Stephen #AntiGrowthCoalition @SonOfISayPorter
Watching the UK implode from a safe distance. also on @isayporter.bsky.social Elsene, België Joined March 2022-
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Shoutout to Stormy Daniels for making “adult film star” a more respected job title than “former president of the United States”.
Genuinely thought we'd heard the last of Chemena Kamali after the Iraq war.
Genuinely thought we'd heard the last of Chemena Kamali after the Iraq war.
Yep, gotta keep those flies from coming in your back door.
*applause*
David Campbell-Bannerman listing off all the worst humans in Britain as his dream Tory cabinet is the perfect illustration of why Brexiteers are absolute fuckwhistles… and he’s quoting from Nadine Dorries’ book as proof that Boris Johnson was set up over Partygate Roaster
Whitstable in the p*ssing rain. Spending a few quid in the @RNLI shop seems perfect. And a quick pop next door...
Here's what's gone wrong for the Conservative party. They didn't adopt austerity in 2010 because the economy needed it. They adopted it because it allowed them to do an ideological shrinkage of the state, while blaming Labour. Austerity wasn't economics, it was pure politics.
David Croft's son, theee, with some 24 karat "Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Shitler?"
David Croft's son, theee, with some 24 karat "Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Shitler?"
BREAKING: COUNT BINFACE BINS CUNTFACE
Relationship counsellor here. Part of my process is to ask each half of the couple (separately) which song best reminds them of their partner - to date, no-one has topped Size Of A Cow as the answer that gave me the most difficulty in keeping a straight face.
Just saying the weather has been better in Birmingham since Richard Parker was the mayor.
“I’ve just turned a corner and delivered for the people. I’d leave that five minutes if I was you…”
Clickbait. Boosting bullshit. Reward for extremism. It made Farage. It is making her. Minority voices given way too much airtime. Have they looked at viewing figures recently? If the smaller progressive parties got the same attention as the right wing extremists this would be a…
Clickbait. Boosting bullshit. Reward for extremism. It made Farage. It is making her. Minority voices given way too much airtime. Have they looked at viewing figures recently? If the smaller progressive parties got the same attention as the right wing extremists this would be a…
That's more like it London, you beautiful fucking bastard. I er... never doubted you for a second.
Do this.
Labour’s victory in the West Midlands means that the only thing Rishi Sunak has to celebrate is Houchen – and the swing there would cost the Tories every seat they hold in the Tees Valley.
Sky: Labour win West Mids by +/- 1k votes. If you've ever pleaded with someone at 8pm to go and vote, this will make you very happy! ✊🏼🚩
dave lawrence 🐟�.. @dave43law
50K Followers 38K Following A UK without poverty, for the NHS, for a sustainable future and a life without Tories #GTTO #FBPE #SunakOut #GTTO
🐟 Wandering Rose �.. @desertrose1969
35K Followers 24K Following Very Sweary ‘Leftist Trollope’, ‘Lefty Cunt’, ‘Hag Features’. #atheist #GTTO #AutismAwareness, but it isn’t me before you try to insult me with it, thanks 😘
Joe Hardy 🇺🇦 �.. @BlokeOnWheels
61K Followers 43K Following Founder #RightToLove campaign. #DisabilityRights pro-EU anti- Tory Anti-GOP NUFC/BTFC fan pink wig wearer, love🐈 follow @ai_fantasy19 if you like my #AIArt
Sir Stuart Glover @stuglow
37K Followers 28K Following Retired French teacher, examiner,LFC supporter and Lancs CC fan Online racing commentator Hate Johnson
Lady 🐝 Bee 🐝 Mi.. @Mistyswoman
44K Followers 45K Following @[email protected] Married, socialist, humanist, "mostly harmless", Cis woman #LGBTQ+ ally Save 🐝 The opposite of "woke" is "cunt". Don't be a cunt.
sue#NHSLove💙💙�.. @SueSuezep
42K Followers 33K Following Flame of anger, flame of hope. Ye are many - they are few💧💔 If you get a DM link that appears to be from me, it's not me -don't open it
ℓουℓου 🕷�.. @SkiptomyLoulou
28K Followers 13K Following Girly Swot known to swear a lot. Woke AF, Tory hating bullshìt slayer. Big Fat Tory Tw@t Quizmaster. #ADHD #ANTIFA #BLM
Johanna Saunders 🕷.. @JohannaSaunders
26K Followers 20K Following Mama & Aêva / Serious Annoyance / Carer / Sweary! #European #Rejoin #Climate #Woke #FBPE #BunnyHugger #BLM 💚🇪🇺🌱
Sharron-lee Honey �.. @sharron_honey
45K Followers 30K Following Socialist, hater of tories, member of UN Women . NHS Worker.I hear my voice and it’s been here silent all these years 🌹 political activist #RightToLove NO DMS
Marie-Ann Detests Tor.. @MarieAnnUK
143K Followers 117K Following Brexit is madness. Tories are psychopaths. Johnson is a c***!
Skew Spew Barmy Haird.. @SkewSmug
22K Followers 15K Following It is unreasonable for reasonable people to be reasonable with unreasonable people.
Prem Sikka @premnsikka
131K Followers 107K Following Emeritus Professor of Accounting. If with all your effort and might you do not reach the mountain top that is not failure; failure is that you did not even try.
That Baratheon Girl �.. @baratheongirl
22K Followers 19K Following Ours is the Fury; Play the Ball, not the Man Viking ⚓️ from Hull. Living the life in Cymru
Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAF.. @SydesJokes
195K Followers 145K Following 🇬🇧 British Dad 🇩🇪 German Mum 🇸🇬 Born Singapore 🇫🇮 Fiancée/ex-wife/kids Finnish. Lived here 29 years 🇪🇺 #FBPEGlobal #NAFO #FBPPR #FBR #Donation 👇👇👇
Ryder 🇮🇪 🇪�.. @Ryder56004614
14K Followers 14K Following 🇮🇪 I despise Tories. Retired and emigrated to County Donegal, Ireland to get away from Tory lies and corruption.
Frank Place Botfinder.. @BotFinderUK
8K Followers 6K Following Lefty academic and historian. Laughing at right-wing sockpuppets and lickspittles. MA war studies, degree forensic linguistics. Ex - soldier + ex-warehouseman
Katherine @katherine_shah_
193 Followers 3K Following
Dylan Edwards @edwardslab
2K Followers 3K Following Retired cancer scientist; Humanists UK funeral celebrant; lover of dogs and classic cars; supporter of Big C, Norfolk’s cancer charity; all views my own.
ValeriePerkin @M0A4fta8M8f9U
0 Followers 281 Following
Lilith Billingsby @lilith85273
77 Followers 5K Following
Christophé @Christo96911923
511 Followers 725 Following I just want social justice. We need a better society. No Tories please. ⛔
Cranks @Crankoid
2K Followers 3K Following Actor. Mother. Norman Beaton winner. Double Offie nominee. Proud pan. Cold water swimmer. Transform Party. https://t.co/1UVssuGmEJ
MisterLeftWing 🌹 @MisterLeftWing
336 Followers 993 Following Social Democrat • 🇬🇧🏳️🌈 • 2️⃣0️⃣ years old • he/him
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Tessa Valdes @tessa_vald10914
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Mira Zulian @MiraZulian
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silvia more @silviamore110
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Ruby Turner @rubyturnersoul
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Isha Faraimo @FaraimoIsh3067
78 Followers 5K Following
Dollie Donovan @donov_doll
66 Followers 5K Following
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Gayla Oniel @GaylaOniel1905
80 Followers 5K Following
End of Daze @Petel30983171
2K Followers 4K Following A middle aged dad. Hobbies include motorcycling , carpentry and amateur butchery, sometimes all three at the same time. Still very much a European.
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AgnesTyler @kbSR7298XI5A1x1
1 Followers 378 Following
Miffy @miffythegamer
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Esmie Waka @wa_esm
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Isla 😳 @Isla9701
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Ben Smith @BSmithBenS
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Lindsay Greener @greener_lindsay
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may charlotte @scouter61353
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MUJIB MARKETING SOLUT.. @SolutionMujib
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Anth @anthfin
2K Followers 2K Following Postie, hate Tories & RW nut jobs, arch remoaner, woke AF, quite sweary. Atheist Smoggie Massive fan of Gary Numan,Depeche Mode etc #GTTO #FBPE #UTB
Inkaa breambyahl @breambyahlinkaa
170 Followers 177 Following
Agnus Sonderman @AgnusSonde2697
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Liam's Wildlife Pics @lmcwildlife
2K Followers 3K Following 🦅🦊 Hobbyist Wildlife Photographer 📷 OMD OM-1 ii + 100-400mm + 2x ⚽ Coach 🚀 Entrepreneur & Leader @liammcdx @HelloBirdSpot @SHOTclubhouse @XPgroupltd
Clair Arroyos @ArroyosCla67885
71 Followers 5K Following
Richie Daiches Barlow @The_DogWalker
23K Followers 8K Following Best Selling Author & CEO Yorkshire’s Multi Award-Winning Business. Care Experienced & Child Abuse Survivor. Married to a Man 👬🏻. Book Available to Buy 👇🏼
Rafaela Hawthrone @hawthro_rafa
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Agatha Castilla @agat_casti
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TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 .. @BettinaSRoss1
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Dierdre Devan @DierdrDeva
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Crysta Dainels @DaineCrys
98 Followers 5K Following
Teagan Sieracki @SierackiTe64592
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The Political Debate @ScotDebate
1K Followers 4K Following Sharing political and other guff. Hope you all enjoy a bit of banter! Go on, give us a follow!
Francesca Woldridge @FrancescaW87325
45 Followers 5K Following
Amanda Cerlia @AmandaCerl34952
77 Followers 172 Following
GET TORIES DONE - GEN.. @snb19692
232K Followers 8K Following SODEM. Fighting for our future. #ProportionRepresentation #ToriesOut. To help keep us going: https://t.co/E0IohD1SaN…
Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant
326K Followers 2K Following Labour MP for the Rhondda (01443 442521) Shadow Minister for Creative Industries and Digital JAMES AND JOHN out now
Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss
494K Followers 3K Following I’m not always having a go at this Govt…sometimes I’m sleeping | Political Commentator & Podcaster | @jeremyvineon5 | @skynews | @lbc | @thetrawlpodcast
dave lawrence 🐟�.. @dave43law
50K Followers 38K Following A UK without poverty, for the NHS, for a sustainable future and a life without Tories #GTTO #FBPE #SunakOut #GTTO
🐟 Wandering Rose �.. @desertrose1969
35K Followers 24K Following Very Sweary ‘Leftist Trollope’, ‘Lefty Cunt’, ‘Hag Features’. #atheist #GTTO #AutismAwareness, but it isn’t me before you try to insult me with it, thanks 😘
Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole
1.1M Followers 600 Following Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? 👖 Sponsored by @hebtroco - buy their lovely trousers 🩳 Buy *NEW* book https://t.co/opfREXuSjI
Jo Maugham @JolyonMaugham
437K Followers 2K Following Director @GoodLawProject. Barrister. Live your values. Fight the power. Keep the receipts. He/him.
James O'Brien @mrjamesob
1.2M Followers 4K Following Buy ‘How They Broke Britain’ here: https://t.co/l1OeqaJPce
Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2
567K Followers 14K Following Lawyer, Vlogger, Big Issue Top 100 Changemaker 2024, CEO CAMPAIGN FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE https://t.co/PncSg2x1Su https://t.co/vMqXRCoVPt
Joe Hardy 🇺🇦 �.. @BlokeOnWheels
61K Followers 43K Following Founder #RightToLove campaign. #DisabilityRights pro-EU anti- Tory Anti-GOP NUFC/BTFC fan pink wig wearer, love🐈 follow @ai_fantasy19 if you like my #AIArt
Russ Jones @RussInCheshire
304K Followers 1K Following Writer, 'The Decade In Tory', 'Four Chancellors and a Funeral' and 'Tories: The End of an Error' (expected soon after the election).
Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP
106K Followers 521 Following The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧
Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews
553K Followers 2K Following Jonathan Pie is a news reporter https://t.co/0AQ0lNiSvD… WEBSITE: https://t.co/ete9uc4BML Enquiries to [email protected]
Sir Stuart Glover @stuglow
37K Followers 28K Following Retired French teacher, examiner,LFC supporter and Lancs CC fan Online racing commentator Hate Johnson
Brendan May @bmay
92K Followers 7K Following Climate change is real and happening now🔥🌍 Brexit is a total disaster, as widely predicted 🤦🏻♂️ Music lover 🎹 Forever European🇪🇺 I listen to experts.
Lady 🐝 Bee 🐝 Mi.. @Mistyswoman
44K Followers 45K Following @[email protected] Married, socialist, humanist, "mostly harmless", Cis woman #LGBTQ+ ally Save 🐝 The opposite of "woke" is "cunt". Don't be a cunt.
Deborah Meaden 🇺�.. @DeborahMeaden
718K Followers 3K Following Star of Dragon’s Den,Co -Host of the big Green Money Show,Bestselling Childrens Author- instagram and threads @deborahmeaden.
sue#NHSLove💙💙�.. @SueSuezep
42K Followers 33K Following Flame of anger, flame of hope. Ye are many - they are few💧💔 If you get a DM link that appears to be from me, it's not me -don't open it
David__Osland @David__Osland
108K Followers 6K Following Forty-year veteran of socialist politics. Freelance contributor to Labour Research Department and https://t.co/Q5pmn9zMlC.
Parody Rishi Sunak @Parody_PM
277K Followers 983 Following Just like the real Prime Minister, only honest and with £730million less in the bank. I survive on coffee – feel free to buy me one here ⬇️
Dylan Edwards @edwardslab
2K Followers 3K Following Retired cancer scientist; Humanists UK funeral celebrant; lover of dogs and classic cars; supporter of Big C, Norfolk’s cancer charity; all views my own.
The Bear @i_iratus
29K Followers 10K Following Verbose. Opinionated. Polite - until I’m not. 🇬🇧🇿🇦🏳️🌈
Frank Place Botfinder.. @BotFinderUK
8K Followers 6K Following Lefty academic and historian. Laughing at right-wing sockpuppets and lickspittles. MA war studies, degree forensic linguistics. Ex - soldier + ex-warehouseman
Patrick Dalton @shitlondon
29K Followers 1K Following Writer/Author of a moderately successful series of toilet books about a decade ago. First feature film coming late 2024! MD ANT🏅
Cranks @Crankoid
2K Followers 3K Following Actor. Mother. Norman Beaton winner. Double Offie nominee. Proud pan. Cold water swimmer. Transform Party. https://t.co/1UVssuGmEJ
Christophé @Christo96911923
511 Followers 725 Following I just want social justice. We need a better society. No Tories please. ⛔
Adam @Account4Moaning
9 Followers 131 Following
MisterLeftWing 🌹 @MisterLeftWing
336 Followers 993 Following Social Democrat • 🇬🇧🏳️🌈 • 2️⃣0️⃣ years old • he/him
Steph Richards: (She/.. @PompeySteph
3K Followers 682 Following Intersectional Feminist & Human Rights Activist. Labour Women's & LGBT Officer. Recipient Inspirational Women of Portsmouth Awards (Elder) 2023. Views My Own.
Conrad @conradbaker2003
105 Followers 65 Following
Damian Low @DamianLow3
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Mira Zulian @MiraZulian
82 Followers 281 Following
Ruby Turner @rubyturnersoul
13K Followers 13K Following Official Twitter Page for Ruby Turner, one of Britain's finest Soul and R&B Singers
End of Daze @Petel30983171
2K Followers 4K Following A middle aged dad. Hobbies include motorcycling , carpentry and amateur butchery, sometimes all three at the same time. Still very much a European.
Georgy Jamieson @georgyjamieson
3K Followers 1K Following Broadcaster, writer, event host & radio doc maker @RadioAcademy podcast presenter Patron of @bawdseyradar Director @BritComSociety TV & Radio comedy historian
Josh Self @Josh_Self_
5K Followers 3K Following Editor, @politics_co_uk ✍️ | [email protected] | DMs open | Subscribe to my 7-days-a-week newsletter below 👇
The Green Party @TheGreenParty
339K Followers 13K Following 💚 Building fairer, greener communities Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of the Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ.
Chad Flenderman @flendermanc
3K Followers 5K Following
Anth @anthfin
2K Followers 2K Following Postie, hate Tories & RW nut jobs, arch remoaner, woke AF, quite sweary. Atheist Smoggie Massive fan of Gary Numan,Depeche Mode etc #GTTO #FBPE #UTB
TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 .. @BettinaSRoss1
20K Followers 17K Following 🇩🇪🏴 friendly, feisty & wordy. Work-from-home knitter. Kind, not stupid. In love with Scotland. At home in more than one place.
The Political Debate @ScotDebate
1K Followers 4K Following Sharing political and other guff. Hope you all enjoy a bit of banter! Go on, give us a follow!
Ben Smith @BSmithBenS
3K Followers 1K Following Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, In reality it’s made up of Morons.
Ed MB @EdMBNL
2K Followers 200 Following Bowel cancer survivor & comedian. Writer of #SillyRhymes (as published in an e-bike shop in Reading). Facebook/EdMBcomedy. Insta+Threads @EdMBNL.
Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian
98K Followers 4K Following hard-working dilettante / freelance journalist & author / sometimes on the radio / [email protected] / 🇫🇷🇲🇦
Sunny Singh @ProfSunnySingh
44K Followers 4K Following Sunny Singh (she/her). It's Prof. Singh to you. Author. Academic. Director @jhalakprize. My TL is personal. Deal with it.
Shaira - Stop the sla.. @ShairaBambi
1K Followers 847 Following Co-founder @TransActivismUK | Bengali Muslim | They/She | (Opinions are my own and not my work organisations).
Machen Wir @TheTravelHound
164 Followers 275 Following Military Veteran or Walter Mitty to the ‘I almost joined up’ Brigade. Off grid traveller and adventurer. Dabbled in elite rugby
John Bye @_johnbye
7K Followers 837 Following
Adrian Littlejohn �.. @yorksfella59
15K Followers 14K Following Yorkshire bloke of Scottish descent. Lefty humanist. Hates racism and bigotry. Loves music - Alan Hull, Springsteen, Cohen, Dylan... #RenationaliseUtilities
Angus Sawyer @aardgoose
976 Followers 356 Following Caver, Climber, slave to one Border Collie. Husband to @singlespeed_cy
Simon Whale ™ @Simon_Whale
19K Followers 16K Following Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. I tend to tweet at night ....mostly
Paula Erizanu @paulaerizanu
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Matthew Hodson @Matthew_Hodson
51K Followers 21K Following Executive Director @aidsmap. Shamelessly #HIV+. These opinions, gym-selfies & choices are mine but you’re welcome to them. #UequalsU (he/him). 🏳️🌈🌱
Nick Lowles @lowles_nick
33K Followers 4K Following Anti-fascist @hopenothate, LUFC fan, cricket mad and traveller. Tweeting in personal capacity. “Antifascists fight, antifascists do” [email protected]
Mike Donachie @Mike_Donachie
4K Followers 2K Following Communications, journalism, comic books and numerous other obsessions. Stuck with one of those faces. Closet optimist.
Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants
81K Followers 77K Following Half Manc Half Biscuit… Rock’n’roll politics with an eye on satire… Lyrical Gangster, word Jedi… don’t take it personally! Enquiries to [email protected]
Malcolm Wood @woodmal.. @woodmally1979
3K Followers 5K Following Yorkshire man and a Trekkie (He/Him)
Richard Tibbels @rjtibbels
1K Followers 241 Following Special Envoy for the Indo Pacific at the European External Action Service
Johanna Saunders 🕷.. @JohannaSaunders
26K Followers 20K Following Mama & Aêva / Serious Annoyance / Carer / Sweary! #European #Rejoin #Climate #Woke #FBPE #BunnyHugger #BLM 💚🇪🇺🌱
James. @yay_its_james
4K Followers 3K Following Why do people on here believe utter rubbish? It’s actually scary. 😑 Trying to clean X up a little, one tweet at a time. (no DMs please, they won’t be answered)
Dr Mariana Claire Mar.. @DrMarianaClaire
3K Followers 2K Following Born in Newcastle living between London and Castletown (IOM) Comp Sci Ph.D Microsoft, Apple, Linux, CISCO certified. Ethical hacker. Fluent in sarcasm.
M @samseytan45
5 Followers 165 Following
Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF
55K Followers 24K Following Founder of Save British Farming, campaigning to join the Single Market to Save British Food.
Francis Scarr @francis_scarr
120K Followers 3K Following Journalist watching Russia for @BBCMonitoring | Radio stuff: https://t.co/G5kfOvj3eY
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Mark Bowsher - pls su.. @MarkBowsherFilm
3K Followers 2K Following Makes films/writes things. Author, The Boy Who Stole Time. @pokingbooks host. Runs @RabbitIslandPro. #dyspraxic. Support Myrthali 1&2 on Kickstarter. He/him.
If I were the head of a party claiming to be on the left, I would simply not warmly welcome screeching Brexiters with scant regard for workers' rights.
@UKLabour @NatalieElphicke Fuck everything about your disgusting party
@JaneyGodley 31 Years Clear Now Janey But Still Worry When I Go For My 2 Year Checks All The Best
2022 I never thought I’d make another year, I am still terrified - my cancer number is up high but the scans are showing no change, which means something is happening. Every single twinge and pain scares me but here I am 2 years later still on tour - janeygodley.com
Take a weather pattern and the last name of a British light entertainment star of the 1980s to make your porn star name. Mine: Foggy Bygraves #StormyDaniels
@RevRichardColes I thought Saint Julian was more into dogs?
I'm crushed. My twins declined my offer to do their ponytails this morning. Mum is much better, evidently.
@GullisJonathan Should you not be focusing on your day job as a dog whistling wind-up monkey for the Conservative Party?
My mum died recently. She wasn't a very nice person and never got over World War Two. Absolutely HATED Germans. Really tempted to take her ashes to Berlin to scatter but I'm scared she'll come back and haunt me.
@Slothie_Bee @fesshole Maybe it was Jill Dando and you have inadvertently identified her killer?
Shoutout to Stormy Daniels for making “adult film star” a more respected job title than “former president of the United States”.
If Man United are definitely going to sack Ten Hag, they should do it now and let a random fan manage them for the FA Cup final. What a managerial record if they win!
Does anyone know how much millionaire's shortbread you have to eat before you become a millionaire? Only I've put on four stone and I'm skint.
Yep, gotta keep those flies from coming in your back door.
@jayrayner1 Also celeb brown leather + beaded compo readily available.
I'll say it: it's incredible that Shazam works. I know it's just putting together a load of data, like any app. But it feels magical holding your phone up and having it instantly go 'this? Captain Beefheart, mate'. It's like being able to summon my dad anywhere.
@pitchblacksteed I find it particularly ironic, my lord. Because I have a thingy that's shaped like a shoe.
@hoskas Can someone reset the “days since last accident” sign at Cadbury World?
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