Carissa N. Garrard @carissang
Working for big tech from a small town. #MicrosoftLife Left Seattle to help #RebuildParadise & raise my kids in nature. Thoughts/opinions my own. Paradise, CA Joined March 2009-
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Here we go again!!! As @PaHouseDems fight to ensure you have a VOICE in Harrisburg & protect women's lives + their reproductive rights, the majority party is once again SILENCING US!!! And when they silence us, they’re silencing you & MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ACROSS PENNSYLVANIA!!!
This is a must read.
On day 5 of covid and pregnant. Head cold feeling is gone & energy is back but now have a harsh dry cough. Every day feels like a game of am I coming out of it or am I getting worse? 3yo bounced out of it in a day, husband is on day 2. Avoided it for 2yrs & it finally got us.
Here are some people you should listen to. Not talk at, because they’ve got enough on their plates. Listen to: @AngryBlackLady @Hegemommy @MsKellyMHayes @MoiraDonegan
In an attempt to purchase life insurance for my unborn child in protest of #RoeVsWade ruling, I'm told "Life insurance, by its very nature, cannot be purchased for a life that does not yet exist."
I am carrying a daughter due in September. How can I raise her in this terrible country? My new 5 year plan is for my family to be living in another country.
“Guns > Women”— @Scotus June, 2022.
party that loses a recall should have to reimburse the state
Mexico’s Supreme Court just decriminalized abortion unanimously. Mexico is about 82 percent Catholic.
How many parents flooding school board meetings to protest masks do you think flooded school board meetings to protest school shootings? My guess is zero.
BREAKING: FDA has just extended their authorization for the Pfizer-BioNTech #covid19 vaccine to include 12-15 year olds. This is a really important step. So many adolescents are eager to be vaccinated to return to pre-pandemic life. washingtonpost.com/health/2021/05…
they forgot to tell u in school that work is basically one really long group project
I'm obsessed with smoothies but hate making them. A week of @EviveNutrition and I'm hooked. No blender mess to clean up, super tasty, and fully biodegradable/recyclable packaging. I feel so spoiled in the mornings now. evivenutrition.com/pages/usacreat…
Husband and I are fully vaccinated and so relieved! Now if only my two-year-old could have the same protection. We miss playgrounds and I want to get him into pre-school. The poor kid needs friends!
Best text I've gotten in a long time. #COVIDVaccination
Me. Daily.
That middle part tho
That middle part tho
I am sitting on a call listening to two people discuss whether we need an additional weekly meeting for this project. It's been a 20 min conversation. #remotework
I think ppl mistake “eat the rich” with “eat anyone who has disposable income” lol Idc if someone hires a personal chef or someone to clean. I do care if someone owns a massive corporation, underpays employees, doesnt pay taxes, bribes politicians, etc etc
Manager life is sometimes People: We'd like to be brought into the work earlier People brought in earlier: We'd like you to have more answers sooner
Mike Barbre @MikeBarbre
3K Followers 3K Following Student of #socialmedia and content marketing, Seahawks acolyte, #travel, reading junkie, movie addict, coffee fiend, & overall excellent driver.
Tracy Taylor Turner @TracyTTraffic
39K Followers 33K Following 6x Emmy nominated, Edward R. Murrow 🏆Winner, Former 📺/📻 Traffic. Wife, Dog Mom & Auburn City Councilmember!
Cal McAllister @cal_mcallister
4K Followers 4K Following Founder of The Paper Crane Factory and Chemo Kitchen. Former CEO and founder of Wexley School for Girls. Proud Detroit native, THE OSU alum, Seattle resident.
aviel 🚜 @aviel
7K Followers 2K Following General Partner at @founderscoop investing in tech startups in the PNW. Farmer 🚜 🚜 and converted sprinter van roamer.
Aaron Blank @AaronBlank
7K Followers 6K Following PSBJ & @PRWeek ‘40 under 40’ • Dad of 3 • @FeareyAgency CEO • Hockey, football, real estate, Ethiopia, pescatarian • @QuinnipiacU alumn #PublicRelations
Brian M. Westbrook @BrianWestbrook
11K Followers 11K Following Emmy®-winning listener, broadcast TV/Radio Tech Reporter:@KXLNews @LarsLarsonShow @NewDayNW | Owner/GM:@ClosetBar | Tech:@OutMM @GayDaysAnaheim @AtlantisEvents
Terri Ann Johnson @Ann_TerriAnn
2K Followers 3K Following Seattleite by way of Minnesota with a love of wine, food, cocktails & social media. Former professional meat-punner.
Chris Egan King-5 TV @ChrisEgan5
39K Followers 16K Following Emmy-Murrow Award winning KING TV Sports Reporter-Anchor/Covers Seahawks,Sounders, Mariners,Storm,Kraken, Huskies,Cougars, Preps, Olympics, 🎾 n #pickleball
aileen™ @aileen206
2K Followers 1K Following adventure/sports/portrait photographer | sports fanatic | Insta: @photosbyaileen | mastodon: @[email protected]
Carissa Cosgrove 🏳.. @MsCGrove
690 Followers 2K Following
Steteigh @Steteigh132079
83 Followers 1K Following
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130 Followers 1K Following Designers of Handcrafted Beaded Jewelry
rocketfuelsocial @rocketfuelsm
380 Followers 2K Following Complete social media management for small business. 🚀 #socialmedia #smallbusiness #smb #solopreneur New from @escapeplanmkg
zack.Muller @zackMul79577016
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170K Followers 69K Following Art to Hold Your Interest. https://t.co/PiK9A2S7yo
Arto Villa @artovilla
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Virginia Brooke @VirginiaBrooke2
7 Followers 25 Following
Md Ismael Hossain Shu.. @Shuvo_khan62
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Roger Brown @hbrog
454 Followers 5K Following KOREAN COMBAT WAR VET,WAS MARRIED 62 YEARS, WIDOWED NOW ALMOST 2 YEARS,NO KIDS, AND A LITTLE LONELY, THINKS HE MAKES GREAT JEWELRY
Magic Whitney PetPro @BecauseUAreHere
649 Followers 856 Following Failure to plan on your part doesn't necessitate an emergency on mine. / People can change anything they want to, & that means everything in the 🌎. J. Strummer
🐳 Terris Bueller's.. @Terris_Bueller
2K Followers 5K Following Canadian borne, baseball fan, micro-brew enthusiast, dog dad; ex-U.S. Navy engineer, UW teacher, tech & wine writer. Toronto, Philly, Seattle. 45=💩
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Ken Ankrom @K_Ankrom
132 Followers 658 Following Marketing manager at Microsoft - PNW sports fan (Seahawks, Mariners, Trail Blazers, Huskies)
Zaid Yemen @yemen_yemenz
234 Followers 743 Following
mahamat khadir @mahamatkhadir1
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Rob @rvale122
96 Followers 4K Following
jilos @jilos19
1 Followers 14 Following
The Treehouse Club @Club_Treehouse
118 Followers 427 Following Multi award winning Forestry Nursery and Out of School Club, offering forestry, eco-friendly child care across Essex #Brentwood #Billericay #Wickford #Maldon
Njemmeh @Njemmeh2
138 Followers 517 Following
Emdadur Rahman Rahat @EmdadurRahmanR1
138 Followers 1K Following I am a professional #DigitalMarketer #FacebookMarketer #SocialMediaMarketer. I can do my best to help you #improve your #business
Sam @hopseattle
636 Followers 2K Following Program management in tech. Mother. Globetrotter. Dog lover. 🏔🍷🚣♀️🌏✈️
Michael Roy @MichaelRRoy
7K Followers 5K Following Social Care Manager for the fearless @Alaskaair Social Care Team | Father of 5 | Veteran @USArmy | Husband to @Micki4800 | Opinions are mine | #AvGeek at ❤️
Elise Oras @solestraveling
2K Followers 2K Following Currently enjoying #RVLife. Homeish: Raleigh by way of Detroit/Seattle. Love window seats, spicy food, bubbly drinks. She/her. YT/IG/FB: @solestraveling
Jahangir @Jahangi98987192
0 Followers 27 Following Hi, I am Jahangir Alam. I am a expert web designer . I have better experience about Wordpress
@TCFSH_ @TCFSH_
914 Followers 3K Following We provide comprehensive support to adult and child victims of family violence, and promote community awareness through prevention education.
Emily Thousand @emilythousand
2K Followers 963 Following Freelance Digital Marketing + Social Media Manager | Love exploring my connection to earth + others through #herbalism 🌿 #astrology ✨ #yoga 🧘🏻♀️ | RYT 200
Sreenesh L Prabhu @SreeneshL
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focused distraction @mrandrei1
13 Followers 67 Following It's not a well known fact, but Deadpool's brain-to-mouth filter was based on my own...
David @David2Escalante
192 Followers 575 Following A Dad😊 IT nerd💻⌨️;🦂 Technician💻 @bell-carter Help Desk
Clara 🌹 @cffc_tweet
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Simply Amanda, Amanda.. @AmandaStandish2
2K Followers 5K Following Author, veteran and retired electrical engineer, cancer survivor. I believe in human kindness BLM,ALM, Resist, Vote blue!No DMs!
WEEKDAYS South Whidbe.. @JoinWeekdays
904 Followers 545 Following Tiny learning programs led by parents = big impact. We're a tech co rethinking early childhood edu for 1-6 yr olds. Female founded & intentionally diverse.
Drew Milam @DrewMcM
973 Followers 1K Following Social Media Director at @Smartsheet. 🌍 Traveler. Golfer. #Seattle Native. Part-time #paleo. Beer & Bourbon drinker. #GoSounders, #COYS. Tweets sarcasm.
Justin L Parks @JustinLParks1
45 Followers 91 Following A master man is one who fee's others out he's talent🙌🙌🙌
Erica Toelle @EricaToelle
13K Followers 7K Following Microsoft Data Lifecycle + Records Management + Archive • Here to help • Author • #MicrosoftPurview #SharePoint • She/Her • Tweets=Own
Bianca Richman @BiancaAbate
505 Followers 1K Following Latina “Connector” on a mission to make the world a better place. I also love kiteboarding, snowboarding, & mindfulness.
Online Shopping📱 @OnlineS38142317
7 Followers 49 Following online shopping | Clothing and Accessories | Gadgets |Books |Home Appliances| #We suggest the Best
E. Cookies. Running. @ell581
447 Followers 1K Following Opting outside, coffee, serving the South Sound. Tweets are my own. #westisbest #vote #civics
Mike Barbre @MikeBarbre
3K Followers 3K Following Student of #socialmedia and content marketing, Seahawks acolyte, #travel, reading junkie, movie addict, coffee fiend, & overall excellent driver.
David Hoang @davidhoang
51K Followers 2K Following
aviel 🚜 @aviel
7K Followers 2K Following General Partner at @founderscoop investing in tech startups in the PNW. Farmer 🚜 🚜 and converted sprinter van roamer.
Aaron Blank @AaronBlank
7K Followers 6K Following PSBJ & @PRWeek ‘40 under 40’ • Dad of 3 • @FeareyAgency CEO • Hockey, football, real estate, Ethiopia, pescatarian • @QuinnipiacU alumn #PublicRelations
Brian M. Westbrook @BrianWestbrook
11K Followers 11K Following Emmy®-winning listener, broadcast TV/Radio Tech Reporter:@KXLNews @LarsLarsonShow @NewDayNW | Owner/GM:@ClosetBar | Tech:@OutMM @GayDaysAnaheim @AtlantisEvents
Terri Ann Johnson @Ann_TerriAnn
2K Followers 3K Following Seattleite by way of Minnesota with a love of wine, food, cocktails & social media. Former professional meat-punner.
aileen™ @aileen206
2K Followers 1K Following adventure/sports/portrait photographer | sports fanatic | Insta: @photosbyaileen | mastodon: @[email protected]
Rep. Joanna McClinton @RepMcClinton
104K Followers 2K Following I am GRATEFUL & HONORED to be the 1st WOMAN to serve my neighbors as the Democratic Speaker of the #PaHouse Legislative Account managed by staff
Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan
78K Followers 3K Following Opinion columnist covering gender and politics @guardianUS. Writer in residence @clayman_inst. Real piece of work.
Puff the Magic Hater @MsKellyMHayes
70K Followers 4K Following Organizer | Co-author of Let This Radicalize You | Hosts Movement Memos podcast | Newsletter: https://t.co/reEPh5xqgd | More: https://t.co/mS8uBZRaHR
Jessica Mason Pieklo @Hegemommy
72K Followers 14K Following Executive Editor, SVP @RewireNewsGroup. Co-host of Boom! Lawyered podcast. SCOTUS nerd. I also write books. She/her [email protected]
Imani Gandy (Orca’s.. @AngryBlackLady
265K Followers 2K Following Three dogs. Two kitchens. Zero chill. | Lawyer. | Journalist. | co-host #BoomLawyered | “Queen of fucking Twitter or something.” | The Real Racist™ | 🏳️🌈
The Virtual Abbey @Virtual_Abbey
7K Followers 126 Following We believe spiritual life transcends boundaries of time and place. Our online community prays the Daily Office via Twitter. #PBWY (Peace be with you).
Eddie Izzard @eddieizzard
4.2M Followers 584 Following Performing William Shakespeare's Hamlet New York (Jan - Apr), Chicago (Apr - May) & London (May - Jun) 2024 Tickets at: https://t.co/U6EPmbmysu
Catch @CatchBenefits
7K Followers 361 Following Your safety net, made simple. Health, dental and vision for independent workers. https://t.co/iTLfw09XN9
Ashley C. Ford @iSmashFizzle
233K Followers 2K Following Author. Pod host. I lurk and linger. Email [email protected] for work related inquiries ✌🏾
Jon Stewart @jonstewart
1.7M Followers 2 Following
Audius 🎧 @audius
139K Followers 1K Following ARTISTS DESERVE MORE. Take control. Sell your music, your way 💸 🎵
Rally @rally_io
41K Followers 476 Following The go-to platform for Creators & Communities to build independent, digital economies with social tokens & NFTs ✦ $RLY @RLYNetworkAssoc
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
The White House @WhiteHouse
8.8M Followers 6 Following Welcome to the Biden-Harris White House! Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/UbZQo0sWVf
Douglas Emhoff @SecondGentleman
1.7M Followers 6 Following Second Gentleman of the United States. Devoted dad. Proud husband to @VP Kamala Harris.
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
Jill Biden @FLOTUS
4.4M Followers 5 Following First Lady of the United States Jill Biden. Community college educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Wife of @POTUS.
Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden
3.6M Followers 26 Following Lifelong educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Sister. Wife to @JoeBiden.
Luvvie @Luvvie
250K Followers 2K Following NYT bestselling author (4x) 📚 Speaker 🗣 and ✍🏾 Book Coach at The Book Academy. Learn how to write books - https://t.co/0ywJUgwscD.
Marc E. Elias @marceelias
828K Followers 199 Following Founder @DemocracyDocket. Chair @EliasLawGroup. My dog's name is Bode.
Elizabeth Warren @ewarren
5.8M Followers 560 Following U.S. Senator, former teacher. Wife, mom (Amelia, Alex, Bailey, @CFPB), grandmother, and Okie. She/her. Official campaign account.
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy
365K Followers 8K Following Verified nobody. My tribe is tribeless. Find another hero.
CAL FIRE/Butte County.. @CALFIRE_ButteCo
46K Followers 187 Following Providing all-hazard emergency response. Consolidated fire protection for Butte County, the cities of Oroville, Biggs, Gridley, and the Town of Paradise.
Butte County, CA @CountyofButte
17K Followers 149 Following Official Twitter account for Butte County, CA.
Butte County Sheriff @ButteSheriff
29K Followers 217 Following Official Butte County Sheriff's Office page. This is a non-emergency communications tool. If you have an emergency, please dial 9-1-1.
Study Hall @studyhallxyz
26K Followers 323 Following Opportunity, Knowledge, and Community for freelancers and media workers. -See more resources @ https://t.co/5jF3b6W9WN [email protected]
Dr. Allison Gill @allisongill
96K Followers 872 Following Veteran. Host of the @muellershewrote pod and @dailybeanspod. https://t.co/WXFHkANuFI Webby. She/Her. BLM
Dani Donovan 🎨 ADH.. @danidonovan
138K Followers 2K Following 🎨 ADHD artist + TikTok creator 🧠 #NeurodiverseSquad 📚 Author of “The Anti-Planner: How to Get Sh*t Done When You Don’t Feel Like It” ✨https://t.co/CGtUcMRepp✨
Nope. @JoyAnnReid
2.0M Followers 7K Following Definitely not sucker enough to pay for a meaningless blue check but one was added anyway, without my permission, by this app’s thirsty owner.
MySolisWifi @MySolisWifi
52K Followers 53K Following Our personal wifi hotspot keeps you connected around the world with fast,secure,cost-efficient mobile data. #MySolisWifi
Brooks Running 💙 @brooksrunning
225K Followers 2K Following Everything we do is designed to take you to the place that makes you feel more alive. #LetsRunThere
Fitbit Support @FitbitSupport
236K Followers 85 Following Support for @fitbit devices in English, Deutsch, Español, Français, Italiano, Svenska, Nederlands, 日本語, and 한국어. Visit https://t.co/mVj5938zSE for more.
WEEKDAYS South Whidbe.. @JoinWeekdays
904 Followers 545 Following Tiny learning programs led by parents = big impact. We're a tech co rethinking early childhood edu for 1-6 yr olds. Female founded & intentionally diverse.
Cori George @heyletsmakestuf
5K Followers 4K Following Super crafty twin mom. Blogger, YouTuber, craft book author. Always building a bigger table. 1w2 (1w9?). @heyletsmakestuff everywhere else. She/her.
Eric Garland @ericgarland
297K Followers 2K Following Harmless bassist with occasional geopolitical opinions
PBS KIDS @PBSKIDS
614K Followers 70 Following PBS KIDS is committed to making a positive impact on the lives of children through curriculum-based media.
Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior
564K Followers 2K Following Non-fiction horror writer. PhD. Author of bestsellers HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, THE VIEW FROM FLYOVER COUNTRY, THEY KNEW. Forthcoming: THE LAST AMERICAN ROAD TRIP.
Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote
752K Followers 15K Following Subscribe to my Substack: https://t.co/obwMdjaJnQ AND THREADS: https://t.co/hDci375oDX
Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow
726K Followers 3K Following EMMY and GRAMMY Nominated Comedian, Actor, Singer, NYT Best Selling Author. Calm down, everything here is PARODY! TOUR tix link below! [email protected]
Jon Lovett @jonlovett
792K Followers 2K Following @crookedmedia co-founder, podcast host, former presidential speechwriter. Mostly water.
Puget Sound Express @psxpress
1K Followers 114 Following See whales in the wild! Family-run, whale watching tours from Seattle/Edmonds, Port Townsend, & Port Angeles. Half & full day tours. Whales Guaranteed!BREAKING: Kia to allow drivers to add Tesla logo on their sedans for $7.99 per month
Abortion is legal in California. It will remain that way. I just signed a bill that makes our state a safe haven for women across the nation. We will not cooperate with any states that attempt to prosecute women or doctors for receiving or providing reproductive care.
if I don’t have the right to control my own body why the hell am I paying taxes
@POTUS Put it on the ballot for the people to choose. It’s a right being taken away therefore we should have a choice to vote on it. #mybodymychoice
Expanding the Court and ending the filibuster in order to counter the extremism of this illegitimate SCOTUS would not be radical--failing to do so would be. Failing to do so brings us directly to the end of American democracy. #ExpandTheCourt #EndTheFilibuster
Kavanaugh, Thomas Champion Creating Better Future For Next Generation Of Rapists bit.ly/3xYNMhk
EMAILS SHOW JUSTICE THOMAS' WIFE CONSPIRED WITH WHITE HOUSE IN PLOT TO OVERTHROW U.S. GOVERNMENT washingtonpost.com/national-secur…
I’m keeping my campaign commitment. We’re not going to raise taxes one penny on anyone making under $400,000 per year. What we are going to do is have the wealthiest Americans and the biggest corporations finally pay their fair share.
A little girl just came up to the ice cream truck and asked if she could buy ice cream with a blue rock she found. I am now one blue rock richer.
Norm was in a comedy genre of his own. No one like him on this planet. Please do yourself a favor and watch his stuff. He was one of a kind of all time
Norm MacDonald was a true GOAT. As a comic, as a talk show guest. A true original. He tweeted this to me as my dad was dying from cancer in 2014, “I’m just an idiot, Laurie but I found when I embraced the pain as tightly as I could it became love. I pray for you.” RIP Norm. 🇨🇦
No one could make you break like Norm Macdonald. Hilarious and unique. Fuck cancer.
New Rule: if you force a recall and lose, you should have to reimburse the taxpayers for the cost.
$250 million for a vote that was called in 30 mins. Solid.
Look, I don’t want to punish anyone’s success, but the wealthy have been getting a free ride at the expense of the middle class for too long. I intend to pass one of the biggest middle class tax cuts ever — paid for by making those at the top pay their fair share.
If I were a voter in California, I wouldn't be celebrating. I'd be angry over tonight. I'd be asking @CAGOP what the taxpayers got in return for the $276 million wasted on this ridiculous recall campaign. Utterly embarrassing.
The pandemic of the unvaccinated is a tragedy that is preventable. People are dying and will die from COVID-19 who don't have to. If you haven't gotten vaccinated, do it now. It could save your life and the lives of those you love.
How are the two toilet hags behind him managing to give off, “peaked in high school” energy when they’ve clearly never peaked?
Murfreesboro, Tennessee: The two women behind this young man — laughing at him erring on the side of caution makes me super sad…
Blues Clues Steve is proud of me and says i still look good so you can't tell me SHIT for the rest of the week
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