Tom Little - WATCH MY SITCOM! (Link in bio) @ThisIsTomLittle
Comedian. Watch my 4 minute sitcom 'Don't Overthink It' right now! https://t.co/cUwThHSeGX thisistomlittle.wordpress.com Birmingham, England Joined April 2012-
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Just realised he's called Darth Vader cos he eVADEs his parental responsibilities. 🤯
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'You put em in the toaster.' "You put em in the toaster?" 'You put em in the toaster.' "Then what happens?" 'They pop!' "They pop?" 'I presume they pop.' "They couldn't call em pop tarts if they didn't pop." 'They gotta pop.' "Stands to reason."
Oh, just for the record, I also think sending death threats to Jewish women or anyone is bad. Just so you know. (Yes, this is a pointless tweet but it got into my head that not tweeting anything was also bad, so I tweeted it anyway. That's my contribution.)
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Reminder that even though everyone is too woke now, I did actually manage to make a sitcom last year. Jerry Seinfeld hasn't watched it though. Presumably because he's too woke.
Can't believe there are people in the world whose favourite bird isn't owl.
Tom Little - WATCH MY SITCOM! (Link in bio) retweeted
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
I've worked out how to know if a 90s British band are Britpop or not. It's whether you can imagine them having a serious song containing the line '🎵I met her in the chip shop🎵.' So Pulp, Suede, Blur, Oasis: yes. But Radiohead: no. That's the difference.
Even as a man myself, I'd rather encounter a bear in the woods than another man. Cos yeah, the bear might maul me to death but a man might want to talk to me about football or something. :(
Even as a man myself, I'd rather encounter a bear in the woods than another man. Cos yeah, the bear might maul me to death but a man might want to talk to me about football or something. :(
If Dune came out in the 90s comedians everywhere would point at bald men in the crowd and say 'Didn't realise the Harkonnen were in!🤣' But in 2024 even big films like Dune feel too niche to reference. We'll just have to say Mitchell Brothers/Right Said Fred forever. 😥
Bump.
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Hey Birmingham/West Midlands people. Come to this gig I'm doing, why don't ya? This Friday.
My shopping came to £19.84 so I said 'How Orwellian!' and the whole Aldi clapped.
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Then finance them you coward.
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@ThisIsTomLittle I've actually heard that before somewhere but had totally forgot about it lol. Maybe it's his band who need to grow up then
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A nice man from UCL Hospital called this week, to say a scan of me showed the cancer I had has all gone. The treatment worked, the cancer bottled it and ran off, the wimp.
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