Dustin Hempstead @DustinHempstead
New York City Joined February 2011-
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Kamala in Joe’s ear right now
Kamala in Joe’s ear right now https://t.co/70NY4FfUGn
Why tf would you undercook bacon
Why tf would you undercook bacon
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SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT DYING starring Daisy Ridley & Myself in theaters in Poland March 1st. For cinema info: aurorafilms.pl Aurora Films New Europe Film Sales
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Larry David on his friend and co-star Richard Lewis: “Richard and I were born three days apart in the same hospital and for most of my life he’s been like a brother to me. He had that rare combination of being the funniest person and also the sweetest. But today he made me sob…
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One World Trade Center in lower Manhattan casts a shadow on passing fog as the sun rises in New York City, Tuesday morning #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork #sunrise @_WTCOfficial
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Shining in @49ers colors in honor of their NFC Championship victory
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You’re nervous because this means something to you
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🎥 Ted Lasso Leadership GOLD. One of my all-time favorites. "Be curious, not judgmental." A great lesson for life.
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Me when Deebo said “I ain’t protecting nothing”
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Deebo Samuel said he initially worried he’d fractured his shoulder like he did in Week 6. It turns out it was a “deep bruise.” Asked if he’s concerned about protecting himself, he said, “I ain’t protecting nothing.”
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Kyle Shanahan: “We don’t call em the 12th man here.”
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Nice job, Shanahan. If I’m him my halftime speech is comprised of only these five words… TOMMY DEVITO BEAT THIS TEAM
Posty with the Mosty!
0% of New Yorkers live near a good one
0% of New Yorkers live near a good one
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Pauses don't get much more awkward than this one.
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