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There is effectively no other way to rationally explain 90% of anything that happens on a daily basis anymore than to throw up your hands and say, "yeah, makes sense, every single person on Earth is functionally insane now and we aren't allowed to acknowledge it."
I would pay $80 a month to keep reading these
I would pay $80 a month to keep reading these
people are like “okay well if I have to pay $8 to tell a joke I guess I’m gonna make it count”
twitter confirmed that "try guys" is the no. 1 trending topic in the us, followed by "ariel" — here's the explainer: buzzfeednews.com/article/steffi…
WOMEN ACCOUNTED FOR *ALL* THE JOB LOSSES
i got locked out for like 2 months for saying i was mayor deblasio and that i had hurt my wiener playing basketball
i got locked out for like 2 months for saying i was mayor deblasio and that i had hurt my wiener playing basketball
mackenzie davis has now played three gay robots. iconic
There are a lot of gems in @RespectThe__GAP's interview with @ImAngelaBassett, but this one is my fav buzzfeed.com/morganmurrell/…
I don't write much anymore, but when I do it's a collab with @peretti & @daozers on why you should bail on your family. buzzfeed.com/daozers/cancel…
Great example of why you gotta read the whole post before sharing! Starts out head scratchy ("how is my bubble big when my household only does a lot of things?"), gets interesting (contact-tracing yourself, ok! cute graphics), ends with a moronic and irresponsible choice.
This is random middle school friend on Instagram behavior
Tonight is the first time transgender people have ever been mentioned in a presidential victory speech. Thank you, @JoeBiden.
Four Seasons // Four Seasons Landscaping
It's ok to use the phrase "gay anthem" in this context.
It's ok to use the phrase "gay anthem" in this context.
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Boys what’s stopping you to dress up like this ??
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Dev Patel reveals 'Portrait of a Lady on Fire' was the last film that made him cry: "It's just so achingly romantic and I've never wanted two people to just fuse together".
We wanted to understand what caused today’s earthquake in New York City. So we talked to three unvaccinated Trump Media investors at a Chick-fil-A in Staten Island.
NEWS ALERT: deadline for all jokes about the earthquake in New York is 12pm ET
NYC Media Twitter felt an earthquake? this site will be unusable for hours.
congrats to NJ for officially being referred to as west of Manhattan by the Gov
A 4.8 magnitude earthquake hit west of Manhattan and has been felt throughout New York. My team is assessing impacts and any damage that may have occurred, and we will update the public throughout the day.
nothing reminds me more that twitter is worth saving than experiencing a communal collective traumatic moment on here
why did we have that. There's no tectonic plates here. is a tsunami coming. *flips through pages of earth science textbook faster*
random fact: due to a series of miscommunications, there were four people at my 30th birthday dinner and matt rife (who I did not know!) was one of them
Please stay hydrated!
oven has a Window , microwave too , you can see All the way through a blender , but the Dish washer , oh No you could Never see in there , they Refuse to let us See what’s going on in there
They hate to see a girlboss winning
Congressman George Santos has been charged with conspiracy, wire fraud, false statements, falsification of records, aggravated identity theft, and credit card fraud. 🔗: buff.ly/46qolVB
A24 Announces They’re Done With the Emo Shit, Finally Rich Enough to Fund a Movie With Big Explosion: ow.ly/Kae550PVEJg
@katienotopoulos Using Reels is straight culture
I don’t believe “men” actually think about the Roman Empire daily, but I do believe men lack the cognitive self awareness to accurately answer a question of how often they think about a topic
So often it feels like we write into a void. So grateful to know this story is reaching folks 🙏
What a fantastic story by @lucekel in the Colorado Review. It will stay with me for a long time. Read the whole thing: coloradoreview.colostate.edu/features/the-u…
a fucked up scary thing about older christians is how a lot of them truly, deeply believe their big emotions and strong opinions come directly from god when they actually came from lead poisoning.
Girl dinner
800 years ago at All Saints Church in Hereford, England, a skillful carpenter carved this gentleman high up in the dark roof where nobody could see him. Five years ago they built an extra floor with bright lights for a restaurant.