stephen elliott @S___Elliott
Books (The Adderall Diaries, Happy Baby) movies (About Cherry, After Adderall). Currently focused on real estate, but I'm not very good at it. Optimist. stephenelliott.com Chicago Joined March 2009-
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One time when I was a sperm donor I handed my cup of sperm to the nurse and she was like, "Thanks! Love you! See you next week!" It freaked me out. She could have at least put the cup down or something before she said that.
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This is the actual bar where I began my stripping career in the mid-90s.
This is the actual bar where I began my stripping career in the mid-90s.
Why are more men than women answering this question, but more than 90% of my followers are gorgeous women?
Why are more men than women answering this question, but more than 90% of my followers are gorgeous women?
If you're not showing up in her algo she's not that into you.
I feel like I should have been born rich. I guess compared to most of the world I was.
You so slow they named a speed bump after you.
It's official.
The 1985 Bears were better than the 1972 Dolphins.
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Hurts like hell but anything to make the ladies happy
What if who you are on twitter is closer to your real self than who you are off twitter?
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Normalise politely disagreeing with people without threatening to kill them, calling them a traitor, disowning them, ritually humiliating them, or other such bullshit.
Everybody should read this, is my scientifically tested opinion. People who never learned how to read, should learn how to read on this book.
Everybody should read this, is my scientifically tested opinion. People who never learned how to read, should learn how to read on this book.
I have a learning disorder. I can only learn things the hard way.
People that don't want police want to be police.
The best advice is probably the advice you would give your younger self, and still haven't acted on.
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