Keys @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d
If you need to reach him, queef thrice in the moonlight and he will appear by your side. Joined February 2014-
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Nights like this you stop and measure just how long forever really is It's a looooong long time And you're gonna feel every second of it
vincent van goghing to punch a wall
It’s throwing star summer y’all
Can't believe no one took me up on this
Can't believe no one took me up on this
WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL GUESS WHO STARTED THEIR PERIOD AFTER ACTING INSANE FOR AWHILE
Don't ever put me in a situation
Just remembered this video I love her so much
There's a suspicious vehicle parked outside my house and it's making me really uncomfortable. I mean it's my car, I just wish it wasn't so suspicious.
I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
I always feel like ~ Somebody's watchin' meee And it's a kitty cat
He's trying to fight his way out, he thinks his spin move is gonna help him escape (it might)
He's trying to fight his way out, he thinks his spin move is gonna help him escape (it might) https://t.co/HAtgfT6l8r
These dogs are dead silent and well-behaved ALL DAY and all it takes is ONE HUSKY (WHO I WON'T NAME BUT KAIA KNOWS IT'S HER) to start singing and now they're ALL doing it. RAMBUNCTIOUS
mohammed i hussein , .. @HusseinIma35180
68 Followers 772 Following My name is Mohammad Hussein, I'm 30 years old, and I live in Gaza, Palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸 . I hold a Master's degree in Business Administration. MBA
Dr. Rosenpenis @CajunBrimley
20 Followers 422 Following Proud London native. 🇬🇧 God save the King. Junior Editor @MailOnline. I am not here today as a mother, but as a MILF.
Musharaf Ali @musharafalii
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ethan mclovin’ @pavlovsdoggos
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Juneposting @junebug_jjc
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Thootosh @thootosh21531
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Ella-mae Tangen @EllaTangen74420
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Kitty Bourlier @kit_bourl
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Marion Dostie @dostie_mar
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Mhairi Felber @FelberMhai8448
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3rd grade spelling be.. @thecliquelover
1K Followers 445 Following try explaining me to a victorian child
Isabella Gemmen @isabel_gemm
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🌈 Susan 🌻 @PaulineMirror
3K Followers 4K Following * Weird Little Mushroom Folk * Friend to gnomes * Pixelated (!) * she/her * Gardening Cinephile (who occasionally straggles)
Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah
11K Followers 2K Following digital sorceress ⚡ does anyone know how to curse a real sword
Elon musk @EMusk93378
5 Followers 422 Following Entrepreneur 🚀| Spacex • CEO & CTO 🚔| Tesla • CEO and Product architect 🚄| Hyperloop • Founder 🧩| OpenAI • Co-founder 👇🏻| Build A 7-fig IG Business
Nicolai, Ⓥ, Pigonee.. @larvikviking
2K Followers 1K Following Married, technologist, atheist, gamer Born @ 327.45 ppm #GoVegan, #NarkoTwitter, #Pigoneer, #Palestine, #Ukraine Trump is a 🤡
Mandy 🫧🏳️�.. @Kougayon
3K Followers 883 Following Call me Mandy/Randal || 24 || Bi || She/He/They || Fic writer || #1 toobs stan || Mostly NieR+9S2B/2B9S/KaiNier || Not spoiler-free ||🔞@eigayon Priv:@ninecrowz
Lavin Redder @redd_lav
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Pizzazz Music @PizzazzMusic
153 Followers 453 Following I make music and upload it online.//Art Account: @PizitonArt //DMs open to friendship.// (Days: n/a)
Olympia Prism 🏳️.. @t__olympia
53 Followers 141 Following Elle, She/Her | Transfeminist | Bi | BPD girlie | Allergic to anyone using AFAB/AMAB to describe themselves | Overall just a shit biologist | Insta ts_olympia
MissusStud☮️ @MissusStud
116 Followers 640 Following Doing my best to avoid maskholes and antivaxxholes. No porn bots🚫no DMs.
Kandy Brancaccio @KBrancacci78157
35 Followers 5K Following
sage 🍉 @fltrshys
2K Followers 5K Following they/them. wasian. autistic & disabled butch lesbian. (16+ sfw) barbie collector. likes mlp + twice.
deviantdevoteePhD @devoteesally_ts
2K Followers 3K Following Insatiable lifestyle masochist. property of Mistress Victoria Vixen @MistressVVixen https://t.co/JzeCXP2zZ2
marey @prettyfacemarey
118 Followers 438 Following artist . black lives matter today tomorrow and forever #fuckracism
Nicolás Concha @nosocks_pianist
132 Followers 1K Following Bsc in Physics and Computer Science. University of Otago 🇳🇿
Identity Crisis @CommitCoatHang
13 Followers 126 Following Prefer my name but if not then they/them, please! 🤎Agender, AroAce🤎 I'm either bawlin' or ballin' I am in the 18-21 age range!
lucai @itslucai
35 Followers 326 Following I lead life like I have something to prove. || pfp cred: @enzumeii
Bhavya @bhavyaadlakha11
53 Followers 300 Following Economist|Traveller|Foodie|Data Analyst. Do follow my page on instagram- @foodbonkers
RedBreadRevolver🔆 @RedBreado7
167 Followers 586 Following Trans woman/man, gamer, metalhead, punk, commie. She/any. AuDHD is why I'm like this. I love you all, unless you're spreading hate.
Elbruho @Kysygy
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me.exe @DBKoop_
102 Followers 233 Following
Ovary Action 💚💙.. @Bripping_Talls
20K Followers 7K Following 32. Tiny. Tired lawyer. Here to vent & laugh Find me elsewhere: bsky: ovaryaction IG: sanghmitra_s
taylor 🗡️🌹 @turnintoabat
49K Followers 1K Following i'm pretty sometimes and have brain damage all the time ✨ bi HEMA chick ⚔️🏳️🌈⚧️
3rd grade spelling be.. @thecliquelover
1K Followers 445 Following try explaining me to a victorian child
🏳️⚧️ Tran.. @TransEthics
17K Followers 5K Following Cute intersex trans lesbian subculture icon, Victoria Darling • Disabled • Multiple • Activist • Writer • She/Her • #GirlsLikeUs ⚢ ⚧♿️ • https://t.co/yUutp2k4QC
Nicolai, Ⓥ, Pigonee.. @larvikviking
2K Followers 1K Following Married, technologist, atheist, gamer Born @ 327.45 ppm #GoVegan, #NarkoTwitter, #Pigoneer, #Palestine, #Ukraine Trump is a 🤡
Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah
11K Followers 2K Following digital sorceress ⚡ does anyone know how to curse a real sword
Hornet 🪡 Princess-.. @spaceghost
39K Followers 2K Following “the sky above the port was the color of television tuned to a dead channel” - IT/data eng/sci/anal former @netflix @wework #LCS commentator —🔞 @spaceghostkari
niles @NILES100
39K Followers 2K Following movie star • @daveonfxx writer • watch my 2 comedy specials for free in that link below
the information pimp @BirdRespecter
38K Followers 990 Following god’s chosen hater. friend to all. resident imbecile @westernkabuki
🔞Follow = INSTANT .. @PunPun_Killchan
534 Followers 112 Following thick thighs, wide hips, doggy style hand grips // no minors allowed!! // 🍆💦SW: RT my pinned and I'll RT yours!!🍑😋
lunebetch @lunebetch
148 Followers 43 Following Hi fiends and friends! I stream, teach dance, wait tables, and exist somewhat effectively. Come say hi!
Andy “Brak & other .. @amerrill2
25K Followers 703 Following I am Brak. Shut up. I am. I like food and watching TV. I’m so much fun, I make myself puke. I have a 57-year old bladder. I share too much about myself.
☾ stace ☽ @whoops_a_stacey
779 Followers 547 Following ♡ if someone makes you happy, make them happier ♡
Rob Colletti @robcolletti
5K Followers 904 Following Berto from the West Side. I mostly play pretend but I really just want to play your guitar. Black Lives Matter.
🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle
29K Followers 5K Following Expert consultant for crowdsourced online mental illness diagnoses. Not consistent about checking DMs, don’t take it personal. Same user name on bluesky.
🍂 @Lovandfear
77K Followers 50 Following between pages, books and libraries | dark acedemia, literature & lifestyle | educator/researcher | i chug coffee, run on chai, write poetry, talk books 📖
some random guy🌻 @notprofanity
399 Followers 2K Following owner of chickens, terrible at interacting with humans, refuses to capitalize anything in my bio, uncompromisingly pro mental health care
Punished Beefsteak �.. @beefsteak_julie
103 Followers 96 Following People should be way cooler about shit sometimes. @ol_scarbrain on main when I’m not in trouble for quoting Bo Burnham.
Daisy (newlywed) Game.. @DaisyMayGaming
389 Followers 466 Following story-teller, “peacenik”, “not all there,” Zelda, ACNH, faefarm, sims, rambling, weirdcore, etc. ✨blessed are the cracked for they let in the light 🕯️
goose @phatcussy
213 Followers 82 Following as soon as I touch a bit of grass this Twitter sh!t is over | photographer | leftist | pizza enthusiast
Nuke Ellington 🍉 @NickButBarely
1K Followers 3K Following 30-something Kentucky-grown lefty. Record Geek. Forklift certified. ACAB
buy or stream Membran.. @DorkusMcPorkus
185 Followers 650 Following Music gal and bad joke woman. Not kid-friendly a lot🔞 taken by a heckin' cutie. https://t.co/iCqrmxev83 Pfp @haylsho / These tweets be so REDACTED
Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus
102K Followers 6K Following I’m the only one who thinks The Pyramids are normal
Nia @Nia_mp4
10K Followers 3K Following 2am semi-sweet chocolate chips snacker and Psychotic Capitalization enthusiast w/ a Science Degree https://t.co/KxoaQOdQEz
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
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rat squinks 🐀 @RatSquinks
7K Followers 78 Following 🐭 Fig, Biscotti and Mooncake the rats 🐀 Main account: @Diazrar header by @kkorotokii
Michael is keeping it.. @Iron_Stylus
27K Followers 2K Following art director / concept artist / maker of things at ((( places ))) I draw pictures, drive a corvette and have a bird. that’s it. that’s my personality
ella (tiktok: @blonde.. @blondehotcoffee
2K Followers 2K Following i only tweet when i’m high or manic
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉.. @MoMohler
7K Followers 5K Following Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.
James Lee Animation @JamesLee03
179K Followers 588 Following e̶̛̽̔̃͋̑͌̒͑̂͂̉̈́̽͊̓́͊̿͛̐̅͊͒̈̌̒̐̒̒̈̆̑̇̆͛̅̚͘͡͠m̵̛̏̑̒́̍̒̈́̒̇̀͂̀͋͛̿̑͗͒̒̾͊̾͛̈͋̀͌̆̆̽̒̈̓̍̕̕̚͘͝͝͡ [email protected] ║ 𝐍⊘𝕩 ║ ₫␛ri₱˦ⁱₒn⌥␀_____..__⌿⟿⋛║⋚⋢⊯_______-__._
erica @ericanextdooor
10K Followers 9K Following making parlays & petting strays • 𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞
woman @postingtime5
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Dopey The Dumbfuck @pete_irons87206
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Happy "hitler was a weak loser, so he killed himself" day.
I wonder how many trans people have been beaten up or murdered because of JK...
I hadn't realised this news had reached the press. I think @RosieDuffield1 will agree with me that using the word 'troll' to describe men who make explicit death threats against women minimises both the offence and the effect on the recipients. thesun.co.uk/news/27571489/…
woke up from a 20m nap and there's a video of vinny on TV and he's assembling a pizza in-game 💀 typical Italian behaviour
October 7 was the beginning of the end of the end for Israel.
I felt incredibly privileged to take part in Melbourne's rally showing support for Palestine during these dark and difficult times.
I think there should be two types of bathroom - A gender neutral one and a TERF one. Also the TERF one is in a volcano.
"Genocide deniers don't belong in Congress" -- John Fetterman, Oct 2022
I stand in solidarity with PA's Armenian community. Oz’s continued refusal to recognize the Armenian genocide is disgusting. Genocide deniers don't belong in Congress. inquirer.com/news/pennsylva…
We live in a fascist police state
Student protesters at @UTAustin are being hit with pepper spray as they attempt to push police and state troopers off campus.
Lol what...?
@iamyesyouareno Ah yes, “bully.” 🤦♂️
Maybe God really does hate trans people, because He somehow saw fit to give me a weird attraction to schlubby red headed Irish guys
Capitalism in three acts: 1. A corporation cuts costs in dubious and illegal ways. 2. This causes problems and issues that affect the corporation's profitability. 3. Somehow, it's always the consumers that end up paying more.
I love dogs, but it’s kinda weird that liberals are 1000 times more upset about Kristi Noem killing her dog than they are about Israel killing 15,000 children
Would love to see a student demonstration in behalf of peace. Not pro-Israel, not pro-Palestinian. Just good ol’ peace. Any of those?
"what are you doing moogie?" "ᵒʰ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵇᵘˢʸ ᵐᵘᵐ"
not hapy
giving my cat a noogie (affectionately)
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