MBA Associate @ValueConfusion
MBA IB Associate. Sometimes I add value, sometimes I massively destroy it. Waiting for my analyst to turn comments meant for me. Obviously not investing advice. New York Joined May 2023-
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I’ve never felt so understood in my life
I’ve never felt so understood in my life
Single biggest piece of evidence we are going backward as a society: Apple’s Lock Screen backgrounds. They used to be pretty and cool. Now just wtf.
lol y’all remember back in like the 2010’s when cupcakes were like randomly the cool thing?
I’m sorry but why the crap is it raining in January?
It’s 2024. Why can’t Microsoft conform all the hot keys across their suite? Why on earth is the hot key for highlight different in word than PowerPoint…
It is infuriating that Eikon defaults to ESG reports when looking for research. No one who cares about ESG is using Eikon…
My MD wanted to be helpful, so he emailed me with my 2024 outs and ins: OUT: - Everything that isn’t work IN: - 24/7 availability -Unquestioning loyalty I’m so lucky 😍
Pro-tip for companies trying to avoid being acquired: make your logo tall and skinny. It won’t fit nicely on banking logo pages, so we’ll likely leave it off and thus not present the idea to our clients as a potential target.
Based on my math, you’d think there’s a roughly 6% chance of the Starbucks barista placing the lid with the opening over the cup seam. But in my experience, it happens at least 50% of the time. Call it the Starbucks Rule - the most annoying thing that can happen will happen.
Saw a dude with a big Nick Offerman beard and one of those stupid leather hipster hats wearing a goose. Something about that just isn’t right. Gotta be a fed.
Lololol pulling logos of hedge funds and literally every single one is just black text of their name in heavily seriffed font. Love the creativity, guys.
The percentage of people rocking no case on their iPhone is like 30x higher in investment banking than anywhere else in the world. Not sure what that means, but it’s interesting. Or maybe it’s just to flex our disposable income…
Ahhh that beautiful time of year when you’ll see someone in shorts next to someone in a goose
Walked past an analyst whose entire desktop was filled with icons. Not a single open space. I had some concerns about gen Z, but now I’m straight up worried about them.
Y’all remember when Apple released Apple Pay and everyone was like “ this is so dumb, what’s the point” And now I act like it’s treason when I can’t use it at a restaurant
What happened to Uber’s time estimate? The last few months it has started saying like 2 minutes then matching you with someone 9 minutes away. Short.
The sad moment when you realize you can’t go as Patrick Bateman for Halloween because that’s basically who you are in real life already
Look, I’m not saying it was correct, but the company was worth a lot more when the working capital flow was reversed the way I had it
I love people with Rimowa suitcases because they’ll go out of their way to sit on the Rimowa. There could be an empty couch, but you know they’ll hit you with “ no, it’s fine, I’ll just use my suitcase”
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Scottie and Meredith Scheffler said that one of the names they have in mind for their baby is “Rory”. Scottie said “We’d ideally like to not have the birth take place this weekend, and we know that Rory never shows up on Sundays.”
It’s crazy that the moon is the same size as the sun
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We’ve never said this before but here’s a near perfect CASTLE in Rochester, MI that per the listing cost over $10 million to build with over 60 tons of steel and sits 60 feet high, which is taller than a 4 story building. PS There’s a drawbridge. Currently listed for…
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Novo Nordisk spent $2B a year in R&D over a decade to trial and develop Ozempic.
There is no rational reason, other than greed, for Novo Nordisk to charge Americans nearly $1,000 a month for Ozempic when it costs less than $5 to manufacture it and can be purchased in Germany for just $59. Novo must substantially reduce the price of Ozempic in the US now.
My boss asking me how to convert the word file to pdf
Worth watching, especially for parents
Agree with the CVP placement
SO GOOD! Have not laughed this hard in a while😂🇺🇸👇
It’s crazy that both were scripted
this community note makes the original post even better imo. it was already great but somehow community notes legitimizing it being by like “well actually, it’s probably more like apple being worth 1/5 of the entire country of canada” makes it even more hilarious for some reason
most foodies are just alcoholics who can’t drink on an empty stomach
Dan Campbell takes a total MBA approach to coaching a football team He just does weird, counterintuitive shit based on data that is the opposite of common sense
@ValueConfusion actually the bar is google meets and its a pretty high bar
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