Luke Acker @LukeAcker2
Just another dirty 2 legger. Norwich, CT Joined October 2020-
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Elon Musk on Joe Rogan
@robotliberty Hot dog
I looked at the footsteps on the beach when it was just my footsteps alone. Then I realized it was Jim carrying me. 🙏
🧵 A lot of Americans just don’t know what life is like for those in Gaza, so here’s an analogy that might help: Imagine Gaza as Rhode Island. Here’s what reality would look like:
Waiting for Know Your Meme to update with the new ban knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/j…
Cover the entire TL with this shit, I'm so serious right now. Just post this picture and retweet it when you see it.
RT if u agree that elon has LOST the respect of the meme community
elon musk didn't want you to see this image
BREAKING: Elon, on the lamb from feds, barricades himself in Caribbean fortress google.com/amp/s/www.insi…
Musk got so mad he personally suspended someone with 260k followers for making jokes about him lmao
Omg where has this essay been all my life, @mcsweeneys?! 🍁🍂🤎 “Guess what season it is! There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.” 😂 mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-d…
In honor of #NationalReadABookDay
Second-biggest owner of Twitter is executing a man for his tweets. Silence from the owner of Twitter, who is a self-styled ‘free speech absolutist.’ Not even a “concerning”.
Second-biggest owner of Twitter is executing a man for his tweets. Silence from the owner of Twitter, who is a self-styled ‘free speech absolutist.’ Not even a “concerning”.
Yo I can’t breathe 🤣
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Tesla Ls @TeslatakingLs
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Harry Litman @harrylitman
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There’s a good reason for that
Just saw a cop get touched with Panera lemonade and now they’re rolling on the ground
Probably having him come on to talk about health care policy.
One thing I'm really excited about is the degree to which impeachment is going to lead swing voters to realize what fucking inbred dumbasses most of the GOP House are. Americans don't want to be this stupid. They really don't.
"It's not what you're making it out to be ... we're just following the facts here" -- good on Brianna Keilar for pushing back on Burchett's BS
@CantEverDie You should steal elon's credit card and pay for strangers' abortions with it
IN MEMORIAM: “To all the Members of Congress who are leaving us too soon. They are gone but not forgotten.”
@Kick_Puncher_ @ddayen @StarrProspect Or why you think these findings fail to substantiate a causal link between conservative state policy and life expectancy.
@Kick_Puncher_ @StarrProspect Well no I don't know full well that most people don't click on news stories, and certainly not those who then have the incredible hubris to *comment* on those stories, who you think would be more likely to try to know what the fuck they're talking about
The state of Texas is 100% committed to torturing a woman in desperate need of an emergency abortion and prosecuting her doctor. Red states no longer even pretend to have any concern for actual patients' lives or health. Important piece from @maryrziegler: slate.com/news-and-polit…
The co-founder of Moms for Liberty, AKA Hags for Hitler, AKA the Minivan Taliban, AKA the Twatzis, AKA Mary Kay Kay Kay, AKA Assholes with Casseroles, is stepping down. She knows she is busted, no three-ways about it. motherjones.com/politics/2023/…
OH YEAH BABY WE'RE HERE
Netanyahu: Investigating Israel's war crimes is "pure anti-semitism"
Anti natalists have no response to this
"Cats love to have you around, but won't come unglued if you're not around to clean up after them for a few hours. "If only more men could be like cats!" salon.com/2023/12/08/tay…
Joe Biden travel to Texas on Air Force One, collect this poor woman, and fly her to a free state to receive a safe abortion challenge.
Attorney General Ken Paxton Responds to Travis County TRO:
@RightWingWatch Weaker #2 @SpeakerJohnson - You are a Biblethumpin’ charlatan! For You #2 Speaker, Matt. 7. [15] Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
and if the jay leno cybertruck crashes into us 🎶
Jay Leno runs errands in Cybertruck and more star snaps trib.al/kDQMKLH
@nkulw Genuine question for those that were old enough in 2003. Is this what it felt like during the Iraq War as a Leftist? Just totally unable to change the reality of mass murder before our eyes?
@MaryLTrump @cjl1954 It’s perfectly OK to talk to God. But if you hear him talking back, you should not be in the presidential line of succession.
@MaryLTrump If a random person walked up to you on the street and claimed to be Moses you would think they were mentally ill Speaker Jesus Freak needs to go
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