KMA @OnceJayde
Delusional's The Default Setting -Sarcasm Has Saved My Life https://t.co/yI05NDlywM Orrrr- https://t.co/LqYffkmdRB favstar.fm/users/OnceJayd… Location: Your Wildest Dreams Joined September 2010-
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What's it called when you're tired of being tired and full of existential dread? Oh, yeah… adulthood.
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I might be an asshole, but at least I'm a loveable asshole.
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If smart phones were truly smart, they would auto block morons.
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Dear God I need smarter followers. God: Me too.
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If vodka doesn't fix all of your problems... You just didn't use enough vodka
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What's the opposite of a safe word, because I need one of those?
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Our birth and death are like the front and back covers of a book. We fill in the chapters one by one as we write the story of our lives.
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My list of things I should have said is always longer than my list of things I shouldn't have said
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What age is it when you see your children growing up but you stay the same age? I’m that.
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What doesn't kill you fucks you deep within your soul. Fuck me harder, baby.
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I need more horizontal in my life.
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