Phil Anderson @PhilAndersUAE
🥝 in 🇦🇪. Financial sector regulator, elder-millennial, lefty-ish, lover of all things Cricket. Dubai, United Arab Emirates Joined January 2024-
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“They’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn 1971
one thing about slavs is we have a compulsion to finally make bear play musical instrument
business tip. INSTEAD OF SAYING “i work from home”: weak, lazy, does not sound productive SAY “i practically live at the office”: a real go-getter, dedicated to the grind, a worker bee
This was really good. Larry's a character who has been in the show since episode 1, but he's never talked to anyone and no one has ever talked to him. He's just sat there looking sad for 35 years. & the episode explores just how tragic that really is (but humorously!) THREAD 1/6
This was really good. Larry's a character who has been in the show since episode 1, but he's never talked to anyone and no one has ever talked to him. He's just sat there looking sad for 35 years. & the episode explores just how tragic that really is (but humorously!) THREAD 1/6
Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview
‘the protests are robbing my Columbia students of listening to John Cage’s 4’33, the piece of music that is explicitly designed to force you to listen to…what’s around you.’ absolutely perfect
I had a tea party with my 6yo, and told her the pastries were delicious. She said her husband made them. She talked about her 3 kids and how hard it is to be a doctor. I asked how she's able to host tea parties with all that going on. She said she has a supportive husband.
If you do $30K of damage in a low speed collision with a stationary object you should honestly just lose your license.
this is the most cat thing ive ever seen
When the Rolling Stones see some shelter
I’m here to hype you up! F$ck the world you got this sh!t! I believe in you just keep pushing, keep going, you got this let’s riiiiiiide this to the finish line! 💜🔥
I love my dog, but I also love your dog
Wait, what the fuck? 🤯
“Women only want to go out with men who’re in the top 1% of looks” is actually the biggest way to know if a guy has never spoken to a woman in real life. One girl could think a guy is the cutest thing she’s ever seen and her friend will be like “that man looks like he haggled his…
My Italian is terrible and I now have an entire bottle of wine to drink with dinner, outside on a gorgeous night in Venice. 💪
when buying a suit, hold the sales associate like this, cock back your fist, and then look for a collar gap while saying "the menswear guy told me to do this"
First time i visited Venice i got a Casanova mask. Survived various dom & intl moves, and currently hanging at home in Dubai. Today i randomly stumbled into the exact same store *TWENTY YEARS* later and saw him on the wall here again. So, at last, a girl is coming home with him.
It’s so cool that there’s a kind of bear who are uncles
It’s so cool that there’s a kind of bear who are uncles
That feeling when you’re excited about going on a short adventure to one of your favourite places, and then you discover your transport there is an aircraft that has developed a reputation for things suddenly falling off. 🤷♂️
Jason Dawson @WebTaniwha
4K Followers 4K Following Ngāpuhi, Ngāti Whātua, Te Uri o Hau | @flyairnz | #travel #dairy #design #socialmedia #marketing #CX | the odd foodie tidbit | opinions my own
Esmeralda @Persis352518
28 Followers 946 Following I am a lively and cheerful girl who would like to meet a good friend.
Joyce @joyce_counts79
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Elon musk @EMusk65114
27 Followers 651 Following Entrepreneur 🚀| Spacex • CEO & CTO 🚔| Tesla • CEO and Product architect 🚄| Hyperloop • Founder 🧩| OpenAI • Co-founder 👇🏻| Build A 7-fig IG
Beeves on the Line @BeevesOn
952 Followers 2K Following A perfectly NORMAL a/c for sharing choice quotes from @beefanddairy while enjoying our great nation's rail network. What exactly is 'weird' about that, Helen?
Rebecca @beca_rosebourne
602 Followers 4K Following
Mitchell’s HQ @mitchells_hq
182 Followers 510 Following If it’s not Mitchell’s, get back in the truck!
Emilia @b182h9oojadg
3 Followers 74 Following From Hong Kong, currently in Spain.Raised in a business family and fluent in English Looking to make friends. Let's connect! https://t.co/oWfpObkl6I
linna @MorganDunc35468
93 Followers 186 Following Founder of @TheRoboghosts + @Sneaker_Cards Prev clients include Jordan, Nike, Kidrobot, Adidas Podcast + #Spaceshost @VirtualObsessed
Om-itter @omerrana36
144 Followers 3K Following
Highlandhiker 🐀 @Highlandhiker1
46 Followers 635 Following I’m a simple man, I like kitties and titties
kiki @98968sukuq
2 Followers 256 Following Enjoy traveling to many countries and meeting people. If you are 26+ and willing to be my tour guide, we can become good friends. Add my WhatsApp below.
ELON MUSK𝕩 @elonmusk2_8_
11 Followers 982 Following Elon Musk | Tesla | Spacex Elon Musk Is & CEO. SpaceX & Tesla A ; Founder - The Boring Company* Co-Founder - Neuralink, OpenAl @elonmusk
Heatsink @egorub
915 Followers 2K Following The voice of Waitakere's pre-worn denim jeans. He/him/fossil
Rottweiler Cute @rottweiler_cute
3K Followers 2K Following 🐾 No 1 Rottweiler Page of twitter. 🐕🦺Then follow us! @rottweiler_cute 🔔| Cute #Rottweiler Pictures & Videos Daily.
The Valley Report @TheValleyReport
29K Followers 10K Following The truth is out there, but this is more amusing.
Em @dresdendoll
2K Followers 1K Following general surgeon • general menace • opinions my own + rt do not equal endorsement
Dani Burger @daniburgz1
353 Followers 2K Following Anchor @bloombergtv Bloomberg Brief 10am Uk 5am ET. All things markets and investing. future sled dog racer.Hoos [email protected]
Warren jacqueline @Warrenjacq
58 Followers 604 Following
XavieraSurrey @0Vn4e4Bz87il5It
78 Followers 1K Following
gas statіon dream g�.. @cheygoulet
22K Followers 5K Following kind of like a goomba, but with slower reflexes
Fraser @fraseralfred
1K Followers 2K Following
Eva @kiha_2713
6 Followers 124 Following Love life, enjoy traveling, enjoy different landscapes and cultural history (hope to meet friends with common interests)
CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips
20K Followers 10K Following This is a fan page of classic comics from the early 20th century to present. for entertainment purposes only.
Tired Teacher @Modeltrainfan74
7K Followers 6K Following My Tweets are my own opinion, follows 🚫= endorsements, #Seahawks12 fan, model train enthusiast, HS History/English teacher, love sarcasm
Sophia🍁🎀 @teisi77786996
105 Followers 3K Following I like food🧇🍔🍜, travel✈️, golf🏌️♀️⛳️, horse riding🏇, shopping🛍👠, etc.
Katedou @Katedou236339
4 Followers 176 Following
Ashley @ashley_odems_
212 Followers 3K Following
Ken - TOYOTA NUMBER 7.. @KenLovesCars
299 Followers 503 Following Motorsports Fan / Nyck De Vries Supporter / Avid Trance Eurobeat/HI-NRG And Eurodance/Italodance Listener #NyckNation #PG10
Josephine Armstrong @JosephineA62870
38 Followers 354 Following I'm single and searching. Am I that ugly that I can't find a partner.
Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy
216K Followers 108K Following Day drinker, lazy YouTuber, sarcastic executive & shitty golfer. Go Navy! Beat Army!
Lionella ❤️ @x_zaich
7K Followers 5K Following Spiller of coffee • Misser of flights • Taker of notes • Nap queen • Licensed to chill
Worst Cass Scenario @WorstCassie
17K Followers 8K Following I don't know why Girls Gone Mild never took off.
Dr. Dan Smith @DJS12321
3K Followers 4K Following Writing about the ideas, trends & people changing the world for @TheDailyConcept PhD on anti-globalist populism @Cambridge_Uni Co-founder @MonetaryBlog
Kristi Deplois @kristi9790
77 Followers 3K Following
Pamela Hawkins🇺�.. @PHawkins20241
123 Followers 2K Following 🇺🇲married american🇺🇲with children and grandchildren. Tired and retired just traveling and having fun🛫🛫🌍🌈🪅
Dan Brunskill @dan_brunskill
2K Followers 1K Following Economic policy reporter for @interestnz (tweets aren’t journalism) [email protected]
Billie 👑 @Billie382757512
632 Followers 4K Following 🌈🖌️ Painting my way through life, one colorful mastеrpiece at a time. 🍔 Seeking a relationship as tasty as my favorite cheeseburger. Swipe right to add some
Hal Steinbrenner’s .. @HalcheckbookRBW
3K Followers 3K Following Hal Steinbrenner stop being cheap. Joe Douglas Defender. Mostly trolling, but some occasionally intelligent thoughts. Blocked By Rudy Giuliani
Diane @diane_nelson97
168 Followers 3K Following
Emma_Martin @EMartin5496
0 Followers 138 Following
Andrea Stanley @AndreaStan13498
84 Followers 3K Following
Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison
284K Followers 1K Following On a mission to save 10,000 dogs a month. Living in Thailand. Read more about the dogs and help out on the link below
Abu Dhabi Autonomous .. @A2RLeague
4K Followers 8 Following The first autonomous race in the GCC. 📅 April 27th, 2024 📍 Yas Marina Circuit, Abu Dhabi 🌎 https://t.co/VbcmdgR7lt
weird medieval guys B.. @WeirdMedieval
686K Followers 159 Following by @olivia__ms // listen to my podcast with @aranptappers and ORDER MY BOOK OUT NOW // [email protected] for enquiries
Kaveh MD @thehouseofpod
20K Followers 2K Following Humor-adjacent pod looking at health/news/culture . Host- Kaveh: Large mammal & GI doctor. Putting the “fun” back in mfunedicine. Listen: https://t.co/uOaIPujH3O
Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard
178K Followers 10K Following @theblcklst founder. Film & TV producer. Politics & football (soccer) person. @vanityfair contrib editor. @am_cinematheque & @weare_thegotham board member.
cornbread Bitch 🔜 .. @wobblymami
14K Followers 867 Following big fan of a bud heavy in a glass bottle and a Marlboro gold 72 fjb plf
Dumpster Jesus @DumpsterJesus
2K Followers 857 Following Parker. One of Mattathias’ buddies. Mortician and crematory operator. Bi. BLM. ACAB 🇵🇸 He/him
Crushed by Margaret C.. @CrushedbyMCS
680 Followers 486 Following Podcast about unrequited love. (Top pick of Sunday Times, Guardian, Independent, Esquire) Once @mcabournsmith. https://t.co/1OHDfIEufk
Robert Hutton @RobDotHutton
51K Followers 2K Following Political sketches and film columnist for @TheCriticMag, co-host of war movie love-in @PodTooFar. Books about journalese and spies.
Maximum Fun HQ @MaxFunHQ
30K Followers 340 Following Maximum Fun is a worker-owned network of artist-owned shows supported—directly—by you. MaxFunDrive is happening now! Become a member at https://t.co/AVm1D0qY2t.
Rebecca @beca_rosebourne
602 Followers 4K Following
Mitchell’s HQ @mitchells_hq
182 Followers 510 Following If it’s not Mitchell’s, get back in the truck!
Robert Brockway @brockway_llc
22K Followers 178 Following Novelist, screenwriter, podcaster. Half of https://t.co/EHC4RxnQnd. Formerly https://t.co/gUB4Wdxrwc. Film rep: Adam Marshall//Entertainment 360
BrickLink @BrickLink
29K Followers 307 Following The largest online marketplace for buying and selling new, used, and vintage LEGO® products.
Keys @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d
620 Followers 386 Following If you need to reach him, queef thrice in the moonlight and he will appear by your side.
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Historic Cricket Pict.. @PictureSporting
56K Followers 40 Following A mix of rare, unusual, spectacular, personal, and historic pictures from the earliest days of cricket to modern times
Halle Berry @halleberry
962K Followers 378 Following “It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.” –Thoreau
For All Mankind @forallmankind_
27K Followers 36 Following #ForAllMankind Season 4 is now streaming on @AppleTV
Alex @ShakingStick
4K Followers 2K Following I want a Royal Commission of Inquiry into the Standard of the Shit we are being Asked to Believe. ➡️ @Shakingstick.bsky.social
Heatsink @egorub
915 Followers 2K Following The voice of Waitakere's pre-worn denim jeans. He/him/fossil
A meme page to check .. @memecrashes
353K Followers 251 Following currently working on our PhD (imaginary issues no one cares about except a really really really specific audience)
Beyond the Brick @BeyondtheBrick
24K Followers 434 Following The World's Largest LEGO Fan Community | [email protected]
Emirates Support @EmiratesSupport
144K Followers 13K Following The official customer service Twitter channel for Emirates airline. We are here 24/7 to help you in English or Arabic.
DXB @DXB
600K Followers 122 Following Welcome to #DXB – where the world connects ✈️🌍 DM us to share your questions or suggestions to make us even better 💬
ben moores @benmoores2
3K Followers 650 Following Procurement Advisor to the Secretary of State for Defence. Opinions very much my own.
One NZ Warriors @NZWarriors
110K Followers 3K Following Official Twitter account of the One NZ Warriors. Proudly representing Aotearoa in the NRL #UpTheWahs
People Selling Mirror.. @SellingAMirror
186K Followers 899 Following Sometimes when people sell mirrors online, they can't figure out how to get out of the way.
Nick @StrayDogNZ
6K Followers 501 Following All Nick know is make meme, post cats, eat hot chip & lie. He/him.
Walter Hickey @WaltHickey
24K Followers 3K Following Executive Editor: @sherwood_news Get the book: https://t.co/kmPu7XnQiy Writer: https://t.co/P6t8KuPzSD President @dorianawards. Fmr @fivethirtyeight & BI. Pulitzer Prize winner.
Beth Granville @BettyGranville
2K Followers 1K Following Writer, Performer, same height as Prince. Podcast @smashingsundays Rep @MilburnBrowning Script Consultant services on my website below.
Hornet 🪡 Princess-.. @spaceghost
39K Followers 2K Following “the sky above the port was the color of television tuned to a dead channel” - IT/data eng/sci/anal former @netflix @wework #LCS commentator —🔞 @spaceghostkari
Greg Davies @gdavies
695K Followers 805 Following Full Fat Legend tour tickets available via https://t.co/3AFSyykLay, if you fancy coming
Alex Braae @awbraae
4K Followers 3K Following Generalist journalist. Harmless crank. EP of Q+A. Views my own.
out of context dogs @contextdogs
1.7M Followers 788 Following follow us for daily dog Content 🐶| Dm for credit and removals | art by @sillynubcat
Fraser @fraseralfred
1K Followers 2K Following
Javed @PastTenseOfJav
3K Followers 2K Following Pun loving fuck. Chaotic party goblin. Long suffering Chicago Bulls fan. Mosh pit advocate. He/him.
Australian Bureau of .. @ABSStats
86K Followers 625 Following Informing Australia's important decisions. About us: https://t.co/MYj7Pt48f7. Our social media guidelines: https://t.co/oF0Kt25VQA
Stats NZ @Stats_NZ
13K Followers 187 Following Stats NZ Tatauranga Aotearoa. Terms of use: https://t.co/fMHSVX9fdV
Footy Scran @FootyScran
586K Followers 972 Following The original and only Footy Scran. Posting scran at the football. DM’s are open for new photos 📸 [email protected] for contact and questions!
WG RumblePants @WG_RumblePants
18K Followers 7K Following Shouty amateur cricket artist, number 11 batsman who doesn’t bowl. Can’t catch. I do my paintings on an IPad Pro with an Apple Pencil. Just a fan like you 🏏🎨
Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil
88K Followers 901 Following I write about genetics, 'metrics, and demographics. Read my long-form writing at https://t.co/8hgA4nNS2A.
Am I getting older or is the grocery store music getting better ? 🤔
The simple act of holding hands is underrated.
The first girl I loved was a fucking saint. The number of times she put her fucking bra back on so I could practice the one hand removal was epic fucking patience.
We did protest. Perhaps if you had come with us, you would have remembered?
so wishing that just a tiny fraction of the impassioned US college students for Palestine could take time to camp out & vociferously protest against our fatally corrupt Supreme Court; on the issue alone of Roe vs. Wade, why don't more young people care? US future belongs to you.
Single people use half of their bed for remotes, phone, pillows, and snacks.
It’s amazing how much they continue to let him away with
besides the fact that many young people ARE organizing around repro justice literally all the time, how about YOU go camp out and stop putting everything on us???
so wishing that just a tiny fraction of the impassioned US college students for Palestine could take time to camp out & vociferously protest against our fatally corrupt Supreme Court; on the issue alone of Roe vs. Wade, why don't more young people care? US future belongs to you.
@piccolobutt There a world of difference between "fine" and "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine."
“That’s a classic warlock level diss!”
“Let them pray!” This choked me up. Students of different faiths and backgrounds at Ohio State University form a human chain to protect Muslims who are praying while riot police prep to crack skulls for absolutely no reason.
The best and worst of America in a single clip
“Let them pray!” This choked me up. Students of different faiths and backgrounds at Ohio State University form a human chain to protect Muslims who are praying while riot police prep to crack skulls for absolutely no reason.
This is why students are willing to risk their professional careers. In the future, everyone will claim they supported them.
An NBC News investigation into seven deadly airstrikes has found Palestinians were killed in areas of southern Gaza that the Israeli military had explicitly designated as safe zones. @HalaGorani reports from Israel.
That time of year again…tonight is the White House Correspondents' Dinner so let’s remember the time Michelle Wolf roasted Sarah Huckabee Sanders into oblivion since I hear Sarah loves when this clip resurfaces on the internet 🤣💀
Crowd for Nepal vs West Indies A T20 match. 🤯 - The craze for cricket in Nepal is huge.
Calvin and Hobbes Bill Watterson 1995
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