Guantanamo J @JustinoCardino
Twin yankees in my hand, feel like Yosemite Sam. Imma buy a T-Top, talking Pontiac Trans Am. Joined January 2017-
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Guantanamo J retweeted
@DanClarkSports Never forget you've never been a legitimate beat reporter. How funny is going to be when your kids are older and they see this is there dad?
I'd be obsessed about my big bro too
Tough scene when you can't even celebrate your team's first title 😔
Tough scene when you can't even celebrate your team's first title 😔
Tough scene for these yankee fans
This is virgin behavior
"awww, take a pic of the idiot!"
"awww, take a pic of the idiot!" https://t.co/z5X5ilztX0
*you're
Like flat earthers, just laugh at them
This
Shit hurts but you can't be a bitch about it. Stop being embarrassing
Obviously this dude is not aware of Astros' record against teams < .500
Obviously this dude is not aware of Astros' record against teams < .500
Lmaoooooo 😂
philly fans are the biggest b*tches and everyone should celebrate that they choked
philly fans are the biggest b*tches and everyone should celebrate that they choked
Guantanamo J retweeted
Can we please just pause for a moment to respect the Houston Astros: 2023 - reached ALCS (so far...) 2022 - won World Series 🏆 2021 - reached World Series 2020 - reached ALCS 2019 - reached World Series 2018 - reached ALCS 2017 - won World Series 🏆
Lmaoooo these guys are wildin right now "obsessed" 🤡
"see, what happened was...." Man, STFU
🏆🔥 ⚾️ SLEEP.. @astros_dude
7K Followers 2K Following Houston Sports | Please Do Not Follow Me | Engagement Account | Satire
🏆🧩James🧩🏆 @Autch14
3K Followers 2K Following Father, Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Texans, Ducks, Professional Influencer, Sarcastic Xeetist
tentin quarantino @TentyQuarantino
3K Followers 5K Following Actually David | Not the sharpest basketball in the swimming pool | Ht: diet 6’ | Wt: dad bod Bat/Throw: L/L | Basically David Rose, but if he were straight
Turtle 🏆🏆 @TickingTurtle
3K Followers 4K Following Easily Amused Astros fan-Former LEO-Forensic Chemistry-Independent Party-No DM’s please mainly b/c I never check-🏳️🌈
Shoulda Sent Hunter B.. @quallsastros
4K Followers 3K Following Astros unofficial tracker of randomness. Look for my game recaps and Who I Blame lists. Bruh, I’m not Chad Qualls. #ForTheHou #ThinOrangeLine
Htown Wheelhouse™�.. @HtownWheelhouse
8K Followers 5K Following Father, Grandfather | CoHost of @lockedonAstros | @Stros411 | The Game Contributor @ESPN_SWLA I Co-Host Back to the Bullpen Podcast with Mike Stanton @B2Bullpen
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍.. @_ShadowStro
3K Followers 3K Following Iron sharpens iron ✍ Astros Aggies Cowboys Rockets Canes *AA saved my life* Don't do Fentanyl 🧐
Dr AssBurger @DeeZnuts4funS
1K Followers 660 Following Twitter is the monument to the stupidity of man - Gen George S Patton. Proud Stroud Boy
Ava @heyxava
3K Followers 2K Following Houston sports lover. Amateur writer. Dabbles in fandom. The Last of Us, South Park, The Great North, Strange Way of Life, among others. She/Her.
Maanav Gupta @MGSportsTalk
6K Followers 2K Following 20|sportscaster|Maanav’s Sports Talk on @YouTube, interviews w/ JJ Watt, Jose Altuve, etc| Ambassador:@MDAorg| Contributer: @UHCougars|@UHCoogTV @TheDailyCougar
Miranduh @2017Simp
3K Followers 2K Following Professional housewife and day drinker. Go Astros. NO DMS. NOOOO DMS!!!!
Wil-Tre the Skatenutt.. @skatenutt
2K Followers 2K Following just a skater and proof never too old to do whatever you want...just balance your life family/work/fun 🙏🏼 #HoustonSportsFan🤘🏽#InnerBlessedDemon😈 💝Rachel
🩷🧡💛SheHasMox.. @Moxie1983
2K Followers 3K Following the Astros, Rockets, Houston Cougar Basketball, Football. Yes, I'm a big girl, no you're not clever for pointing it out bc my opinion is different from yours.
✨Buzzertits Boudrea.. @StephBoudreaux1
3K Followers 2K Following I stan a perfectly engineered baseball machine of death aka the Houston Astros. Mastodon: https://t.co/YSbXA8ELKV
Todd the Show @ToddtheShow
2K Followers 3K Following The Show. I love the Astros and New York Giants. Betting is a hobby. Favorite player of all time is Deion Sanders.
mariostros🏆🏆�.. @mariostros18
3K Followers 2K Following A Blessed and Grateful Astros Fan -🏆 ‘17 🏆 ’22 - Family🧡 - Friends🧡 Co-Host of @SOHTownThePod 🎧🎙️💫#Astros #Relentless
Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX
4K Followers 2K Following
KUSH⚾️🏟 @kushtopherpaul
2K Followers 2K Following Co-host of @InsideTheHPod. El Tiempo marg connoisseur. Gunna stan. Houston sports fan.
OliverDardis @DardisOliv89489
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Delia Adams @SwissCNCindiana
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TheTrashCanBanger @BlntdHtx
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Je m’appelle WS Lin.. @lindzwinzy
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MikeyJ79Part3 @MikeyJ79_Part3
289 Followers 559 Following Still love me some Blue Jays baseball and some good old fashioned Socialism. I’ll try to be more Polite this time…
Jonathan Rogers @Jonatha35842279
411 Followers 582 Following Father of 2. Democrat. Huge Houston Astros fan. 2x WS Champs. Living life one day at a time
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1K Followers 1K Following Why make trillions when we can make… BILLIONS! President of the LA Chargers Haters Club
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Antonio López de San.. @TheMatressMack
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Breggy Bombs Over Bag.. @dsadeputy
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YaaaaaStros! @OyVeyzMeir
1K Followers 1K Following Living rent-free in haters' heads. #NAFOCATSDIVISION I am feline hear me..uh... hiss. If Blue Checkmark annoys you? $8 well spent! Opinions worth what you paid.
Ted @TedLucio
528 Followers 4K Following Educator. Lover of music, literature, art, gaming, chess, bowling, golf, disc golf, and many other things. Go Astros!
Michael Howard @MHoward2010
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baseball.fan @astros_fan101
828 Followers 993 Following A die hard Astros fan🤘 #ForTheH 2017 and 2022 World Series champions
Biggio Burner @JerrySalas90
369 Followers 587 Following I wouldn’t say I’m superstitious, but I am a little stitious. #takeitback #Astros #Vikings
(10-19) Julia Morales.. @BateaConeYo
2K Followers 5K Following Jay/chemist/Ph.D. (U. Iowa)/victim of Astros baseball fandom/Josh Reddick liked my tweet once/Cooper DeJAWN enthusiast/#flyeaglesfly/#relentless/#Hawkeyes
@outonthepatio @outonthepatio
3K Followers 2K Following GFX for your TV ▪︎ I like to travel and drink beer, but drink more beer than I travel ▪︎ Vinyl collector and concert goer ▪︎ #HalaMadrid 👑 ▪︎ #MissYouGil 🙏🏼
Milo Hamilton’s Mic.. @MicrophoneMilo
1K Followers 3K Following I support a professional baseball team.
Steph 💙⚾ @stephaniebender
1K Followers 745 Following LET'S GO DODGERS! Otherwise, this place is ridiculous.
Mr. GulfCoast ⚾️�.. @Jacob_Giesen
296 Followers 719 Following Father. Husband. Wealth Manager. Former Senior Marketing Manager @Twitter, 2022 World Champion Astros retweet machine🏆.
Jason 'duttles' Cessn.. @duttlesSC2
565 Followers 1K Following Bassist. Software Dev. Starcraft 2: #dankshrine, Formless Bearsloths. Astros fan. he/him
Jon. 🇸🇻 @DonSerpas
185 Followers 149 Following
notYourfathersAstros @Vansant83Hou
3K Followers 2K Following Husband. Father. Lifelong Astros Fan. 2X WORLD SERIES CHAMPS. FAMILY is everything. Astros, Texans, Rockets, Aggies and a good bourbon.
The Poverty Astros fa.. @PovertyAstrosTX
372 Followers 599 Following 🤘🏻💫 2005 NL Champs #Ready2Reign | #LevelUp 👨🏻🚀 ‘17 & ‘22 CHAMPS | (117-58) 2022 World Series Champs | Owner of a Ken Griffey Jr autographed rookie card
eric_with_an_h @erichzunker
1K Followers 4K Following lifelong avid Astros fan, longhorn fan, and cowboys fan but mostly Astros fan
Eric Pressley @EricPressley
1K Followers 1K Following #GodFirst #Titans #Astros #Grizzlies #Vols #Preds RIP Mom ❤ 7/16/18 RIP Pops 12/3/21. HOUSTON ASTROS - 2x World Series Champs 🏆🏆
bon ivermectin @The_Huvey
106 Followers 277 Following I dig stuff mostly, but sometimes...stuff sucks.
Cole Mc Kristynik @ColeMcAttack
201 Followers 3K Following QB, #14 | INF/P, #25 (Bats L/Throws R) | Class of 2024 | @CyRanchHS | @RakeCityCypress | Deuteronomy 31:6 | My tweets are undefeated
julia morales stan ac.. @astrosbatgirl
3K Followers 2K Following Jeremy Peña simp. Yankee bully. Blue Jay admirer. Still waiting on my invite to Bregman’s Bar Mitzvah. Regular giveaways! Htown til I drown. 🚂🍊🌆 🚀
Jay🍊 @StillChamps
657 Followers 2K Following Defending AL Champs! #LevelUp Former D1 and Pro Outfielder⚾️ #GoCoogs God Bless Texas 🇨🇱
MUTANE BET @MutaneB
173 Followers 3K Following
(Not Now)Alex @Cappy5514
1K Followers 1K Following Texas A&M graduate. Astros fan and all things Texan. Food takes are usually wrong to the general public; you've been warn! ✡️
🗽 @TheSlambinoNYY
2K Followers 1K Following #TeamUSA | #RepBx | #NyGiants | Age: 27 | Choose American Excellence | a voice of reason | i reply back to all which is why I have so many posts and never ghost
Astros Fans UK @AstrosFansUK
16K Followers 969 Following Supporting our Astros 24/7 & connecting Astros fans across the world! @MLBUKCommunity co-creator. Contributor to @ApolloHOU [email protected]
🏆🔥 ⚾️ SLEEP.. @astros_dude
7K Followers 2K Following Houston Sports | Please Do Not Follow Me | Engagement Account | Satire
CobosQue @CobosQue
11K Followers 1K Following 2012 Rusk St Tues-Sunday 11a-10 Not a bar. Not a restaurant. A vibe. http://www.coboshtx.
🏆🧩James🧩🏆 @Autch14
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Adam Clanton @adamclanton
43K Followers 2K Following 🎙#TheATeam weekdays 3-6p CT on @SportsTalk790, flagship of the @HoustonRockets and @astros. #Rockets Radio Network host. Hater of mayonnaise and glitter.🤘🏼🔥
Turtle 🏆🏆 @TickingTurtle
3K Followers 4K Following Easily Amused Astros fan-Former LEO-Forensic Chemistry-Independent Party-No DM’s please mainly b/c I never check-🏳️🌈
Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1
16K Followers 665 Following Co-Founder of @ApolloHOU. Blogger. Podcaster. Disruptor.
Julia Morales @JuliaMorales
184K Followers 806 Following Reporter/Host for @SpaceCityHN. Field reporter for @Astros.
Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis
454K Followers 957 Following The Tribal Chief of Baseball. @UnderdogFantasy. Podcast: @baseballisdead_ x @Section10Pod. @MLBNetwork, @NESN, @985TheSportsHub.
Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome
62K Followers 997 Following Astros beat writer at The Athletic | [email protected]
AstrosAtoZ @AstrosAtoZ
16K Followers 7K Following Wholesome #Astros content. No matter how much I practice, I will never be better at tennis than the wall.
Shoulda Sent Hunter B.. @quallsastros
4K Followers 3K Following Astros unofficial tracker of randomness. Look for my game recaps and Who I Blame lists. Bruh, I’m not Chad Qualls. #ForTheHou #ThinOrangeLine
Josh Reddick @JRedDubDeuce
159K Followers 736 Following Dad to Mav & Ryder. Husband. WORLD SERIES CHAMPION Go Dawgs. Life analyst. I tend to run my mouth. I am NOT JJ Redick IG: realjoshreddick
Htown Wheelhouse™�.. @HtownWheelhouse
8K Followers 5K Following Father, Grandfather | CoHost of @lockedonAstros | @Stros411 | The Game Contributor @ESPN_SWLA I Co-Host Back to the Bullpen Podcast with Mike Stanton @B2Bullpen
APOLLO MEDIA @ApolloHOU
43K Followers 442 Following Sports & Pop Culture | Blogs | Merch | Video | Podcasts | @ApolloNBA @ApolloTexans @1takepod @WatchWithApollo https://t.co/Wj9cHjQ3zw
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍.. @_ShadowStro
3K Followers 3K Following Iron sharpens iron ✍ Astros Aggies Cowboys Rockets Canes *AA saved my life* Don't do Fentanyl 🧐
All Things Fascinatin.. @FascinateFlix
115K Followers 72 Following Fascinating facts, stories & videos 🧠 DM for credits or removal.
Specialized Tools @specializedtooI
97K Followers 10 Following A place to post tools which were created for a specific purpose. Doesn't necessary have to be *one* purpose.
SEAN paul WALKER texa.. @D6rkL6rdSp6rts
148 Followers 260 Following husband father pastor and relentless supporter of the Houston Xans, Stros, Texas Tech, and eternal Damnation of the filthy human race!
SFA has never lost to.. @SanAntonioTim
5K Followers 2K Following Baseball/Astros fan and @sfasu alum. The Astros cheated and your team cheated. You hate the Astros because they keep beating your favorite team.
Je m’appelle WS Lin.. @lindzwinzy
524 Followers 2K Following Houstonian, Aggie, USN 🏥, Astros, Rockets, Texans, Roughnecks 🤘🤘🤘
MikeyJ79Part3 @MikeyJ79_Part3
289 Followers 559 Following Still love me some Blue Jays baseball and some good old fashioned Socialism. I’ll try to be more Polite this time…
Jonathan Rogers @Jonatha35842279
411 Followers 582 Following Father of 2. Democrat. Huge Houston Astros fan. 2x WS Champs. Living life one day at a time
˜”*°•.. Astros .. @VinoNStrosGal
1K Followers 992 Following She/Her former D1 🏐 player. USMC veteran. #EditContentCreator. I ❤️Houston Astros! (#LongCOVID) Dysautonomia/POTS /MCAS/VEDS Christian ✝️
🩷🧡💛SheHasMox.. @Moxie1983
2K Followers 3K Following the Astros, Rockets, Houston Cougar Basketball, Football. Yes, I'm a big girl, no you're not clever for pointing it out bc my opinion is different from yours.
Joe From The 361 @Rockets26Champs
1K Followers 1K Following Why make trillions when we can make… BILLIONS! President of the LA Chargers Haters Club
Phill @MeekPhill_
28K Followers 4K Following @BarstoolSports. @GottaBelievePod. Social @Stoolbaseball @HealthyDebates No Relation to Meek Mill. MLB Talent evaluator
MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport
688K Followers 4K Following Actor/Comedian/Director/Disruptor/Podcaster https://t.co/4PpdtXaCUM🎙Making Weekly Podcast History @iamrapaport @rapaportreality WORLDWIDE 🍉
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898 Followers 4K Following
Antonio López de San.. @TheMatressMack
154 Followers 378 Following The original Jacky Strings. Comisario of the Syrup Swampland. Proud member of the Stroud Boys. George Strait invented pop country.
Breggy Bombs Over Bag.. @dsadeputy
368 Followers 1K Following SoCal Stros fanatic, Altuve defender, my sports pronouns are we/us. #MostHaded
YaaaaaStros! @OyVeyzMeir
1K Followers 1K Following Living rent-free in haters' heads. #NAFOCATSDIVISION I am feline hear me..uh... hiss. If Blue Checkmark annoys you? $8 well spent! Opinions worth what you paid.
Ted @TedLucio
528 Followers 4K Following Educator. Lover of music, literature, art, gaming, chess, bowling, golf, disc golf, and many other things. Go Astros!
Nene Baseball @nenemarlins
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Jeremy Peña @Jpena221
59K Followers 130 Following Houston Astros Organization | PVD ⚓️| 🇩🇴| #Teamconsangre
Cesar @CeazP1
916 Followers 502 Following
baseball.fan @astros_fan101
828 Followers 993 Following A die hard Astros fan🤘 #ForTheH 2017 and 2022 World Series champions
Biggio Burner @JerrySalas90
369 Followers 587 Following I wouldn’t say I’m superstitious, but I am a little stitious. #takeitback #Astros #Vikings
(10-19) Julia Morales.. @BateaConeYo
2K Followers 5K Following Jay/chemist/Ph.D. (U. Iowa)/victim of Astros baseball fandom/Josh Reddick liked my tweet once/Cooper DeJAWN enthusiast/#flyeaglesfly/#relentless/#Hawkeyes
Altuve’s Tattoo @GLongora
138 Followers 410 Following Born and raised in the Second ward of Houston, Tx. Love all things Houston. 🤘🏾 #fortheH
@outonthepatio @outonthepatio
3K Followers 2K Following GFX for your TV ▪︎ I like to travel and drink beer, but drink more beer than I travel ▪︎ Vinyl collector and concert goer ▪︎ #HalaMadrid 👑 ▪︎ #MissYouGil 🙏🏼
Milo Hamilton’s Mic.. @MicrophoneMilo
1K Followers 3K Following I support a professional baseball team.
Barstool Houston @HtownBarstool
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Mr. GulfCoast ⚾️�.. @Jacob_Giesen
296 Followers 719 Following Father. Husband. Wealth Manager. Former Senior Marketing Manager @Twitter, 2022 World Champion Astros retweet machine🏆.
Stokes1244 @Stokes1244
872 Followers 2K Following Diehard fan of my teams-'17/'22 Champs Houston Astros-Tennessee Titans🤦🏻♂️-‘23 Champs Denver Nuggets -‘96, ‘01, ‘22 Champs Colorado Avalanche #FuckMAGA🖕🏼
Jason 'duttles' Cessn.. @duttlesSC2
565 Followers 1K Following Bassist. Software Dev. Starcraft 2: #dankshrine, Formless Bearsloths. Astros fan. he/him
Jon. 🇸🇻 @DonSerpas
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notYourfathersAstros @Vansant83Hou
3K Followers 2K Following Husband. Father. Lifelong Astros Fan. 2X WORLD SERIES CHAMPS. FAMILY is everything. Astros, Texans, Rockets, Aggies and a good bourbon.
@deGoatTX Personally I am taking Yordan any day of the week
@MLBONFOX The Houston Astros. Coming back to win it ALL. Again. #Relentless💫
Me and the boys pulling up to MMP tomorrow
@BNightengale The investigation.
@TheEarl4435 @MLBONFOX They also didn’t light those dudes up. Got to other pitchers where these guys hardly pitched in winning situations and when they did, we’re nails other than Abreu once.
@TheEarl4435 @MLBONFOX Took Rangers 7 games tho
@vidsthatgohard Not a good look for all my brothers from the mountains of Caucasus
@LTBU_2002 you wrote all this even though nobody cares what you think 😭
@RealEmirHan That wasn't even the best weapon in the movie
Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck! Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck!
@Wilki69978James @astros_dude Nobody watched the Rangers this actual year. lol
@Wilki69978James Keep telling yourself that.
Holy rent free. Little bros are so desperate for validation and sad everyone forgot they won the World Series already lmaooooooooo
Bro nobody watched this years World Series.
@astros_dude bro nobody watched the astros before 2017
Mauricio Dubón on winning his first Gold Glove.
Fans react to C.J. Stroud's masterful performance 🤩
@BillSimmons no kicker buddy, you want them to put Altuve in or something?
That’s my QB and all those ladies look wholesome 🥺
What do you do after you lead your team to a comeback win and set the rookie record for most passing yards in a game…You make sure that the kid waiting in the hallway gets a picture with the game ball. Houston has a special player in Stroud. #Texans #Sarge @TheTexansWire
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