Carl Sobel Comedy @carl_sobel
I tell stories sprinkled with jokes. Michigan, USA Joined September 2013-
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Just looking at this makes me want to pitch a business idea to all my friends.
Just looking at this makes me want to pitch a business idea to all my friends.
Well, at least Aaron Hernandez finally has someone to play catch with in hell.
He who is without sin can cast the first chair.
He who is without sin can cast the first chair.
The correct way to be rich is the Quentin Tarantino way: Rescuing movie theaters, collecting vintage cereal boxes, directing an episode of ER for fun, sometimes doing nothing for 6 years, no interest in politics or colonizing Mars. A life devoted to VHS tapes and feet. Beautiful.
Tim Robinson is the funniest man alive.
An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it… GIFs Only…. Go
An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it… GIFs Only…. Go https://t.co/ABJH4t0Taw
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Jesus: One of you will betray me Judas:
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Wrote a joke about how many steps I get in a day. I call it my fit bit.
What can I say, I’m just a boy addicted to glue, trying to date a horse girl.
Based off that video, a hole in a condom is way more worrisome than a hole in a plane
me at karaoke:
It's wild to see millennials show love to Jim Carrey for behaving like a typical tiktok clout chaser
It's wild to see millennials show love to Jim Carrey for behaving like a typical tiktok clout chaser
You can tell how depressed someone is by how far they’ll travel by themselves.
People remembering a former comedian's HACK past as if it was respectable comedy should be deemed "The Mandel Effect"
People that say climbing gyms count as rock climbing also think audio books count as reading.
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"You don't need 100% of the shots you take" - Aaron Rodgers
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Yea ur right this is very cool and funny and no one should disagree
@CrackAmicoRAP Crack, I like you, but this post makes you sound like a whiney bitch. You literally make songs about comedians, catchy as they may be, they’re also cringey and gay. You make songs about grown men.
This is real. Real photo, real magazine and a real quote from the "rabble rouser" himself. No comedians will make fun of this. They will continue to kiss his gay little ass... It's time that little ass gets fucked 06/2024 🪦
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I just had a nonverbal (completely silent) altercation with an employee at the Maple leaf lounge because she refused to give me sausages which were available at 10:59 but no longer available at 11 AM. I understand that Canadians like to follow the rules. But I know those…
Goldie Hawn takes a photo of Kurt Russell in front of a Kate Hudson poster.
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The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn.
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