JP @MyPerler

Special Education Teacher, music lover, Captain America fan, Mets fan, wise ass - not necessarily in that order. New Jersey, USA Joined May 2015

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j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT

4 days ago

How is it happening literally every day now

Headquarters @HQNewsNow

4 days ago

Over 53,000 cases of chocolate milk have been recalled due to potential of "early spoilage."

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JP @MyPerler

4 weeks ago

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Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella

2 months ago

Fucking losers lol

Polymarket @Polymarket

2 months ago

JUST IN: 13 moderate Democrats have signed a “Promise to America” pledge vowing to fight against Democratic socialists.

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JP @MyPerler

2 months ago

@BackintheBronze I'd probably end up reading them alphabetically. America, Atom, Marvel then Savage.

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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace

3 months ago

Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.

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Frank Conniff @FrankConniff

6 months ago

Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norris‘s politics, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP

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TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1

7 months ago

These new alien files say we got a radio signal from over a million light years away. A light year is 5.8 trillion miles and that is from one million years in the past. NASA used 17 linked supercomputers for 18 months to decrypt it. Scientists rejoiced when finally a decoded string of characters was printed out at Marshall Space Flight Center near Huntsville. It said "Trump f*cked kids with Jeffrey Epstein"

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JP @MyPerler

7 months ago

@ProudElephant We're cool with him getting arrested for any Epstein related crimes. We want all of them to face justice, not just a select few.

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JP @MyPerler

7 months ago

@LeadingReport Counterpoint: no, he doesn't.

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Amber Flannery Field tour guide @AmericasComic

7 months ago

Are you there God? It's me. Margaret - your cousin, Margaret BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to THIS!

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NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon

7 months ago

Liberals say that Trump's plan to steal the 2026 election undermines our democracy. They're wrong—Trump's plan to steal the 2026 election undermines our republic.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred

7 months ago

You just know Elon had cards against humanity packed to take to the island

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Dylan Goforth @DGoforth918

7 months ago

I did not watch the Puppy Bowl last night. I watched the All-American Puppy Bowl. It was crazy when Kristi Noem executed all the puppies. Should have seen that coming I guess.

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JP @MyPerler

7 months ago

@atrupar But how soon before they walk back their criticism?

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Christopher David @Tazerface16

7 months ago

@Muskstaycalm Dude's a pedophile.

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan

7 months ago

Amazing. Beyond parody. The Netflix writers’ room would have thrown this proposed stat out. And yet…

nxthompson @nxthompson

7 months ago

Wow. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/02/…

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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace

7 months ago

I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan

7 months ago

The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024. If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!