Ashley Geary @armaguire88
Joined December 2011-
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Probability tells you that a toddler has a 50-50 chance of putting their shoes on the correct feet. Parenting tells you otherwise.
Over the last two decades, more school-age children have died from guns than on-duty police officers and active duty military combined. Think about that. For God’s sake how much more carnage are we willing to accept?
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Nick @nickmartino3
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Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal
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Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy
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I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids
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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad
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kidversations @kidversations_
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President Biden @POTUS
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Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek
448K Followers 202 Following Emmy® Award-winning comedy. Follow us on Tweeters. Stream all episodes on @cbcgem.
LilJamesTucker @liljamestucker
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James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer
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Ian Patrick @IanPatrickk
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Kristen Paoletti @KristenPaoletti
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Virginia Cagney @MeetVirNinja
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Rachael Conway @RaeLeigh926
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
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JIMMY ROLLINS @JimmyRollins11
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Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres
74.3M Followers 25K Following Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
Imagine dating, falling in love, getting married, having kids, and only then realizing that the person you chose is literally incapable of whispering
Should I start documenting every time someone tells me I’m tall?
Me: Complains about being fat Also me: MacDonald make me happy
cameo.com/v/yqtyL8W0R My coworkers got ABBY LEE MILLER to give me a shoutout for my birthday and I am SCREAMING
Can someone just let Jonathan Groff know that I’m single? And like I’m waiting. No pressure but just putting it out there.
Just high fived Jason Kelce at #readingterminalmarket. Life complete.
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