Aidan James @mcandidate
Anonymous Football Account Joined February 2010-
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
that wasn’t very five red stripe for a fiver of you
MARK LAMARR, NO! YOUR LIKES ARE PUBLIC! MAAAARK!
Chair makes table look good for #QPR
simply not enough room in the league for this level of bald
simply not enough room in the league for this level of bald https://t.co/oRhwJRwPR4
unquestionably one of the best posters out there
unquestionably one of the best posters out there https://t.co/aqD7Gk0Lkz
you have to think everything would've been fine if they'd just got this deal to headline the opening night
no chance of them beating Arsenal now
nearly £100 to look at a kebab shop in Kentish Town, sensational grifting
misread this and thought they were playing together
https://t.co/DdiOtuI7uK
every album review nowadays is 'their last album (which we gave 4/5) was actually bad, but this new album (which we've given 4/5) is actually good'
Showing up 7 hours early to fill his boots with free food & drink in the green room. He will never stop.
Showing up 7 hours early to fill his boots with free food & drink in the green room. He will never stop.
don't know which is least surprising: hardest geezer tory reveal or hardest geezer 5 foot 2 reveal
don't know which is least surprising: hardest geezer tory reveal or hardest geezer 5 foot 2 reveal
Tom Usher @tom_usher_
39K Followers 4K Following That's why I'm the outspoken one from the band Commissions: [email protected] Agent: [email protected]
DS @Pu55yman_Dan
62K Followers 9K Following Still a top lad. Now kissed 6 girls but plan to do more. Got bare tattoos and a few beards. Reem 18+ please gamble responsibly https://t.co/x5FwgGyXas
Stan's Account @tristandross
32K Followers 1K Following having a laugh correspondent @online enqs: [email protected]
GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin
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James Greig @jamesdgreig
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Shutts @Shuttsapalooza
4K Followers 653 Following Got it all. Handsome as Beavis, funny as Butt-Head. He/Him.
Macca @The_Paris_Angel
27K Followers 2K Following Designated Barclays Account. Poverty League Chat Not Tolerated.
frank @frankmoofia
8K Followers 965 Following entrepeneur. ceo. business woman. 30 under 30. thinker. feeler. doer. lover + a fighter. leader of thoughts, champion of views. making industry sexy
coefficient cowboys @JackBaker1311
3K Followers 335 Following You piece of shit baker, you couldn't wait to piss on Logan's audio grave.
Rimbot (2016 - 2023) @rimbot3000
1K Followers 103 Following Just got a lovely Eggs Benedict recipe from Steve Sidwell
t𝕏om𝕏s @T_om_s
2K Followers 330 Following The vernacular that emerges here is discordant, as ambitious and chaotic as life itself.
googling 'kiedis poin.. @irishloubega
1K Followers 934 Following first dance at wedding to Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain
NEO @MULLET_FAN_NEO
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Eugene @eugeneh84
7K Followers 3K Following Digital Marketer, currently on a gap year in the great border city, News and Star bonny baby finalist 1986, Sean Dyche lookalike, He/Him.
ryan @theryanhealey
192 Followers 281 Following
Martin Pearce @MrPearceEnglish
251 Followers 707 Following Head of English based in Cumbria. Passionate about curriculum, literature, reading, sport, and hip hop. Views my own.
BODYBUZZRECS @bodybuzzrecs
408 Followers 677 Following ---- BODY BUZZ RECORDS ---- Home of The Night Session (@thenightsesh) || Afterlife of Kings (@mbarber86) Big Changes on the Horizon OUT NOW
2Tap Bird and Pest So.. @2TapBirdandPest
27 Followers 76 Following We are based in Sunbury On Thames providing services in London, Surrey and the surrounding counties. All residential and commercial work undertaken.
Ewan @ewan_af
149 Followers 888 Following
Earned Jumpscare @elfkickerrr
124 Followers 767 Following
Terry ▶️ @TFinnAgain
18K Followers 11K Following Don't get attached to a Twitter account you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the tweet around the corner https://t.co/hKfyMpfoxb
Rotisserie Chicken @TurnipTurnip24
81 Followers 592 Following I'm a real person. I have nothing in bio.
doug stringer @galleryofdoug
2K Followers 3K Following using my art to raise awareness for autism n 24yrs lived experience with gambling believer in RATPARK believer in SECRET
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barcus tegan @barcustegan
400 Followers 896 Following parallel parked in an alternate universe. 🇮🇹 🇷🇸 🇲🇪 🇹🇷
Tommy Hanley @TommyHanley4
101 Followers 832 Following
Jonas @jonasgreenall1
16 Followers 16 Following
James Burdett @JamesChrBurdett
167 Followers 3K Following
Hamish 🏴�.. @HamishMCFC
3K Followers 438 Following City fan account. Garth Crooks anti. @man_city_till_i_die with 35k+ on Instagram. Priv @hamishprivate
Ryan @ryanb1866
113 Followers 244 Following
Joe @JoeScott_
292 Followers 160 Following
Miel Don Carlos Gt @Mieldoncarlosgt
32 Followers 835 Following Miel 100% pura y orgánica de distintas regiones del país para un deleite de su paladar. Conservando nutrientes y propiedades esenciales de la miel.
Becca @Beccal0la
32 Followers 47 Following
Niall @NiallMcGreevy12
310 Followers 681 Following 🇮🇪, English lit at @QUBELFAST | Words for @BelfastLive and @TheRockRevival_ | [email protected] for enquiries
⭐️ @nina63162250
4 Followers 104 Following
Dan @DJF1526
87 Followers 386 Following
Jordan @19JO91
2 Followers 81 Following
George Iredale @GeorgeIredale
157 Followers 1K Following
James Walker @jrwalker1993
82 Followers 186 Following Faith and Communities Development Officer for Homelessness @WestMids_CA + Researcher @thesilkmen & @nwcfl for @FootballManager . All views are my own
DonMac @dhm1506
43 Followers 5K Following
Kazue@サルでもで.. @Kazue9092515938
1 Followers 72 Following 貧困から成り上がり！6社を経営／資産70億 最近は稼げる情報を教えたり、10万円を配布したりしてます！現在LINE追加で10万円プレゼント中。まずはフォローしてください。当選確率UP中！→ https://t.co/4A7zjZm0jb
Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches
156K Followers 698 Following Writer & editor @TheAthleticFC | Creator & host of the 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 podcast, for my sins: https://t.co/OyljoYd55W
Mooms - The Integrity.. @Danny_McMoomins
33K Followers 985 Following Doctor. A polite and friendly man. Living my best life. Good manners and respectful conversation. No swearing on TL pls. Rated 'Excellent' by Trustpilot.
Tom Usher @tom_usher_
39K Followers 4K Following That's why I'm the outspoken one from the band Commissions: [email protected] Agent: [email protected]
DS @Pu55yman_Dan
62K Followers 9K Following Still a top lad. Now kissed 6 girls but plan to do more. Got bare tattoos and a few beards. Reem 18+ please gamble responsibly https://t.co/x5FwgGyXas
Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel
95K Followers 424 Following Jonny Sharples (English pronunciation: /ˈdʒɒni ˈʃɑːpəlz/) is an 'online joker'⟦1⟧ and an ambassador for @theCALMzone.⟦2⟧ He is a great tweeter.⟦citation needed⟧
Stan's Account @tristandross
32K Followers 1K Following having a laugh correspondent @online enqs: [email protected]
GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin
43K Followers 1K Following
James Greig @jamesdgreig
32K Followers 2K Following
Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn
117K Followers 7K Following A one-man mission to break football down into its constituent parts
Shutts @Shuttsapalooza
4K Followers 653 Following Got it all. Handsome as Beavis, funny as Butt-Head. He/Him.
Macca @The_Paris_Angel
27K Followers 2K Following Designated Barclays Account. Poverty League Chat Not Tolerated.
coefficient cowboys @JackBaker1311
3K Followers 335 Following You piece of shit baker, you couldn't wait to piss on Logan's audio grave.
Rimbot (2016 - 2023) @rimbot3000
1K Followers 103 Following Just got a lovely Eggs Benedict recipe from Steve Sidwell
t𝕏om𝕏s @T_om_s
2K Followers 330 Following The vernacular that emerges here is discordant, as ambitious and chaotic as life itself.
googling 'kiedis poin.. @irishloubega
1K Followers 934 Following first dance at wedding to Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain
Terry ▶️ @TFinnAgain
18K Followers 11K Following Don't get attached to a Twitter account you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the tweet around the corner https://t.co/hKfyMpfoxb
FPL Pickle @FPL_Pickle
6K Followers 70 Following Please don’t follow me for FPL advice, I’m just a pickle.
Fionn Viteža @fionnviteza
2K Followers 710 Following 🟢 Captain, Leader, Legend @VA_HQ 🇮🇪 UTB Trequartista @thecultraspod 🔴
Jake @jakeperry97
5K Followers 3K Following the young city bandit, hold myself down single handed @psychoscally
Simon @MalkyDungeon
3K Followers 1K Following working on a comic set in tenth century northern Britain called the Hogback saga. You can read it on my patreon, cheers! https://t.co/AXCgFIdRkd
Lemmy Ashton @lemmyashton
1K Followers 668 Following Playing YouTube rips through your rotary mixer // lemmyashton (at) https://t.co/N8GNSmiLuw - @buggedout comrade - A&R for @deckedoutagency / @primary_talent
Tommy Cordery @tommycordery
464 Followers 1K Following
MS DOStoyevsky @Atomike87
593 Followers 1K Following Record collector, into music & travel, Irish in Tenerife 🏴
Migma Sale 🍉 @RabbidTheNabbit
458 Followers 2K Following I have the best tweets and opinions Also follow me on https://t.co/VE6WzE2gO4
elfin priest 🔻 @kimch1stryder
280 Followers 849 Following
𝗧𝗼𝗱𝗱☭�.. @LFCt0dd
3K Followers 3K Following Liverpool FC Home & Away • Marxist & Leninist Communist • Free Palestine 🇵🇸 • End the Cuban Embargo 🇨🇺 • @EdmontonOilers • alt: @t0ddLFC • priv: @ToddsPriv
Tom 𓂆🇵🇸 @mmoomism
88 Followers 211 Following a judicial scrivener remembers that he must deliver daily necessities to the facility of the person under curatorship
Neil R @MrRamsbottom
720 Followers 637 Following
Swedish House Furnitu.. @UkuleleKev
1K Followers 522 Following The tweets that get you out of your seats. “Eagle-Eyed Coventry supporter”- The Guardian
Miles @miles_c2907
370 Followers 265 Following occasional writer/journalist/contributor @gigwise @aAh_mag #nffc ☭ 🇵🇸 he/him [email protected] / @milescjourno for proper stuff
Mark Kirwan @mrk_krwn_sport
297 Followers 3K Following Writing and editing for PaddyPowerBetfair. Loves football and enjoys forthright commentary.
Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave
450K Followers 87 Following The latest news in movies, TV, video games, and social media 🎥📺🎮 | Created by @mytweetsmid | IG: culturecrave 📷 | @fromthedraftsco | Mute spoiler hashtags ⛔
David Hughes @YosserHughes95
253 Followers 718 Following Crosby based. Mostly EFC, Marine and The Simpsons on here.
maxdeveson @maxdeveson
1K Followers 4K Following Assistant Editor at BBC Newsnight. Husband/father. Home is Oxfordshire. Views expressed are mine. RTs may not be. Essentially a pun stan account.
Hieronymus Bost ☭ @owlbearcamus_
1K Followers 2K Following I am Nicole Scherzinger from off of the pussycat dolls 🏴
Alexander Fox @AlexanderFoxEtc
3K Followers 3K Following I write TV & theatre. Used to standup. Feat. GQ Magazine/The Guardian. Worth a follow. “Excellent” - Jack Dee. “Hilarious” - British Vogue
Clara Hill 🇵🇸�.. @clara_ish
1K Followers 2K Following Elaine Benes stan, @ldnrentersunion + freelance writer seen in @bangshowbiz @indy100 @independent @radiotimes| she/her
F @thereal_FP
129 Followers 791 Following
matthew mulligan @matthewgmull
2K Followers 2K Following @nbcnews reporter in london - verification, visual investigation, osint - above all people’s stories. interrail addict
Alex Dymoke @AlexDymoke
2K Followers 2K Following
kildog 🇵🇸 @kildogery
868 Followers 2K Following 🟦⬜🐿️⚽🐿️🟦⬜ KTID. SFA OK. He/Him. Heckler. Umpty Flump. Belligerent Lefty Dickhead. Fact-Checkin' Cuz. Independence is Normal 🏴
Edie Hancock @Edith_L_Hancock
2K Followers 3K Following Antitrust @POLITICOEurope, ex-@columbiajourn, ex-@interhacktives, ex-drinks writer, ex-diarist, excellent Googler | [email protected] or DM for the apps
Philm Clarke @philmscribe
8K Followers 3K Following Script Consultant ~ Screenwriter ~ Film pro Worked on #StarWars #HarryPotter and more. Helping #screenwriters develop their scripts and hone their craft.
Niall Griffiths @niallgriffiths
2K Followers 989 Following Comms/media @BeeNetwork. Views mine. 🏴
Hayden Pedigo @amarillohighway
308 Followers 24 Following ‘The Happiest Times I Ever Ignored’ – June 30 @mexicansummer mgmt/booking • [email protected] modeling • [email protected] press • [email protected]
Have you ever seen a more east London way of coffee being served 😭
Putting the Lancashire rose upside down is too far
FA Cup final? Against city? Prep for the occasion NOW. Imagine 40,000 Reds wearing this inside Wembley! 💙 tshirtsunited.com/dirty-cheating… #derbyday #facupfinal #dirtycheatingbastards #mufc #manutd
man in cafe who wants everyone to know he’s a singer-songwriter
Sticking on Ghostwatch for the first time in years. Imagine how different this would have went down if Craig Charles had brought the Trunk o' Funk with him
Stop pretending you know who foreign managers are you’ve never heard of. Even more importantly, stop telling us how they set their teams up. It’s tiresome.
@mcandidate I remember when Subway arrived in Barrow people were genuinely complaining that there was a lack of spread on the sandwiches.
THE BIG ONE! I've always wanted to put the fued between Mike Baldwin / Ken Barlow from Coronation Street to Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Today I did. Enjoy your evening x
listen i love manic street preachers but brilliant is not the word id use 😭
Puts me in mind of the time @_teletext asked me what falafel was
seeing a lot of 'I was in [x northern town] and I asked for [vaguely wafty middle-class foodstuff] and they looked me with disdain' anecdotes. all absolute bollocks, unless they happened in burnley.
I like Ipswich, can't wait to be conditioned into hating them when the wretched club I support somehow ends up in a relegation battle with them
MARK LAMARR, NO! YOUR LIKES ARE PUBLIC! MAAAARK!
What a footballer.
Struggling to think of a worse name for a venue than Co-op Live
@JYCFC2001 @mcandidate "50 greatest magic tricks" will always remain a banger, despite 60% of the participants having since passed away
Cultural anchors: barnacled, immovable. Fu Manchu are a band who have never suffered from what the great Andrew Weatherall called 'that terrible urge to 'be original'. And here is new Fu Manchu. Same as it ever was...perfect. youtube.com/watch?v=vK0-K3…
i think my nan is fit
What's your unpopular opinion that would get you in this situation?
the fuller Neil Tennant quote is, of course, more interesting and funnier
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