George Ringo @HarnessBlock
The lesser half…. Joined July 2022-
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Facebook, once an unrivaled place to connect with friends, family, groups, and even brands/items of interest, is now a completely broken mess. My feed is full of ads, “suggested” posts, and unrelated nonsense, with the actual content I want to see chopped up and buried.
The best job in the world right now: C-SPAN camera-person working the House of (Pending) Representatives. An endless amount of career-defining shots and moments.
Poking my eyes out while relentlessly preparing for a state licensure test… thinking @senatorshoshana needs to be the next President. #licensingreform
Twitter - in the minds of the people salivating over the “Twitter Files” - is the cool club. They not only want in, they want to kick out anyone who ever wronged them, or mocked them. It’s middle school nonsense. And Eloi spent $44 billion to make it happen.
I've seen enough: Sen. Raphael Warnock (D) defeats Herschel Walker (R) in the #GASEN runoff, giving Democrats a 51-49 majority in the Senate.
Well, I got here late… but I have enjoyed my time. I can’t believe @elonmusk would spend (borrow!) $44 billion just to burn it all down. Oh well.
The $20 “verified” trial balloon is an attempt to monetize jealousy. The Chief Twit and his Twittees recognize that a large number of (mostly right-wing) individuals are jealous of the perceived status of the “blue check marks” and will gladly pay to gain that status.
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Can we call up Aaron Judge and have him hit some BP homers? We need a good reason to cut away from this game. #MNF
Al Michaels must be dreaming about spending his halftime browsing Indeed.com #MNF
In Greek mythology Sisyphus was punished by Zeus, forced to eternally push a large rock up a hill only to have it roll back down as he neared the top. Write that myth today and Sisyphus would be forced to load and unload a family of four’s dishwasher.
Shall__ots @OtsShall34660
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StopGeorgeSantos @stop_santos
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Dave Wasserman @Redistrict
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Tyllah - Little Ms. E.. @MarketingBully_
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Ms. Razzle Dazzle @FinancialFancy
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Illia Ponomarenko �.. @IAPonomarenko
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Halli @iamharaldur
286K Followers 82 Following Building 1500 wheelchair ramps in Iceland @rampur. Music @onnujonuson. Chairman @hafnarhaus. Proprietor @annajona. Previously founder/ceo @uenodotco
Bay Area New Liberals @YIMBYNeoliberal
7K Followers 626 Following The Bay Area Chapter of the Center for New Liberalism. Campaigning for Abundance, Freedom, and Good Governance. DM us for an invite to our Slack channel.
The AZ - abc15 - Data.. @Garrett_Archer
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Caroline Orr Bueno, P.. @RVAwonk
430K Followers 3K Following ~@[email protected]~ Behavioral Scientist. Postdoc @ UMD. “Epistemic Superpredator.” Studying disinformation, cognitive security, crises. Opinions are mine.
🇳🇵Sickos Commit.. @SickosCommittee
129K Followers 787 Following Yes Ha Ha Ha Yes! A Committee of depraved CFB fans. We call ourselves Sickos since we watch every game! Link 🔗 for pod, patreon, merch, substack, email & more!
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwiki
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No Context One Americ.. @nocontext_OAN
327 Followers 1 Following Out-of-context programming from the nation's leading conspiracy "news" network. Parody, no affiliation with OANN.
Andy Kaczynski @KFILE
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Judd Legum @JuddLegum
570K Followers 1K Following I write Popular Information, an independent newsletter dedicated to accountability journalism. | [email protected] | Signal/Text: 202-599-7124 | DMs open
Matt Dixon @Mdixon55
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skooks @skooks
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Mike Masnick @mmasnick
48K Followers 2K Following I write/edit @techdirt. Still here, but if you're looking for my usual chatter, mostly at: @[email protected] & @mmasnick.bsky.social
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William Yang @WilliamYang120
82K Followers 7K Following Freelance correspondent covering the Greater China region for @voanews. Words in @DWNews, @Guardian and @thetimes. tips and assignments to [email protected]
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416K Followers 1K Following *I didn’t pay for that damn checkmark* “A Twitter rando” - Rolling Stone mag. Possible CIA operative according to OAN. Writer. Photographer. Father.
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Yaroslav Trofimov @yarotrof
142K Followers 4K Following Chief Foreign-Affairs Correspondent of The Wall Street Journal. Author. 📕Our Enemies Will Vanish📕is my latest book. Instagram/Threads @yarotrofIt's her birthday, so we're going to let the good counselor take the spotlight #StarTrek
And the results are in. March 3rd's untitled bleeding Ukrainian flag is the best Economist cover of 2022!
And now we make it to the finals! Who will triumph? March 3rd's Bloody Ukrainian Flag cover or July 9th's Clownfall cover?
The thing is, I don't know if Twitter is really messing with any particular account. Rather, I think Musk is in a stubborn tantrum about millions of people who simply refuse to give him 8 dollars, and he's focused on that. He can't accept that he's made one mistake after another.
What's a realistic timetable for when Twitter's big debt service payments, collapsed ad revenue, and paltry subscription revenue could force bankruptcy and a sale to more competent ownership that isn't working (even if inadvertently) to destroy the place? 2 years? 5 years? 10?
@senatorshoshana @JoshEakle Gosh, why should we not copy the policies of a repressive dictatorship? It's a total mystery.
The NFL is now allowing teams to have TWO Thursday Night Football games per year. A league that continuously says it is all about improving player safety continues to put the health of its players at risk. Playing 1 game with only 3 days rest isn’t smart. Playing 2 is RIDICULOUS
as Twitter plans to remove legacy verification & solely promote Blue subscribers on users' feeds, here's some new Twitter Blue data: ➡️ 50% of all paying subs have less than 1k followers ➡️ around 18% have less than 100 ➡️ thousands have 0 followers mashable.com/article/twitte…
This is a viral marketing campaign for the movie Tangled.
What’s an opinion about people holding swords in your face that will have you like this
ANTIQUES ROADSHOW GUEST: Well my great-grandfather worked in the Foreign Office and may have spent some time in India APPRAISER: [sitting in a bathtub carved from a single ruby] Uh huh
why am i still hearing from this man after 2016.
Asked whether he'd support Trump as the GOP nominee in 2024, Christie said: "I can't help him. No way." "When you have the Jan. 6 choir at a rally and you show video of it — I just don't think that person is appropriate for the presidency." axios.com/2023/03/28/chr…
Me: ...why does this national security legislation have a zebra in it Them: why do you hate America?
Love that Twitter no longer shows the handles tweets are replying to. Very helpful and not at all confusing
The funniest part of Elon's new "Only pay accounts can vote in polls" thing is he ran that poll on if he should step down, lost, someone said "You should redo it but only allow Blue accounts to stop the bot spam" and he is LITERALLY DOING THIS SO HE CAN RERUN THAT POLL AND WIN.
So in case it all falls apart, you have all been magnificent and have improved my view of humanity. If Elton Musks me off I will find you somewhere just as unexpectedly as I did on PythOnline… Looking on the Bright Side and all that. Heartfelt thanks from a very ex Python….
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this tweet gave me an 8th autoimmune disease
If we were a serious country, we’d deport you & @DanielDiMartino. Maybe the Ayatollah would force you to get a better hairdo.
“My dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try ... except during the playoffs.” “Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.”
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