Hoff Matthews @HoffMatthews
Comedian and video editor. Subscribe to my patreon! patreon.com/HoffMatthews New York, NY Joined October 2012-
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Actual footage, 5/3/24. May the 4th be with you!
Alex Garland tried to make The Newsroom: The Movie and somehow accidentally made Medium Cool 2 instead
[Horror movie trailer voice] This Halloween, evil has a new phone. Who dis
Seeing people say this is fake but nonetheless I want to point out that he looks exactly like the zombie at the beginning of Cemetery Man
Seeing people say this is fake but nonetheless I want to point out that he looks exactly like the zombie at the beginning of Cemetery Man https://t.co/t5W6QTjaLy
Peaceful protest does not mean property destruction. It does not mean vandalism. It does not mean skateboarding. It does not mean listening to that hippity-hop music
Watching a horror TV show with such dark visuals (literally) that I can only watch it at night lest the reflection of any light whatsoever render some scenes unintelligible. Would be clever if it were intentional
This looks like if you turned micromanagement into a video game
Horrifying new footage from the Columbia encampment
New York: The city that never sleeps. The city that would be sleeping but it's having trouble getting home because the trains are messed up tonight. The city that's been waiting on the Jay St. Metrotech platform for 45 minutes
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I just saw a Cybertruck driving through downtown Missoula, Montana and a guy on the sidewalk was pointing at it and laughing so hard that he fell over.
having sex before the age of 30 "Rewards" the human brain for being immature , ensuring that youll forever be disabled & have a bad attitude
Pissed if I can’t call Legacy of Monsters the worst Monsterverse thing on count of this being even worse
Its funny that boxers are like I'm gonna beat your ass dude hold up though I gotta jump rope for a little bit
DA: In the film KNOCKED UP, you appeared briefly with Miss Clifford AKA Stormy Daniels is that correct? Paul Rudd: Yes. DA: and you have a clip where you discuss the Defendant? RUDD: Behind the scenes footage. Judd Apatow speaks as well. DA: play it.
this is like the opposite of Obama winning the Nobel peace prize and then doing drone bomb war crimes. Macklemore has now retroactively earned the 2014 Grammy for rap album of the year
HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.
Obsessed with the neurologist very kindly explaining that an MRI just for reassurance often finds shit you really don’t need to know about that anxious people might struggle with. She really said “it’s none of your business,” and she’s right!
Another great example of AI plagiarism. You can clearly see several Minions (not a Pixar property) in the image.
Report: Pixar releases concept art for “MBTA,” new Disney film based in Boston and focused on the city’s dysfunctional public transit and is a successor to the studio’s Cars, Planes film franchises
you need to designate an heir asap. they need to be seen riding on horseback with you on the frontlines, earning the respect of the soldiers, fraternizing with the commanders, etc.
Let me thank the people of Vermont, from the bottom of my heart, for giving me the opportunity to serve them in the United States Senate. It has been the honor of my life. Today, I am announcing my intention to seek another term. Here is why:
Holy shit, Macklemore dropped a song in support of Palestine and even had a Drake jab in there. Let goooooo
lmao you think kendrick's the only one who can go back-to-back?? spent all night in the studio with drake working on another one... we got his ass
For his film about celebrities in politics and "political polarization" and "nobody wants to talk to anyone anymore" Barry Levinson interviewed former speaker of the house Dennis Hastert who was also convicted of sexually abusing minors
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Man tried to shoot a pastor yesterday but the gun jammed. A spokesperson for the NRA said the solution is education: "Had the gunman used proper maintenance he would have gotten the shot off."