Justin Cider @PantsDonkey
Comedy all Day Everyday. @Pantsdonkey CEO and Owner of https://t.co/cOT4yj2CoM The rest just ask. pantsdonkey.com Alberta Canada Joined April 2011-
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Accidentally Googled "Pastor Yoda" instead of Master Yoda. I wasn't disappointed.
Tough week for losing expensive Jets.
The fact that Bob Barker dying at age 99 means he got as close to 100 without going over and that gives me comfort.
How to make a straw out of a glizzy
Unreal, only a week in and the Las Vegas Sphere has already been hacked.
Maybe if I work really hard, Come in early, Stay longer than I need to, Go above and beyond, Never use any of my sick days, My workplace will notice and reward me.
Had to settle for delivery cause someone didn't feel like cooking tonight
Me waking up from my 3rd nap of the day to see if the sun is still up.
Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn’t understand the humor in “The Flintstones”, but I know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi do.
Back in the day, this is how we used to beat stress and anxiety.
I thought this lady was staring at me for 5 minutes, till I realized it was a magazine.
Oh great, now the Kardashian's have a balloon.
Omg, now we have the German spy balloon.
Jimmy Darts pulls on those strings everytime. Take 1 minute out of your day and watch this ❤️ youtube.com/shorts/jyrYspN…
16 years ago today we learned how to make the perfect gift in just 3 easy steps.
Tony P. @Tbone7219
43K Followers 19K Following
C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
57K Followers 50K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole
CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
191K Followers 174K Following We huddle together & tweet for courage in the dark • Those who know do not tweet. Those who tweet do not know. • Tweet less, feel better.
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
55K Followers 50K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
25K Followers 10K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv
empanada senpai @ShittyRambo
19K Followers 11K Following Married to the lovely @DankNotStank. Raising the shit outta three kids.
Noah Kinsey @thenoahkinsey
110K Followers 19K Following That Guy from That Thing /Host of “The #CoffeeTime Podcast with Noah Kinsey”/CEO of Pier Left Productions & @SpartacusCoffee
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 10K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on twitter. ok fine, X. .•| sui juris |•.
JRGin @GinRumMe
21K Followers 11K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://t.co/znpZjkqqT3 (Favorites next link).
Mike Dirsa @mikedirsa
7K Followers 6K Following
John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
18K Followers 9K Following This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICA
Princess Lay Ya @hopeygilmore
29K Followers 18K Following Not a player- the coach. Helper of sick kids. Wanna get my attention? Help them too: https://t.co/OMSTm8KoK0
〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise
12K Followers 4K Following Installing a dating app when you're lonely is like going grocery shopping when you're hungry. Either way, you have cake and regret ahead of you.
kanye’s bhole @bossy_bootz
42K Followers 10K Following Syrian Import ✝️ Mother. Cat lover. Stay-at-home therapist. Recent: https://t.co/tvlKhCxxNi%
Michelle Orellana @MichelleOr28815
297 Followers 1K Following I didn't forget, but I learned to hide.
Raja Shaikh @raja_shaik2956
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Astra @Astra414821
23 Followers 2K Following
🇺🇸 Super Patrio.. @jleone3056
2K Followers 4K Following 2nd Generation 🇮🇹 Italian 🇮🇹 Navy Vet Voted for Trump twice (don't blame me). A single guy looking for a like minded woman, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN !!!!!
BuntWalker @BuntWalker
1K Followers 1K Following Love 🇨🇦 and our neighbour 🇺🇸 but losing hope with the faux Leadership of both Countries. ☹️
McTeedee @McTeedee70298
37 Followers 2K Following
Sunbeam @Sunbeam1783867
31 Followers 1K Following
😹🐴Josh;Occasion.. @constantlyjosh
1K Followers 1K Following Because it's never anyone else, Just Josh; Constantly. All the Time, Usually online, sometimes present, In the Moment, Speaks English
Video Boost (Exposure.. @fabiosalminhana
678 Followers 5K Following Grow your Video 👉 https://t.co/XyxPkPi6XX (Youtube / Spotify / TikTok & more)
Constant @SooleMc28589
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Rosa Vtuber 🎀 @RosatheArtistt
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♛ Jad.B ♛ @DrJadB
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HUNTER SILVA @HUNTERSILVA23
10 Followers 82 Following IM HUNTER SILVA I WRESTLE FOR FEW,TWA,REW AND HOPEFULLY UFN IM UNDEFEATED IN 2 OF THOSE PRROMOTIONS, BUT IM BY FAR THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE
Eda Güneş @EdaGne80600932
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Jillian @Thoughno169038
3 Followers 242 Following The night is coming, I'll be waiting for you on the air. https://t.co/v3aC1LgwGT
McPhote @McPhote61761
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Terrel @Terrel1664959
70 Followers 2K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.
JayBe @jaybemedia
104 Followers 716 Following
Sitear @Sitear198486
13 Followers 512 Following
McPetay @McPetay81131
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Kellygirl @blondefitness10
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DesignerBoy @designerboy859
22 Followers 29 Following New account 🥹👉🏻👈🏻 Is this how the gays use twitter? 6’2 twink just trying to become a twunk 😮💨
Kristi Beckman @KristiBeckman10
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jayaratnamkirushan @jayaratnamkiru1
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King👑 McFrost 🥶.. @SteelersGuy91
29K Followers 28K Following Go @steelers, @OrlandoMagic, #BLM, #AntiMAGA, Proud Progressive! Pro Choice, #Resister
Hamer @littles360187
70 Followers 115 Following
Ernest @RubiColin22
942 Followers 4K Following “I use my conscious mind because my subconscious mind has been programmed to give up my life.” #SaveOurChildren #TrudeauMustGo #JesusIsMyLord 🇨🇦⚔️🇺🇸
hassan @hassan59125645
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JT @ PicksPro @ThePicksPro
53K Followers 163 Following ⚾️ Daily MLB picks and sheets posted for free. Semi-pro sports betting degenerate. Once bowled 3 perfect games in Wii bowling. 21+. #GamblingX
BrownsPurgatory @JAGVintage73
4K Followers 3K Following Proud Canadian! Husband of an amazing woman & father of an incredible Daughter. NFL/brownsPurgatory Leafs,Jays,Raptors. Believer of the 3 L’s...Live,Love,Laugh
Jack Pogacar @JackPogacar
402 Followers 489 Following
sheila mccool @maryjane0250
4K Followers 5K Following retired RN, Hillary should have been POTUS, Arkansas Razorbacks fan, love all sports prefer basketball, before I die I want to see Trump in jail. Dogs are #1
Master Hammerfist @techittothemax
2K Followers 4K Following Jack of all trades. Master of none! Unmatched geek intensity! A man of the world but NY strong! 🤜🏼🔥
usagi @bbluedreamm
55 Followers 148 Following •there’s a code for people like you, always keeping score•
🌙Outrimos, o Lua s.. @ShiningOutrimos
745 Followers 2K Following Olá, me chamo Outrimos. Um artista, jojofag e baiano. Roteirista aspirante e fã de jogos de cartas. Best trio: Eu, @FrioyrentoMTT e @TheColdBoy0
Josh Belanger @joshbelanger27
3K Followers 5K Following 2027 6' 175lb RB/LB/ATH Wimberley HS. Bench 265 Squat 350 DL 405, Clean 225, https://t.co/ry9iNYGvdj NCAA# 2309111312
B. Winfield... @hufco60
2K Followers 2K Following Choices can be difficult, as it's usually one or the other. ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
Johnny Dollar @ytjohnnyd
863 Followers 5K Following The man with the (retired) action-packed expense account. Born in the US, resident of Canada. Fluffy *still* owns Usenet. Meow. Ramen. 18+: AC/AL
X❤Danomaly❤️X @DatWalshGurl
1K Followers 1K Following Kindness is free-sprinkle that shit everywhere. I'm a super hero on here.. I am not a bot.. Here is my cashapp name..
twostags @twostags2
1K Followers 2K Following Father and son talk about sports and other human interest stories sometimes parody https://t.co/Fo2TZsfvoV
Tony P. @Tbone7219
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C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
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CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
191K Followers 174K Following We huddle together & tweet for courage in the dark • Those who know do not tweet. Those who tweet do not know. • Tweet less, feel better.
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
55K Followers 50K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
25K Followers 10K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv
Doug Bies @dougbies
18K Followers 5K Following New York Jets fan, poker player, Instagram, Snapchat, & Untappd: dougbies
empanada senpai @ShittyRambo
19K Followers 11K Following Married to the lovely @DankNotStank. Raising the shit outta three kids.
Noah Kinsey @thenoahkinsey
110K Followers 19K Following That Guy from That Thing /Host of “The #CoffeeTime Podcast with Noah Kinsey”/CEO of Pier Left Productions & @SpartacusCoffee
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 10K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on twitter. ok fine, X. .•| sui juris |•.
JRGin @GinRumMe
21K Followers 11K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://t.co/znpZjkqqT3 (Favorites next link).
Mike Dirsa @mikedirsa
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Darla @ddsmidt
38K Followers 13K Following I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/GSnadPOMAS
John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
18K Followers 9K Following This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICA
Princess Lay Ya @hopeygilmore
29K Followers 18K Following Not a player- the coach. Helper of sick kids. Wanna get my attention? Help them too: https://t.co/OMSTm8KoK0
〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise
12K Followers 4K Following Installing a dating app when you're lonely is like going grocery shopping when you're hungry. Either way, you have cake and regret ahead of you.
Syrian Girl 🇸🇾 @Partisangirl
389K Followers 2K Following Analyst | Scientist | Retweets and Quote tweets are not endorsements | Support me here https://t.co/dEU3v6UaFO | https://t.co/8YmFbGYpZv
Brian’s Breaking Ne.. @intelFromBrian
9K Followers 279 Following Account specializing in international breaking news.
Juanjo Barrionuevo @Juanjocbar71
51 Followers 189 Following 24 años - Estudiante Diseño Gráfico, FADU, UBA - CS:GO
😹🐴Josh;Occasion.. @constantlyjosh
1K Followers 1K Following Because it's never anyone else, Just Josh; Constantly. All the Time, Usually online, sometimes present, In the Moment, Speaks English
Erin @greaney
137 Followers 492 Following Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.🍺 #endalz
Rosa Vtuber 🎀 @RosatheArtistt
3K Followers 4K Following Experienced graphic designer 🎀, 3D modeler, animator, and web designer & developer 🎀 Open for commissions and Vtuber projects 🎀 DM for details 💌
Jason Shaughnessy @sfa_shag
62 Followers 140 Following
Lauren Lanier @lauren_lanier
3K Followers 599 Following LEARFIELD | previously @CFBPlayoff | @CUBoulder alum #GoBuffs
grace (sport mode) @GRobs_Boston
6K Followers 785 Following mostly annoying about new england sports (and my schools) • @AllGoalsNoMrs • me&mi&nc&fl • go blue •
Annie @anniepar94
2K Followers 129 Following I no longer have a personality now that Getzlaf has retired
Reggie Wright @reggiewrightjr
224 Followers 520 Following
Yvette van Kampen �.. @YvvOnFire
4K Followers 3K Following Bossche deugkut met een sarcastisch toontje. Getrouwd & 2 doggo's. F1 junkie. Muziek/natuur liefhebber. Het leven is beter met memes. #MentalHealthAwareness🌹
Robyn @MonkeyDRobyn
332 Followers 91 Following African Arab, muslim, socialist, intersectional feminist. Lover of fashion, f1, arts, cinema, and one piece. 🇵🇸
hassan @hassan59125645
1 Followers 10 Following
chris bensberg @chrisbensberg
356 Followers 236 Following I´m Chris, I'm a diy/tech/vlog YouTuber / Follower of Jesus Christ. Business: [email protected] https://t.co/2wRjJm8VjR
BrownsPurgatory @JAGVintage73
4K Followers 3K Following Proud Canadian! Husband of an amazing woman & father of an incredible Daughter. NFL/brownsPurgatory Leafs,Jays,Raptors. Believer of the 3 L’s...Live,Love,Laugh
Jack Pogacar @JackPogacar
402 Followers 489 Following
a @anng1e
691 Followers 420 Following
Slippery Jim 𓅃 @stainlessdigriz
1K Followers 2K Following Unnoted Science Fiction Critic, World's worst forklift driver, Human Being (he/him)
🌪️Gront🌪️ @GrantKessler8
2K Followers 4K Following With the courage to begin and the discipline to endure, victory becomes a matter of time. #SKOL #cyclONEnation 🌪️
Negative @NegativeSymptom
848 Followers 2K Following 23 | Dokkan Wiki Bureaucrat | Daily Art | Creator of Heart-Break, Dust Bunnies, and SRF | Trying to go digital | Some likes/rts and art may be suggestive
Fire Commander🐔�.. @ChaoticPyre
41 Followers 755 Following Pyre|🇨🇴|She/They|20|Mainly retweets|Theorical fanfic writer. full-time KFP Employee. Eng/Esp:OK
cybershi🅱️a @akita_kt
1K Followers 1K Following 30 | @publishiba | #sengokushiba | ⚣ | gameloc, historiador, editor, pai, marido, etc | Namo Amitabha | pfp: @Umboloae
♡✩Midonic-Galaxy~.. @MidTheBean
522 Followers 765 Following Pronoun:He/It It/Its Age:19 Panromantic,Asexual,GenderFluid No Sontails YouTuber Artist Furry oldBanner: @furrymiddy Splatoon Player! Sonic Fan A.D.D Brained
Dogedev🎵🔰 @DogedevCD
5K Followers 345 Following 💚¡Hola Bits! Hago jueguitos en Unity y hablo de ellos en mi canal (+77k) Gamedev en @ArakumaStudio. -ES/EN,22- | 🎵 🧡[email protected]
Vulpes Lagopus @Foxy01Snow
388 Followers 953 Following Hi, I'm Gui (not Guilherme) In my healing arc He/Him 23 yo
Kyra Rising💫🍉 @KYRA_RISING
639 Followers 1K Following (19) Just a silly gal and amateur doodler with a love of fictional characters. Especially the blue, spiky one. NSFW/conservatives DNI
レベッカ @Becca10_01
922 Followers 604 Following |Tex-Mex.|corazón fría.| If you’re reading this, me debes tacos. (≧ω≦) 👽 ONCE🫡 OT9 🍭💟
Mimi (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)�.. @mitwodlemi
40 Followers 114 Following Girl I've got jokes in my notes app you wouldn't even chuckle at
Tнє エмρєяια.. @TheImperialS__
83 Followers 1K Following Resolute Story Crafter | Pagan | Trying to become a writer | History Weeb | English & Spanish | 23yo | Pfp by @3VDrkVIucIzcG4m
I don't know @AurelisLucienne
224 Followers 493 Following ☄ I rarely interact since I'm either shy or not sure how to respond so yeah ☄Semi-ia (college is stressful)
Jason is Spooky @JasonMeowthew
555 Followers 672 Following When everything is a meme, nothing is…#SpookyCLT #OldNorthStatePodcast
club de fans james lo.. @patacasegrelos
33 Followers 135 Following
CoffeeHroth 🏳️�.. @CoffeeHroth
2K Followers 5K Following 28/M/Gay | B.S. Compsci, Coffee Aficionado | A New Englander in Texas | Likes are NSFW Speaking of NSFW: @ADLizrd
Would it be too much to ask for him to write Thank-you cards to every broke person/family that helped him buy his Dream Home?
@brandonkeyy @CardPurchaser Depends which you enjoy more, crushing disappointment or lighting your money on fire
💜💛 FREE KOBE CARD 💛💜 I’m in the giving mood today, so I’m giving away an epic Kobe/Shaq card… TO ENTER: Just like this tweet and follow me! That’s all…good luck! 🍀
🏆🏀 FREE LEBRON ROOKIE 🏀🏆 To celebrate the scoring record, I’m giving away a LeBron James rookie card… TO ENTER: Just like this tweet and follow me! That’s all…good luck! 🍀
Game 4 of the 13U AAA Tier 2 #BAChampionships tournament today saw the Red Deer Mr Suds Braves over the Midwest Prairie Pirates in a 12-2 win. Up at 3pm; St. Albert Cardinals -vs- Edmonton Padres.
#FF stands for "Fantastically Funny&awesome!" Follow these:@justky1018 @sweetonmeee @Harmontown @squirrel74wkgn @MarkRiter @TwoPaddocks @Simpsons_tweets @BigRadMachine @VenusManTrap22 @CherylTunt @Kyle_MacLachlan @BillandTed3 @PantsDonkey @CherBear162 @GroovyBruce @IvonnaCadaver!
@elliekaysmith_ Did CNN care when American citizens were losing their livelihoods, well-being, mental health and financial stability?? Did they stop pushing a false narrative and show regard or ‘kindness’???! I’ll wait..
@elliekaysmith_ These people knew what CNN stood for and decided to work there. They knew it was a dishonest, bias network, but chose to work there anyway. No I don't feel sorry for them. Next time around they will know better by their mistakes. It's called growing up with respect for honesty.
@CardPurchaser All the cards I am selling are too cheap, all the ones I gave to buy are too expensive
@Jadavis198911 @Noahmeyercards @MDRANSOM1 @Hobby_Connect @sports_sell @84baseballcards @CardboardEchoes I doubt there actually are offers on 99% of these. Just a tactic to make a price seem reasonable and drive artificial demand
Saket Goo-Khale is the Chancellor of Harvard University from where Nidhi got the offer letter
Can we talk for a second about my nephew/godson’s Halloween costume and how nothing makes me happier
@MKG_Sports There’s no way he’s worth more than a Babe Ruth auto, one day these values will plummet.
@PantsDonkey At least I have you to vouch for me as a decent American
@ablacknerd @PantsDonkey @CardPurchaser @Topps We used to get cards with big honking gum stains on them. It is what it is.
@E83_MAGA Sending prayers. 🙏🙏🙏 Remember that your Patriot Family is always here :)
Medusa: *takes a drag on a cigarette* You know, he was just Dwayne Johnson until he met me
@card_kt Most of these lately are not getting paid for. Looks like some market manipulation going on. I think you will see@the true market under 5k within a week
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