Patrick Dalton @shitlondon
Writer/Author of a moderately successful series of toilet books about a decade ago. First feature film coming late 2024! MD ANT🏅 London Joined February 2010-
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Papers like the Mail have driven a large portion of this country utterly insane
I missed the FOURTH anniversary of this dammit!! Happy Dill Danding day for last week everyone. Hope you all marked it in your own special way 🙏
I missed the FOURTH anniversary of this dammit!! Happy Dill Danding day for last week everyone. Hope you all marked it in your own special way 🙏
Lotta people dragging McCartney into this thread. He's had the odd off moment too to be fair
...and bored as fuck
All the angry thumbs bleating about ‘two-tier policing’ today but I’ve just watched a clip of the Divorced Actor tell a copper who’d asked him not to cross the road to ‘f ck off, who d’you think you’re talking to?’ in a way that would see a black teenager in cuffs within seconds.
This is one of the four signs heralding the return of Goza the Gozerian. All hail Goza.
This is one of the four signs heralding the return of Goza the Gozerian. All hail Goza.
Yes this is the basic contradiction in the policy. Rwanda must sound terrible to be a deterrent. But it cannot be considered terrible or else they'll look like bastards. It therefore exists in both states simultaneously.
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Of course you’re going to want to party at the cenotaph, a symbolic tomb.
Watch the far right Robinson supporter attack police horse in Whitehall #StGeorgesDay video from @metpoliceuk. Far right are neither friend to animal nor people.
Every. Single. Time. "Why don't we celebrate St. George's Day?!?" Because of idiots like this.
Every. Single. Time. "Why don't we celebrate St. George's Day?!?" Because of idiots like this.
Reclaim England from the racists & bigots or let it die #StGeorgesDay
Post 4 records from your parents collection
Post 4 records from your parents collection https://t.co/qJ10t5sE8N
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@MarkKirbyLeeds @TRobinsonNewEra @metpoliceuk @JamesCleverly @CPhilpOfficial Yeah because there aren't drunken racist thugs about.
@MarkKirbyLeeds @TRobinsonNewEra @metpoliceuk @JamesCleverly @CPhilpOfficial Why would there be? I don't see any alcoholic thugs, and known football hooligans.
@MarkKirbyLeeds @TRobinsonNewEra @metpoliceuk @JamesCleverly @CPhilpOfficial You've forgot to say theres no need either. Policing is based on risk
A copy sold for every single time she did a TV promotion
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@shitlondon I’ve somehow never seen this before and I properly snorted with laughter
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
@grantshapps Boris Johnson & his attendance at the famous party ?
You’ve almost made it to the end of another week in Tory Britain… Pour a glass of wine, crack open a beer and get stuck in to a podcast that reassures you… You’re not alone. open.spotify.com/episode/55L6PR…
@shitlondon The word "politician" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.
Commissioners love to ask "Why now?" "Why do we need this script now?" Like I don't know pal, why do we need a 5th series of Mrs Browns Boys? Why is now a good time for another series following a well known comedian going on holibobs with his mum? I'm going to screeaaaammm
I used to be the DJ at Stonehenge but I no longer mix in those circles.
@shitlondon @LBC It was a quote from Nadine Dorries!