Miranda Keeling @MirandaKeeling
Author. Actor. Observer of everyday life. Buy my book: https://t.co/NffTowbtAo mirandakeeling.com London Joined April 2012-
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My almost @MirandaKeeling moment. Two women walked towards me, with their dog. Woman 1: So, is she living with him? Woman 2: No, she’s still living with her mum, because…
Little girl leaving a supermarket: Can we have the snacks from the shop? Her dad: Let's wait until we get home. Little girl: But then I'll have to hold my hungries.
Me: *selects 'Following* on Twitter. Twitter (X): Sure, but how about you also waste your life with ALL OF THIS?
Yay! So lovely to see my podcast freshairproduction.co.uk/podcast/stoppi… included here :)
Yay! So lovely to see my podcast freshairproduction.co.uk/podcast/stoppi… included here :)
Two women on the train discuss perfume. Woman: I hate it whenever I spray it on. But once it disperses... Her friend: The one I use, the bottle is so beautiful. But it gives me a headache.
Channel Steamer Leaving Harbour, Eric Ravilious, 1935. It depicts a cross-channel ferry leaving Newhaven harbour in East #Sussex. The original artwork is in a private collection but is on display at @TownerGallery.
I do miss my old feed. Feels like I’m not seeing so many of you and am just swamped with ‘X’ nonsense now.
A woman sleeps on the tube. Her head rests inside the soft hood of her quilted white coat, her hands in her lap. I look at them, confused by what is different - then I realise that her little fingers are the same length as her ring fingers. There is something beautiful about it.
‘Applecross’ Hills pastille tin. Acrylic, collage and found objects. #repurpose #recycled #reclaimed
A woman is using tongs to choose dried dates from a container in a shop. The shop owner moves the lid into a better position to make it easier. Woman: Oh, thank you. Man: Sure. The government makes our lives harder in every way, so we might as well make things easier when we can.
Man in a shop: How’s Clifford? Woman: He’s alright. He just has to look inside his brain to remember certain things. Man: We all do.
Woman on the steps at the train station (talking to her Seeing Eye dog): Slowly down here Jasper. That’s it my love, perfect.
Woman preaching outside a train station: Jesus is knocking at your door. He is outside your door. Where is your door? Man: He was just knocking on it apparently.
Rain causes the trees’ thinner branches to sag, and crisscrosses the train’s window panes with water lines. A woman eats crisps with a repeated rustling crunch, from a huge bag resting on her fold-down table.
This train is so delayed we shall soon meet ourselves coming home again.
Different types of farming vehicles are parked in neat rows in a field near Milton Keynes, like a children’s book illustration.
Trees appear to run past this moving train. The sky so grey that the world also appears to fall away behind them, into nothingness.
Delays cause this train to slide, snail-like from the station, ‘sorry’s scattered by the train guard.
A woman in a cafe orders a green smoothie and a slice of chocolate cake. The cafe owner nods approval of this all-bases-covered breakfast.
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460 Followers 993 Following Singing with your little one builds bonds, enhances natural routines, and encourages them to feel secure and loved. Loads of song ideas below. #EYFS #parentingMy almost @MirandaKeeling moment. Two women walked towards me, with their dog. Woman 1: So, is she living with him? Woman 2: No, she’s still living with her mum, because…
@MirandaKeeling My hungries! The little sweetheart
@MirandaKeeling Aw bless her! I don't hold my hungries very well either 🤣
@MirandaKeeling This waste of life is the reason that certain drugs are illegal.
A lovely lady has just stopped me coming out of the toilets in a shopping centre and asked, in a concerned manner, if I’m ok. Here’s me thinking I looked pretty alright as I left the house this morning with my make up on 😂
Laser cut fencing and laser cut picnic table adds a new dimension to my model making arsenal. Can’t wait to make more tiny pieces…
@MirandaKeeling Do you look at the ‘Following’ feed? No algorithms there, just people you follow.
@MirandaKeeling There is more nonsense, but there is still some good stuff. I'm on Insta - a bit - but don't really understand it tbh!
@MirandaKeeling I feel plagued by them. It's not what "social" media was supposed to be for. Though I'm not sure the main purpose of the internet was for what it seems to have become, either. And yet, we are the responsible adults. It's us that should be sorting it out. On our watch.
@MirandaKeeling We still see you but I noticed not as often. I’ve also noticed an increase in posts from Conservative MPs, quite a few of whom I had previously blocked but still seem to appear
@MirandaKeeling I still look out for your posts amidst the weeds!
I’m so gutted about what’s happened to Twitter. I’ve been doing my best to keep using it for pleasure & work, but I’m losing the will - it used to be so important to me, and now I feel like I’m just wading through trash 😔
It's been playing on my mind for a bit, but now I've found out - in an emergency that requires minimal speed, I can get into the kitchen through the serving hatch.
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i once bought a big box and absentmindedly ate about 100 in an hour & then keeled over in glasgow city centre. people were shouting 'what has she taken??' at my then boyfriend & he had to show them the big empty tub
@MirandaKeeling My @MirandaKeeling moment. Two dog walkers approach me. Woman 1: Is she living with him? Woman 2: No, she lives with her mum. Two dog walkers walk away from me.