Gugz The3rd @GuguStatu
NOOZ aunty | Language collector | Writer | Satirist | Laughter connoisseuress gugustatu.substack.com/s/nooz-everyth… Johannesburg Joined December 2009-
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I told my mom that it's okay for her to go back to her hubby, and that I'd be okay. Tonight I had to decide on what to make for dinner based on how long I can be in the kitchen for, before the earth spins too fast. Mom's coming back tomorrow. Ain't no way. I'm not a strong…
Friends I'm in search of someone who speaks the Sango language. It's spoken in DRC and CAR. Please help.
Do you remember that advert: "Freedom. Are you free, or are you dom?" Anyway. Enjoy your Saturday.
Mom and I are discussing 2024 elections. It appears that the @MYANC has finally choked on its own fattened, semen-filled, deep-fried engorged, phallic tail. At least according to the palpable anger and frustration of people of her age.
There are going to be some water availability challenges from the last quarter of the year. Let's all be aware - looking at you, Jonurg Water This is planned. For Joburg Water, it means that they must seal all those leaks with more than sellotape. We can't afford to give surfs…
There are going to be some water availability challenges from the last quarter of the year. Let's all be aware - looking at you, Jonurg Water This is planned. For Joburg Water, it means that they must seal all those leaks with more than sellotape. We can't afford to give surfs…
Good morning, gentlemen, ladies and nondescript lifeforms who can read. It's the world's favourite day of the week. No matter how annoying things are this morning, it's still Friday and you can spit in the eye of the annoyance. (Please don't spit into your colleagues' eyes. You…
You know what else has no health benefit? Seeing in colour. Yet here we are, feeling like we'd rather have that.
You know what else has no health benefit? Seeing in colour. Yet here we are, feeling like we'd rather have that.
Good morning Let's get this day. Some of you have the plague right now. I'm sorry, I hear that this flu strain is brutal. Send it to me, friends. Apparently my lungs do not die. I will handle it for you. If you're working from home, remember to nap. If you're at the office,…
Day 1 Things I do NOT miss about being in @Netcare_Limited Olivedale hospital 1. Fake air. Could taste it. 2. Jaundiced custard. Won't forgive this. EVER! 😤 3. No dogs allowed to visit. 😢 what? 4. Fuzzy brain and hallucinations. What were you people giving me? 5. Everyone…
Day 1 after discharge. Things I miss about being in @Netcare_Limited Olivedale hospital: 1. Unnecessary tea at 4am. Yes. It broke the days perfectly for me. 2. No stubbed toes due to lack of bed legs. 3. No need to switch on the light to go to the bathroom at night. It's…
The bed in this New ward room is not completely parallel to the back wall. There's a ± 10° angle here. I won't heal on time with this misalignment. Save me.
This is a photo of a girl who slept without extra oxygen assistance. She's up. It's 5am. She's gonna live this day, and the next.
A fresh read: goognooz.blogspot.com/2024/04/needle…
BREAKING NEWS | KZN police have found millions in cocaine on a ship that arrived in Richards Bay. So far, about R15-million in bricks have been recovered from the vessel, which apparently sailed from Colombia. It was carrying coal. DPCI members worked closely with…
Are they doing it some time soon? What's the ETA?
Are they doing it some time soon? What's the ETA?
Yeah, but what are you going to do about the country's looming food security crisis? A spear here and there may tob you of a bit of vote. But there are actual real matters here.
Yeah, but what are you going to do about the country's looming food security crisis? A spear here and there may tob you of a bit of vote. But there are actual real matters here.
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@Babeswitdaheat @GuguStatu Wow A word to the wise Let them with ears hear
@GuguStatu Don’t rush your recovery, you must still be in bed for a couple of days up to 10 days minimum. If mom can stay longer let her🙏🏾
@GuguStatu Take it slowly and let your mom take of you. That’s what love does, it enables us to care for our loved ones
@GuguStatu @VusiSambo I thought they removed the floor as well...🤣
@GuguStatu Anxiety is not your friend at the moment, please tell your dr about it, you need to relax to get well!
@GuguStatu Take it slowly Gugz🤗❤️
@GuguStatu Our parents are our immediate angels. Mine is a single parent and I always feel guilty when I need her help. I'm just like you. Never needed anybody and never want to burden anyone. It's hard. We need to accept that we are loved and accept the help when we need it. Kuzolunga.
@GuguStatu Good, home-made custard, done with cinnamon and a dash of Port, is deeply therapeutic.
I think I've inadvertently discovered a post-nuclear weapon. Despite standing a 1 litre bottle of #Kombucha in a bowl, in the sink, covering the top with a cloth and keeping pressure on the flip top ceramic cap, the fresh pineapple pulp I'd been using for 2nd ferment owned me. 💥
@GuguStatu Oh I know you don’t know me but I am just a nosy old lady
@GuguStatu It’s going to take a while, remember If you need help let me know, my kids are older than you and sadly my hubby passed asway 1yr ago, so I can shop for you and lie a read on your couch x
@GuguStatu Your body has been through a lot. You’re self-aware and wise to ask for the support you need. Be gentle with yourself
@GuguStatu @JackD157 and he is filthy rich because people pay him. sigh. i guess it is not my place to tell people what to do with their money, but damn. this is madness. anyway, i am happy that you are doing well, i don't see all of your posts, but am aware of your health journey. ❤️
@GuguStatu I have no words. The Universe owes you a break. Sheesh. I'm WhatsApping the Divine planning department as we tweet.
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