David Atherton @athertondavid
Let battle commence UK Joined June 2009-
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“ more poison in your kids’ lungs! “
“ more poison in your kids’ lungs! “
“We got Brexit done”
Thick as a boy-cow’s dingle-dangle
Thick as a boy-cow’s dingle-dangle
“IS THIS HOW PEOPLE STAND?”
“IS THIS HOW PEOPLE STAND?”
Ally McCoist on @footballontnt comparing Jürgen’s Liverpool challenging Man City with Andy Murray coming up against Novak Djokovic. Perhaps a better comparison be Chris Boardman coming up against Lance Armstrong?
Continental cheese: We used a process unchanged for 600 years and aged it in a cave for two years British cheese: We briefly scared a cow American cheese: We fed some descriptions of cheese into an AI engine
There are actual key rings commemorating a 2-0 April home win which kept a team in 16th place in the league
To stand a chance of beating City in a title race, you have to build yourself a decent cushion in the first half of the season. When Liverpool won it, they were 9 points clear in November & City already had a mountain to climb. After Xmas, they leave v little margin for error.
You can spot a bell-endrical take at the moment by usage of the phrase “only one league title”
You can spot a bell-endrical take at the moment by usage of the phrase “only one league title”
The new Hidden Words feature on Hinge is the best thing they’ve ever done
Hope they don’t get in the Tube Might have to be hunted WITH HAMMERS
Hope they don’t get in the Tube Might have to be hunted WITH HAMMERS https://t.co/VvnlzhgsKx
Sunak has allocated 2200 detention spaces, 200 caseworkers, 25 courtrooms, 150 judges and 5000 sitting days for Rwanda At a time when rape victims have to wait almost 2 years for a trial the PM has suddenly found the cash and capacity to get what he wants bylinetimes.com/2024/04/23/ris…
FINALLY some recognition
BINGO - what’s the prize for a full house in one tweet?
I have had the covid jab and I’m perfectly healthy Retweet if you are too Ps watch out for the nutters in the comment that will wish death upon us
a) he can’t / won’t / what does this even mean b) what devastating ills would afflict our country if he could / did c) it would require a vote. Are the weirdoes against votes now? Or is the 2016 opinion poll the opinion poll that conquers all other opinion polls?
a) he can’t / won’t / what does this even mean b) what devastating ills would afflict our country if he could / did c) it would require a vote. Are the weirdoes against votes now? Or is the 2016 opinion poll the opinion poll that conquers all other opinion polls?
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I see the wallopers, throbbers and click-seekers* are now routinely referring to “one tainted league title” Ignore, Block, job done !! *and bell-ends
This, my friends, is rational football banter Rarer than hens’ teeth
This, my friends, is rational football banter Rarer than hens’ teeth
This content exists in the same global timeline as the content abusing Klopp for “only” winning 1 ( despite two other finals vs Real Madrid )
This content exists in the same global timeline as the content abusing Klopp for “only” winning 1 ( despite two other finals vs Real Madrid )
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I can't stand the rain Against my window Bringing back sweet memories Of every other fucking day this year
@AndrewBrookLdn @LoftusSteve Nice of you to frame them as ignorant savages.
Minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision! #UseASausageAsABreakwater
Billie Eilish. Do pop stars never have to face their parents and families after making their pronouncements? Auntie Joyce in the buffet queue at a family wedding - “Hiya Billie love. I hear you like flicking yourself off in front of a mirror”
people have been saying “music was just better when i was young” for as long as there’s been music and they’re still failing to realise the pattern
seeing how much the quality of pop music has declined since the 2000s-2010s is honestly crazy
simply enormous ‘have I got a second series?’ Partridge energy
“We haven’t got those. Would you like a quiche instead.”
So hoping he also has a bookish daughter with formative psychic abilities and a beef with her headteacher
Knew nothing about him on his arrival. Really enjoyed his tenure and how he got us, the people and our city. Won the league and CL and more importantly great times. I’m hoping that his health improves for him, his family and loved ones.
Why do men forget women do not only pee and poo in public toilets? We also menstruate, miscarry, and vomit and bleed during early pregnancy. Not uncommon for pregnant women to feel ill, head to the loo, then faint. Who will find you behind a single locked door or check you’re ok?
No eating in the car
saturday night in the 4HL
@LBC That Royal author is Angela levin and she’s a fantasist and a troll.
We’ve been either dreadful or injury ridden all season and we’re 2 points behind the best Arsenal team for 20 years. 🤣
I hope Liverpool fans have enjoyed this season because they won't be in a title race again for a while. It's between Arsenal and Man City again next season. Everyone else can battle it out for the top four and Europa League football.
If you think this is bad, you never experienced Northampton at home under Hodgson. This is a laugh this.
Who plays your parents in your biopic
Who plays your parents in your biopic?
Any person who takes a picture of a healthcare provider who's trying to keep their arse healthy and alive just to fat shame them has no place in that bed. Guess what 100% she knows she's overweight, 100% she struggles with it and 100% she feels embarrassed because of opinionated…
any person who looks like this has no business giving anyone health advice or medical care of any kind...
The only thing worse than 'Sweet Caroline' is that little bit of artistic flair people have added when they go 'So good! So good! So good!' Sweet Caroline Sweet Fuck Off more like
I will stay silent on this matter no longer: 8pm is too late for football to kick off on a Saturday in this country, this isn't Spain where you tuck into some octopus with the family at half midnight
Checking back in to say I have just paid £29 for two gins in Fulham. Mind blown.
Not to sound like one of those northerners who moans about London prices but I have just paid £30 for two Baileys’. THIRTY POUNDS.
Thank you @LeeAndersonMP_ Your video talks about how proud you are of the industrial revolution... and then you illustrate it with a picture of a Model T Ford production line... ....in Detroit, Michigan, USA. Always good to have new material.
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