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🌸 Alissa 🌸 - 🎮: FFXIV Shadowbringers @lalexi3

4 years ago

Find someone who looks at you the way Kona looks at her human 🥺❤

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4 years ago

This is Kona. She's just so grateful that she found her forever human. Can't believe she gets to spend every day with her best friend. 14/10

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5 years ago

A pun has not matured until it's fully groan.

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5 years ago

A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it`s a forgery.

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5 years ago

What comes after Cyber Monday? Buyer's remorse Tuesday and Hiding From Your Creditors Wednesday.

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5 years ago

The real world and Facebook

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5 years ago

Meta: New name, same SLOP (Still Lack Of Privacy)

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5 years ago

Me: "Good morning, Doctor. I'm here for our appointment." Therapist: How do you escape from your straitjacket???"

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5 years ago

We can't be soulmates, you prepare pasta Carbonara without bacon.

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9 years ago

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I went n to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.

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9 years ago

Husband to wife, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." She said, what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."

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9 years ago

Good girls go to heaven; Bad girls go everywhere.

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9 years ago

I always do things today; tomorrow they may be illegal.

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9 years ago

Beat the system - unplug a computer.

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9 years ago

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else will listen?

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9 years ago

If only the good die young, I'm going to live forever.

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9 years ago

Love thy neighbor, but leave her house before the husband comes home.

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9 years ago

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame when you lose.

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