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University of Florida's chapter of Young Democratic Socialists of America: UF PD HANDED OUT FLYERS WITH DRACONIAN NEW REGULATIONS ON THEM, CLEARLY DESIGNED TO STOP OUR LIBERATION ZONE-- THEY WILL NOT WIN!! *Except for today they win a little cus we’re going home
University of Florida's chapter of Young Democratic Socialists of America: UF PD HANDED OUT FLYERS WITH DRACONIAN NEW REGULATIONS ON THEM, CLEARLY DESIGNED TO STOP OUR LIBERATION ZONE-- THEY WILL NOT WIN!! *Except for today they win a little cus we’re going home
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Few know this, but back when Perry (@ElectionLegal) was "heavy set" (no beard) he used to wear these trousers to buy his morning coffee. He still wears them today.
It's been less than 18 hours since @oneunderscore__ claimed CEO status of The Onion
@PeteMitch311 An excuse to do that was like 75% of the reason I even posted this
@RasputinWoke Worst pick up line ever.
@jarvis_best Also I have an inordinate amount of people demanding I comment on this, and I'm just kind of like the 3rd grade teacher silently putting the Challenger explosion on in the classroom, and then wheeling it out after I realize what I just saw.
@jarvis_best He said in his Cronkite Award winning speech that he was a steward of the truth. Mad respect here for him deciding to eat and swallow that speech like the Ralph Fiennes scene in Red Dragon.
@redsteeze The new Onion is doomed to fail. How could a guy like Ben Collins do fake news?
Guys, nothing at Ben's new "Whatever this is" will be funnier than declaring Twitter was dead, saying peace out told you so, then announcing this new thing back on Elon Musk's TwitterX, like it never happened because the exodus to German underage furry porn Mastodon failed
@jarvis_best So could I and I’m not even 5 feet tall!!