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@northernassist Hi I’m on the delayed 1727 Lancaster to Barrow train. Wanted the 1858 Barrow to Corkickle train. Looks like I’ll miss it due to the delay. Is waiting 2 hrs at Barrow for the next train my only option?
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My stand-up special NEVERMORE just launched on @nextupcomedy. Most comedians aren't brave enough to make whimsical observations, but I will NOT be silenced.
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Gone are the days when you’d simply eat a delicious hat if you were wrong about something.
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Both Interpol, the organisation, and Interpol the band are going to be in Glasgow tomorrow, and that's scratching a part of my brain that I didn't know needed scratched
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i kno that clown won’t stand a chance
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Also, never wear a Ghostwatch tshirt under a jacket.
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