willy 🌜💧 @willystaley
Welcome to my WordPress blog! I’m 38 and live in NYC. This is where I post my trivial musings, jokes and links. Comments section is open — but play nice! :^) Joined December 2008-
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Getting fired up for more Jost by watching this
Getting fired up for more Jost by watching this
Whenever I have seasonal allergies now, I think of the widespread belief on here (ca. 2020) that pollen is the byproduct of a capitalist plot to prevent city dwellers from living entirely on dogwood and myrtle fruit, by planting only male trees, thus forcing us into wage labor.
They should have a short-game practice area in Prospect Park. Maybe move the Quaker cemetery up the Island somewhere, and drop it in there.
Really hard to overstate how big a deal this was
Really hard to overstate how big a deal this was
Some of you never posted a 93 then grabbed lunch with the boys on a nice day. Sad for you
Some of you never posted a 93 then grabbed lunch with the boys on a nice day. Sad for you
Really neither here nor there, but I do feel like college graduation ceremonies are happening way too early in the year.
Please, call me Michael Penix, Jr. Michael Penix is my father’s name.
Whales are lowkey hella big.
Whales are lowkey hella big.
This is what guys who listen to music on the golf course listen to. Will never understand it. (NB: The Monkees appear a few times.)
This is what guys who listen to music on the golf course listen to. Will never understand it. (NB: The Monkees appear a few times.)
Know the rules.
People say Las Vegas shouldn’t exist. They say LA sucks, and is built for cars.
People say Las Vegas shouldn’t exist. They say LA sucks, and is built for cars.
Mayor Adams, if you set up the Judge Dredd-style dogshit enforcement squad, there’s no reason you couldn’t expand its remit, on a case-by-case basis, to dole out Justice to the enemies of city life swiftly and humanely.
Mayor Adams, if you set up the Judge Dredd-style dogshit enforcement squad, there’s no reason you couldn’t expand its remit, on a case-by-case basis, to dole out Justice to the enemies of city life swiftly and humanely.
One more thing that must be added to reservation discourse: In Brooklyn, it used to be impossible to get a reservation for a party of fewer than six. You walked in, and there was no secondary market for, e.g., St. Anselm tables. You just put your name in and went to the bar.
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me: how about this one? neutral players. they can score for either team and you have to win them over. lebron james: (early stages of stockholm syndrome) that's good, that's a good one. i actually suggested that one time
@willystaley Jost! Jost! JOST! JOST!!! JOOOOST!!!! JOOOOOSSSSTTT!
back up a little bit there champ
You should only shoot a dog if it’s attacking someone or cheating at cards.
@elenasb_ @willystaley That popularity of that account and the one where the guy posts sloppy oil paintings of his grilled cheese or what have you leave me feeling more alienated on here than any AI post
Against my will I am compelled by the new StreetEasy Renaissance painting ad campaign. It makes me feel afraid (not of renting, which I already was, but of images).
As time goes on, it's the micro-conspiracy theories of the pandemic that I think are the most bizarre in retrospect. There were some highly serious posters on here floating the idea that the government was planting fireworks on city blocks. It was getting so weird, man.
Whenever I have seasonal allergies now, I think of the widespread belief on here (ca. 2020) that pollen is the byproduct of a capitalist plot to prevent city dwellers from living entirely on dogwood and myrtle fruit, by planting only male trees, thus forcing us into wage labor.
@willystaley As rage against the machine said, some of those that plant male trees are the same that distribute fireworks
@willystaley forget dogs v kids, the new discourse needs to be about replacing the bridle path with a pitch and putt
@willystaley A place for all New Yorkers to flight some wedges and work on their bunker games.
(Annoying twitter music kid who posts 1000 times a day, 2031) Lol imagine not being able to admit Imagine Dragons were one of the most “immaculate” (or some shit) pop bands of all time because you’re a bitter millennial/zoomerailure
there is a company in brooklyn that sells their premade breakfast tacos (at coffee shops, the farmers market etc) and they are so sad, somehow always very wet and also most importantly not very good. i have to believe we can do better than this
Cause I don’t like traveling like a tourist
@TheStalwart Love you Joe but why the hell you in McDonalds in Antigua
So happy to be living back in California, All my opps scared of these gas prices
Some of you never posted a 93 then grabbed lunch with the boys on a nice day. Sad for you
You want a nigga that won trapper of the year 4x in a row, you gotta deal with all of it
Why was Jeezy walking around the house with an AK on a regular basis and leaving ammo around the home. He need to stay single if his mental health is in shambles.
no way there’s edgars in the animal kingdom
Gloster canaries were bred from other canaries in the early 1920s to have a flat, bowl-cut appearance to the feathers on the top of their heads. [📹 shahparpet]
I love how white people scream "I'm a professor," like that's supposed to make them immune to police brutality
Saw a guy slowly walking a bike that his gf was seated on in sort of a regal pose, both of them affectionate in body language but not speaking to or looking at each other. Very compelling to witness
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