered you.. Khule ube yindoda yokwenyani and Protect your family… Condolences to the entire family…