Jared @FargoJared
the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had Under There Joined July 2011-
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The Shyp of Thysyus
Lynyrd Skynyrd features zero original members in its current touring lineup but they still rock!
It was a really beautiful testament to the human spirit that during a global pandemic we all turned against each other, abandoned the environment, and decided to price gouge everyone
haikus were created for the sake of get to the point
The fact that we just spent maybe close to $200 billion on an utterly stupid and pointless war and a certain species of American still finds the idea of the govt subsidizing youth soccer unthinkable is basically the insoluble problem here
So you think the American taxpayer should fund youth soccer? You should definitely run for office on that. What about piano lessons, SAT prep, dance, math tutoring, horse riding, fencing etc? Should taxpayer fund those? Also, our goverment financially supports many sports.
Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.
Imagining explaining to the Founding Fathers that the president imposed tariffs without an act of Congress and then removed them at the request of the King of England
NEW: Trump dropping all tariffs on Scottish whiskey in honor of King Charles
The names of kings have been worn away by the sands of time. Gods once feared are forgotten. Monuments to the immortality of civilizations now shattered into the cobblestones of another. But one man shall survive forever because he was a really, really shitty copper merchant.
Could you imagine if there were journalists whose beat was covering magicians, but they think magic is real, so they're always breathlessly reporting on the lady they saw cut in half.
I'm really and truly not sure there is any group of people more gullible than tech reporters
You screaming “JESUS JESUS JESUS” on stage but when it’s time to put your faith to work and do what Jesus would do you’re on mute. This performative Christianity is ridiculous
Jelly Roll declines to comment on ICE amid growing outcry.
My god, I just realized I'm now closer to 30 than I am to 20 (I'm 36)
this chart is saying something other than what it thinks it’s saying.
Among NFL players, defensive and skill-position players tend to lean the most Democratic, while special teams players are the most Republican. Quarterbacks fall somewhere in between the two.
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT‼️
Most thoughtful take I’ve seen on sports betting, from the great @liz_franczak embedded.substack.com/p/my-internet-…
@oliviacarr hope the drive thru can fit a twin size
League source confirms Marcus Freeman declined the Giants HC job after the NFL rejected his proposal for the team to set its own schedule and receive an automatic playoff berth each year.
Head coach Marcus Freeman announced that he’s staying at Notre Dame in 2026. NFL teams were interested in him.
he finally got an honest-to-god certifiable elite pedophile conspiracy and instead he has to do this. an almost divine punishment
Republicans: If Mamdani establishes a handful of government-owned grocery stores to make life more affordable there will be bread lines all over NY. Also Republican Congresswoman: I love saving money at the government-owned grocery store that’s 100% funded by the Pentagon.
Sunday afternoons are for grocery shopping at the commissary….! So thankful to the Defense Commissary Agency for taking care of the military families and veterans in Hampton Roads and around the world (and I save an average of $2-$3 off my favorite Tillamook chocolate peanut
there are so many instances of archeologists puzzling over particularly confusing artifacts which were made by some guy doing pretty much this
Imagine if they offered this to medical students, nursing students, and students looking to go into research. Imagine what our country could look like instead.
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Hyman Skiles @HymanSkile96794
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Jared Nelson @SomeJaredND
2 Followers 106 Following Just trying to find a winning fantasy football team
alien logs @oliviacarr
30 Followers 141 Following WAKE UP. everything is a cover up, honey. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES IN FULL
Teyno @Teyno344089
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78 Followers 2K Following Hello my brothers and sisters we are here asking and seeking for help for food, me and my family are been a lot and we here asking you for your support please
Alison Fraase @FraaseAlison
5 Followers 14 Following Moorhead Spud 2007 | NDSU Alum | MSUM Accounting Technician | Boy Mom | Hest/Fraase Family
Jessica A. Ryanz @JessicaARyanz
178 Followers 1K Following I’m blogger, foodie, lover, pet lover, traveler. “Kindness melts the hardest of hearts”
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Graphite Club @markhuebner
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スミエ🐹 @Sumie41922121
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Matthew Fraase @matthewfraase
2K Followers 61 Following FCS Fans Nation Podcast Host • USMC 2008-2012 | ND Air Guard 2012-2034
Matt Rozelle @MattRozelle12
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Tiny @AMuehlberg
180 Followers 708 Following Big supporter of the Oxford comma. I don't like pants, but I understand their necessity in a society.
LaytesAgain @LaytesAgain
983 Followers 2K Following Yes, my friend. Standup. Host of the 3:51am pod. Reluctant lawyer.
Jay Griz @JayGrizFFL
26K Followers 24K Following Substitute Host of @TheFFBallers Podcast #VerifyJayGrizFFL
Adam Moyer @AdamMoyer702
264 Followers 6K Following I care way too much about my 35+ baseball team. I also follow way too many baseball accounts. Vegas raised, UNLV 🎰 diehard.
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76 Followers 2K Following
redriverninja @redriverninja1
3 Followers 17 Following Just a small town ninja trying to ninja in a lonely world
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RFK @RFKoscinski
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Pussy Drought @cannibal_muffin
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brando' @brandoo757
16 Followers 241 Following "Brandon without the N" | Aspiring Youtuber/Streamer ! 🤩| Check me out ! 😎
Cool Cat @KittySource
21K Followers 21K Following In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
MarxistRealism @MarxistRealism
12K Followers 1K Following I like history and the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism but mostly I talk about life in the empire.
Awesome Animals @AnimalBlast
9K Followers 6K Following Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
Tara Mary Lyons @TaraToGo
36K Followers 15K Following Yes. Please do explain the science bit. I'll wait.
@[email protected]... @JonBaker
13K Followers 10K Following Gamer, geek, Mensan, and lover of all things comedy. Creator of the webcomic Alarmingly Bad (@AlarminglyBad)
Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli
127K Followers 942 Following One quarter of @Cover3Podcast. PMT's No. 1 CFB Expert, No. 1 CFB Personality for 2026 per @PMTStats Find me: @CBSSports IG: @tom_fornelli TikTok: @tomfornelli
Velyna @AdequateVelyna
4K Followers 141 Following 24k on Twitch / 7k on YT | https://t.co/wRiM4jqquW | Business: [email protected]
Titan Quest II @TitanQuestGame
6K Followers 4 Following Nemesis is out of control. Take up your weapon and change fate itself in Titan Quest II - OUT NOW in Early Access on Steam and the Epic Games Store!
Palsteron @palsteron
6K Followers 116 Following I create Path of Exile Youtube & Twitch content. Also writing for @maxrollgg. Business contact: [email protected]
7 Days to Die Officia... @7DaystoDie
154K Followers 43 Following “7 Days to Die” is an open world, voxel-based, sandbox game with over 20 Million copies sold! ESRB Rating: MATURE 17+
Barricade @BarricadeTTV
2K Followers 247 Following Streamer & Content Creator | Twitch Partner | Diablo Partner | https://t.co/S5B9cyE2Wh | Business inquiries: [email protected]
wudijo @wudijo
41K Followers 86 Following #DiabloIV & #PathofExile2 Streamer/YouTuber/Theorycrafter & World First Racer. Director of Diablo Franchise on @maxrollgg Business: [email protected]
Romestead @RomesteadGame
2K Followers 26 Following The official Twitter account for Romestead! Out Now on Steam Early Access! https://t.co/8vm5iNb4nJ
Sophia Bush @SophiaBush
1.1M Followers 3K Following #SAGAftraStrong #WGAstrong @iamavoter_ + @fashionkind_ 🎙 @workinprogress_ podcast 🎙@dramaqueensoth podcast❤️🔥
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6K Followers 190 Following Twitch Partner | Full-time Content Creator | https://t.co/vBkVRBmuoX - Business inquiries: [email protected]
Kelly_GGG @kiwijuicing
9K Followers 71 Following Just your typical less than average joe. Contactable at [email protected].
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116K Followers 2 Following Need a little hit of Norm every day? Well here you go. These were all actual SNL Weekend Update jokes.
Blaine Smith @GHBSmith
13K Followers 410 Following Co-founder @GamersHeroes. Father of three. Tabletop Gamer. Horror Addict. Terrible at responding to emails. Discord: spartasmith
Zephryss⛩️ @TheRealZephryss
22K Followers 249 Following Big @AssassinsCreed Fan | Social Media Manager @ACFirstCiv & @Isu_Network | The Ones Who Came Before Partner | Writer | Gamer | Business: [email protected]
Todd McShay @McShay13
726K Followers 474 Following NFL Draft Analyst, McShay Productions, The McShay Show @ringer For Business inquiries: [email protected]
Kelly Keegs @kellykeegs
115K Followers 1K Following Very sarcastic & the tallest of my friends. President of Barstool NY 🇺🇸 Taylor Watch🕛 WhineWithKelly🍷 @barstoolsports 🌙
QBgami @QBgami
54K Followers 75 Following Tracking every QB stat line ever thrown. QBgami = a combo of YDS, TD, & INT never seen in NFL history. Now with commentary. Talk to us: [email protected]
Justice Democrats @justicedems
300K Followers 1K Following Building The Bloc. We helped elect @SummerForPA, @RashidaTlaib, @AOC, and more because we need a Democratic Party that fights for voters, not corporate donors.
Barry Jackson @flasportsbuzz
132K Followers 467 Following 35-year Miami Herald veteran who covers South Florida's major sports teams
Last Epoch @LastEpoch
68K Followers 52 Following Last Epoch is a loot-based ARPG that combines time travel, character customization, crafting & an engrossing item system that guarantees endless replayability.
Tytykiller @Tytykiller_
20K Followers 438 Following https://t.co/puffxN1622 Path of Exile speedrunner
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
93K Followers 506 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
darry lavid @typicalsadz
6K Followers 400 Following Sadie Mae Stuart//certified painter gorl🎨✨🌺instagram: typical.sadz ———————————-prints and paintings available on my website 🤝
Eli Valley @elivalley
111K Followers 3K Following Sporadic at checking @s because of all the sickos New art here and at https://t.co/cdK9S6bBEn If you'd like to support my art — https://t.co/Vdx8Z9JHbU Thanks!
Divinity @divinity
82K Followers 2 Following Built by the team who brought you Baldur's Gate 3, @larianstudios unchains its ambitions to bring you an RPG with greater breadth & depth than ever before.
Nroks @waowNroks
564 Followers 96 Following Editing YT-content for @empyriangaming , part-time PoE enjoyer - https://t.co/XV62GsKUqw 🌱
JesseRajdl @jesseSrajdl
46 Followers 152 Following
Fubgun @Fubgun
17K Followers 45 Following https://t.co/3790FQGhrk https://t.co/TMzzTRQVsp For Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Mathil @MathilExists
40K Followers 16 Following am streamer man - https://t.co/XpoNCufOrz [email protected] for business inquiries https://t.co/CXnyQzgF9Q - more climbing/selfie content
Empyrian @empyriangaming
32K Followers 406 Following I play videogames and some people watch 📺 https://t.co/RwzJKOPQ4Y business email: [email protected] / 250k+ Twitch followers / 200k+ YouTube subs
Ghazzy Bodensjö @GhazzyTV
18K Followers 220 Following 🇸🇪 Twitch Partner Business Inquiries: [email protected] YT: https://t.co/TCDt7gVtEq Streamer for @fractalofficial
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Jim Sannes @JimSannes
12K Followers 2K Following Trading Analyst at @FanDuel. Former writer & podcaster for numberFire & FanDuel Research. Six-time @FSWA award winner. @NorthwesternU graduate.
Randy Pitchford @DuvalMagic
666K Followers 666 Following Fun is Fun! https://t.co/2EzSi6mEYe; https://t.co/J5xAzL9goc; https://t.co/fKXtBEmKlb
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Miami Hurricanes @MiamiHurricanes
173K Followers 938 Following The official X account of University of Miami Hurricanes Athletics. It's All About The U 🙌
Pohx @Pohxx
6K Followers 135 Following Business - [email protected] | Variety MMO & ARPG & Indie & Rougelike Streamer!
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75K Followers 975 Following 🇳🇴 Signed Twitch Streamer & Ambassador https://t.co/x6A6EQOIEU 539k Followers! Business Inquiries: [email protected]
ds_lily @ds_lily_
29K Followers 232 Following Business Contact: business inquiries: [email protected]
PoE Vault @PoeVault
558 Followers 16 Following All things Path of Exile: news, guides, builds, and more! Now also covering PoE2: https://t.co/1tpfTpxFcR
Icy Veins @icyveins
139K Followers 227 Following High-quality guides for World of Warcraft, Diablo 4, Final Fantasy XIV, Path of Exile (@PoEVault), Genshin Impact & more 🎮
Path of Exile 2 Updat... @POE2Alerts
28K Followers 4 Following The go-to place for #PathOfExile2 players! Not affiliated with Grinding Gear Games or Path of Exile 2 and is purely a fan account.
Clair Obscur: Expedit... @expedition33
238K Followers 41 Following Break the cycle. Lead the Expedition. Reactive turn-based RPG by @SandfallGames. Out Now on Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 5, and PC via Steam and Epic Games.
NeverSink @NeverSinkDev
56K Followers 351 Following Cloud, .NET and DevOps Architect. Author of FilterBlade - the PoE 1 and PoE 2 Filter site. Occasional streamer. Secretly developing a game. Probably human.
Darth Microtransactio... @DarthMicroT
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ZiggyD @ZiggyDStarcraft
30K Followers 2K Following Path of Exile & Indie Games on Twitch, YouTube and Maxroll https://t.co/5DVDKR17b9 — https://t.co/pUKrXPhoS4You might like
