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She told me shitting on your dick when you pull out is called ‘the dirt bike’ but I’m unsure
Squirt on my face so I know the lust is real
[Jeopardy] A: Seyonće Q: How does Beyoncé communicate with the dead
remember when ‘Slip’ ‘Slop’ Slap’ was for sun care and not foreplay..
Look I’m not saying a dm of your nudes would help calm my anxiety, but you never know. 🤷♂️
What’s stopping women from ruling the world
If you haven’t asked your partner if they want to be buried or cremated, are you even in a relationship
@LuluTries2Adult **checks dm* not me dammit
I hate when you post a sincere or positive themed tweet and women reply with nudes. Absolutely hate it so if you are thinking of doing that then don’t
I’m so old that I used to spit in your mouth but via my dick
New dating app idea? A premium version of a sex predator app where you get to match your kink.
💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt
50K Followers 10K Following ❤️ IG: Firecrackerkatt ❤️🐰❤️I do gods work on X ❤️ if you take this shit seriously you’re an idiot ❤️
HedyHuggins @lJS07D43oVcseVW
56 Followers 987 Following
Olivia Wilde. @olivi24906
653 Followers 7K Following
Eyreronic @Eyreronic
0 Followers 7 Following and isn’t it eyreonic, dontcha think? it’s like rain on your wedding day…meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his locked away wife….nsfw
Forward March @RunOldMan
39K Followers 15K Following Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua NO MAGA https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…
Awayfromdivine @sweatheartmoony
18K Followers 18K Following wordplay afficionado who considers sarcasm to be the most subtle form of human expression https://t.co/JqVZh7bbuq
Jason Hilton @julesrobbie1
421 Followers 241 Following How much I think could once be gone. so far I’ve come along. travelling in circles by the sea. for you dearMarjorie
Cycloptomese @Cycloptomese
5K Followers 2K Following goddammit It ain't much but it's honest penetration. Secretly Keanu
Sharla Sauerwein @SauerweinS85643
71 Followers 4K Following
Amanda @auntmandypants
61 Followers 404 Following
Smut Terry🇨🇦 @SmutTerry
9K Followers 8K Following Writer. Former (and possibly future) podcast producer. International man of mystery. Made you look.
Bite Me Daddy @JJj86934300
37 Followers 108 Following Spank my ass and feed me tacos. Is that too much to ask? Bi, poly, submissive kinky gal looking for her Dom
MELapalooza 🐈⚽�... @MELisCrazyInAZ
32K Followers 16K Following MY ONE AND ONLY PROFILE $MelisCrazyInAz https://t.co/rjxWV6PjFA 🤪Teetering on the edge of insanity 🤣98.2% of my tweets are jokes. Respond accordingly
Karen From Finance @BoredomDidIt
32K Followers 4K Following It’s Karen. From Finance. https://t.co/FgWGquwDqd
Leilani @leilani26carter
173 Followers 3K Following
Carol @carol_funderbur
205 Followers 3K Following
Jennifer @jennifer73smith
175 Followers 3K Following
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2 Followers 55 Following
The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian
229K Followers 75K Following Instagram: @theculturedruffian Donut Dad Bod. Tweets are mine, videos aren't. https://t.co/hvJ5WZMGRd
Linda @Linda77952552
56 Followers 268 Following I'm here for a long time of love 😍I don't need any money from anybody, I have my money real please I beg I don't need fake profile
Haynes Jeff @HaynesJeff6
20 Followers 102 Following I'm new here looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with
Ann Marie Oxley @Annmarieoxley_0
39 Followers 267 Following Remember there’s no problem that cannot be solved or resolved 🌈⭐️💫
Jude D @heyitsJudeD
63K Followers 3K Following Am I real? Do I exist? I was lost but now am found... NSFW DM me if you dare! This is a boob Stan account!
philosophy of mind�... @nakedlaughing
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You know @Tmoney68
21K Followers 4K Following You know that guy your mother warned you about? Yeah, that's not me. I'm actually pretty great.
ADHDean @ADHDeanASL
20K Followers 4K Following BLACK LIVES MATTER. Husband, dad, friend. Ally. ASL Interpreter. Doofus. Midvale School for the Gifted alum. Mastodon: [email protected]
Jason Horton @Jason_Horton
12K Followers 2K Following Comedian. Author. Comedy Central, TruTV, History Channel. @ghosttownpod Signs of LA book out now.
Jay @DirtMcTurd
19K Followers 3K Following
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 9K Following omnipresent in absentia perchance frittering my time away on... here. .•| sui juris |•.
Grian Egan @GrianEgan
29K Followers 6K Following ✨I have my madness, I live in another dimension and I do not have time for things that have no soul. ~Bukowski
Mrs. Dick Helicopter ... @Hormonella
35K Followers 14K Following My body is not my temple. It's more like my bar and grill.
ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz
17K Followers 5K Following Winging this life. Check back for no helpful tips whatsoever. https://t.co/8mX27QK6yN
CynicalTherapist @CynicalTherapi1
13K Followers 7K Following LMFT-LADAC Addictions Expert, Not your therapist, both traumatized and trauma informed. Sometimes a writer https://t.co/Y7o1NsmtJh Bad words ftw. 🏳️🌈
Uptown Schmuck @SchmuckOnAHorse
8K Followers 5K Following Mild-mannered CPA by day, miserable curmudgeon by night. Followed by @mrsdash. https://t.co/FLKTeHseS3 on the other thing that I don't really use.
Erin 🧠🥎🚴🏋... @Erin1137
9K Followers 4K Following I just love hockey/softball/baseball/football working out metal and coffee #LGRW - expat michigan girl https://t.co/1rhJOjQJ15
Clara @brandonlopez345
54 Followers 379 Following Independent women I opened a women's beauty salon My hobby is to travel and play golf
Kathleen @sweatsntopknots
110K Followers 25K Following Just a girl trying to spread smiles one person at a time. #avfc #ferrarif1 #seahawks #texashockey Hey You: https://t.co/GITHaoyw7W
💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt
50K Followers 10K Following ❤️ IG: Firecrackerkatt ❤️🐰❤️I do gods work on X ❤️ if you take this shit seriously you’re an idiot ❤️
GreenEyedGirl @MyGrayBubble
911 Followers 743 Following ❤️ If you don't like me, there's something wrong with you.. Every day is leg day... I 💜Nirvana...
Adam @adampmorgan
640 Followers 660 Following Co-Founder / CEO Elevate Digital, dad of 2, investor, gym rat, MMA, travel fanatic, Nole :).
Jason Hilton @julesrobbie1
421 Followers 241 Following How much I think could once be gone. so far I’ve come along. travelling in circles by the sea. for you dearMarjorie
Mr Doot Doot @SirDingusMingus
34 Followers 485 Following The most hygienic of the Wizards at Hogwarts Alt for a 30yr old Aussie guy with the personality of a Raccoon
Claire Behind The Hai... @urmumsausername
44K Followers 5K Following PayPal ➡️ https://t.co/xkCZJek5Vo tweets➡️ https://t.co/gurgQ4zbz9
Suugah Boogah @N_Doemostmuted
10K Followers 4K Following Laugh, joke and talk my shit...You can argue with yourself.....#RaiderNation #Lakeshow #Dodgers
Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK
10K Followers 5K Following This is a page of silly and fun, enjoy fav tweets - https://t.co/ZTBRD9FUz8
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut... @_indica_sky
56K Followers 2K Following • half girl • half prophecy • raised in captivity •
Sweaty Paloma 🇺�... @talldarkthirsty
7K Followers 1K Following Wine consuming, provider of mediocre content. May be a robot. You don’t know
Awayfromdivine @sweatheartmoony
18K Followers 18K Following wordplay afficionado who considers sarcasm to be the most subtle form of human expression https://t.co/JqVZh7bbuq
That bitch with the b... @tashaneedshelp
4K Followers 1K Following Im not sure if I’m living the dream, or if it’s some sick twisted nightmare. https://t.co/JBrys261On
Maximum Effort @MaximumEffort11
3K Followers 1K Following Fun sucker. Not a personal trainer. Popeye calfs. I just say things. Was funny once back in 2021.
Humphrey U Bogart @OfficialUBogart
4K Followers 2K Following If you don't hit this blunt you'll regret it.. Maybe not today.. Maybe not tomorrow.. But soon & for the rest of your life *PARODY*
Forward March @RunOldMan
39K Followers 15K Following Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua NO MAGA https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…
Bree(zy) Bop @breeinthestee
15K Followers 5K Following Polyamory positive, safe slut positive, occasionally NSFW, owner of the 2024 Preakness Stakes winner. https://t.co/D2PzdoG2LJ
Jeffrey @ByrdMan0914
11K Followers 10K Following Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? ~ The Byrd is the Wyrd ~ Header/avi courtesy of @RiotGrlErin ~ #SFB16
♡ Eve ♡ @evecullen610
34K Followers 16K Following gently, touch me with your words (my tweets...my words)© •she/her•
𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡�... @NapVeg
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🇺🇸 ᘜ ᙗθᘉ... @gbondy
1K Followers 2K Following Professional idiot, geek, raconteur. @gbondy.bsky.social @[email protected] https://t.co/ZMLpYSdX7r
Carlson_Eric @Carlson_Eric
189 Followers 1K Following Wear a mask, Work Together and keep your cool. Vote!! We can do this! BLM
Coach @Clevbuck
4K Followers 3K Following Not here for your politics, I have my own beliefs. Just here to have fun, share pics of my pup and enjoy life. I don’t argue with strangers on the internet
John boy @JohnGentryk53
1K Followers 4K Following Hi am John boy lifes too short for waste timers injoy it to the max 😝🤑 only have one life so live it up abit an have fun also looking for a fb 😅😙
Can’t Sleep @DrFabulous2022
114 Followers 570 Following Watches horror and true crime — and reads crime fiction — to relax. Can write but doesn’t really have much to say.
Uptown Schmuck @SchmuckOnAHorse
8K Followers 5K Following Mild-mannered CPA by day, miserable curmudgeon by night. Followed by @mrsdash. https://t.co/FLKTeHseS3 on the other thing that I don't really use.
Princess Danu @princessdanu357
11K Followers 1K Following Okayish Artist. Professional squirrel. Not really funny. Won’t message you back. Obsessed with my super hot boyfriend and dino nuggets. Backup: @princessdanu_V2
Big, Bad Caffeinated ... @Caff_Dad
7K Followers 3K Following 🇳🇿 Considered a funny parent by @HuffPost @boredpanda and @TODAYshow Considered kinda funny but mostly painful by my kids.
Leen McBeans ꪜ @LeenMcBeans
13K Followers 6K Following ✨Good intentions, questionable methods✨ Recovering academic. Mother of Dad Jokes. A third fun sounding thing. 🏳️🌈🇵🇸 (I’m on the other site) 🦋
Sweets🍬🍭 @Sweets_tweets__
6K Followers 3K Following idgaf. make something up. keep it classy tho. because I'm classy AF. Stiletto bish professional Jello Wrestler 💅🏼💥🤍🍸🔨
🇨🇦thatguy🇨�... @jbnotbeiber
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NG🇨🇦🚜 @Northerngent4
13K Followers 6K Following I’m here to share laughs. rarely serious. friend, father and husband. It’s your body do what you want.Co-creator of #BitchSyrup, I’m soUrry.
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
54K Followers 47K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation.
TheMentalRecess @amentalrecess
17K Followers 3K Following Everyone needs a mind recess. https://t.co/ac4wrIUlsW
Ennui Cavill @LaqueefaTeen
9K Followers 6K Following Yes, that Teen LaQueefa. Here for the laughs. Probably won’t respond to your DM. https://t.co/Hozrxw3WgX
Cycloptomese @Cycloptomese
5K Followers 2K Following goddammit It ain't much but it's honest penetration. Secretly Keanu
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