Unidentified IB Analyst @WhatsEBITDA
FKA Incoming. As seen on Money Stuff @matt_levine. O&G IB youtu.be/d4vXr-Clvuw Goldman Sachs Joined September 2021-
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Is it too much to want something exactly like the notebook without all the goofy ass drama?
Why can’t messages be pinned in an IMessage group chat?
She PIK my BDC till I bust in her basket with my DIP
CCP OpCo forces American bureaucrats to do their job
CCP OpCo forces American bureaucrats to do their job
These jehovah witness mfs onto something never seen an ugly one
“Dear ad hoc group members, let’s get on a quick call to share the latest updates” *3 K&E partners, 11 associates join (only 1 speaks) *filibusters for 20 minutes* (round up to 1 hour) *irrelevant update (could’ve been an email)
“Dear ad hoc group members, let’s get on a quick call to share the latest updates” *3 K&E partners, 11 associates join (only 1 speaks) *filibusters for 20 minutes* (round up to 1 hour) *irrelevant update (could’ve been an email)
K&E getting an additional 24 billable hours
Me seeing all the pregnant women walking to/from work
shane gillis doing his SNL monologue and immediately saying “retarded”
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Interns trying to find pricing on ~$50mm loans
Universities have ski teams?? What the fuck
Why aren’t MAGA people complaining about migrants/illegals working with Americans to game the delivery apps (Ubereats, Grubhub, Postmates, etc)? No dog in the fight for me but think it would be interesting for someone to do an expose, seems like the delivery companies don’t care
My gf solved the delivery fee issue. She makes me work in the mines (investment bank)
My gf solved the delivery fee issue. She makes me work in the mines (investment bank)
Late night thoughts: Those of you who used FHA to finance all/most of their first home purchase in a HCOL area with the intent of renting out the other bedrooms, what do you wish you knew/what did you learn? Starting to see some interesting opportunities. Feel free to DM as well
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@WhatsEBITDA No way dawg x.com/dmtcapital/sta…
She toggle my PIK till I bust her covenant
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@privateinequity @WhatsEBITDA @litcapital You’re right - I should work for free. Get out of here with that.
does anyone have some of the benchmarking slides used for overtime meals in IB? I feel like @litcapital did some work around this a few years ago. My fund has a dog shit policy so I need to bring data to the table
Anyone know of any attorneys who can review/redline a fund offer letter/contract? Specifically involving carry/an equity stake here I don’t need Wachtell on this, just someone who will make sure I’m not getting/can’t get fucked
@yungheemy ya if he expects them to work 80+ hours a week and come into the office 5 days a week, he should probably pay people enough money to live within a 20 minute commute to the office without having to have 3 other roommates.
Seeing K&E get hired by the company
A thread of DoorDash takes: "I am entitled to DoorDash and can't eat a frozen dinner, because I am disabled and frozen food has 'histamines' in it."
MLB and Ohtani pinning his 4 million dollar gambling debt on Ippei
The girlies are cooking us
Daniel Gross wrote this in January. It’s called “AGI Trades.” Worth thinking about.
@buccocapital Lol bad take or rage bait. Imagine not caring about the outcome for the most important thing in your life. You think the school system cares?
“Dear ad hoc group members, let’s get on a quick call to share the latest updates” *3 K&E partners, 11 associates join (only 1 speaks) *filibusters for 20 minutes* (round up to 1 hour) *irrelevant update (could’ve been an email)
K&E getting an additional 24 billable hours
shane gillis doing his SNL monologue and immediately saying “retarded”
@casali_dante @barrettjoneill @chadferdwilliam The guys family was in a severe car accident and he feared they were seriously hurt or worse, and is just telling his story with a personal opinion. And here you are worried about a fucking ratio.
@WhatsEBITDA x.com/bottombucketaf…
Overheard some interns freaking about about not being able to find pricing / private company info. Cmon guys just type in n.a. and call it a day
This is how my boss (now fired) would act when grinding the junior team on illustrative pitch ideas that had neither a 0.1% chance of happening nor a sliver of interest by the client
@WhatsEBITDA Nyt has done a handful and I remember this one was particularly memorable. However given the publication I don’t think it’s reaching the maga crowd 😹 curbed.com/article/nyc-de…
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