thristalalala @_MotherSimpson_
Santa Clara, CA Joined August 2012-
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@hobsonshelley @apw_mdmph My OBGYN dismissed the signs as my anxiety over my first pregnancy. POC are never taken seriously. I barely survived the birth.
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@FedExHelp Your couriers keep delivering my packages to the wrong apartment building. This is NOT my front door. And this is the 5th time this has happened.
@MitchNarito 1. Bill bilo 2. Kare Kare 3. Dinuguan
@Rawbtastic @packers Every closeup of his sad face and mullet fueled me
@Rawbtastic As soon as I saw "THROATUS" and I was done with the internet for the day
@Rawbtastic Damn. Napped right through it. Family just left me there on the couch.
@theseeker484 @nameshiv I literally got fed this same lie and now that they have a grandchild they have no problem teaching her tagalog.
@Rawbtastic How did you even find googlie eyes that small? Do you have a fanny pack full of them for emergency situations?
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The image all those right-wing influencers were sharing of the original Lola Bunny is actually pornographic fan art. Whoops! garbageday.email/p/please-stop-…
@Rawbtastic I had to like this but I'm not happy about it.
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I’ve never been brought back to Earth so fast.
What a week. This is the exact energy I needed today.
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Irony: republicans failed to wear protection and now they will be forced to carry the consequences to term.
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Republicans: Try to break into my house and you’ll be met with the end of a revolver. Also republicans: Well, if Breanna Taylor’s boyfriend hadn’t shot at people breaking down the door it wouldn’t have been an issue.
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